I want to die.... but I'm to much of a pussy to do it.....gimme options

I want to die.... but I'm to much of a pussy to do it.....gimme options

there are none

What exactly is the problem are you a nigger?

Fuck

Don't do it

Nope Australian a lot of shit
Going on.... I bought myself a gun and just can't pull the trigger

I physically can't I need a helping hand

Still op here I can offer $700 AUD to the person who can do it

0 resistance 0 risk

Hey pal how's about no

Come help fgt

Good luck finding a real assassin
most are scam artist

That's why I'm offering cash on the job

Now it's easier to scam you

You will take the cash off my body..... of course it's easy

Or just knock you out like a nigger and steal your money phone and shoes

Good luck

I'll post the most cliche list possible, OP. It's cliche for a reason, because that's literally all you need to be a happy person. Fucking do it.

1) Get a girlfriend
>BUT user THTS IMPOSSIBISIBL!!!!
Anything is possible. I've seen many degenerates get one. Maintain your hygiene and work out. Do that even if you're not trying to get a girlfriend at least you'll look more respectable.

2)Get Friends
Go on a bar and talk to other depressed fucks like yourself. If you're a social invert who wants to kill youself, then your insecurities shouldn't matter anymore. You have nothing to lose. Go up and talk to people it isn't that hard.

3) Get new hobbies
Get a gun and shoot some cans. Move your hatred for yourself into those fucking cans and shoot them.

I'm gonna need it
You're hard headed as fuck

I have a girlfriend, fiancé actually we live together.?"
I have friends, several actually.
I have hobbies, I have a semi successful YouTube channel for animation, I play guitar and am an amautre boxer

Of course I am....this isn't the average Sup Forumstard grabbing attention

Then what's with all the depression?

It's hard to explain

I got none of that shit and i'm happy
Only reason I'm not homeless is because my parents have pitty

Enjoy the fact you feel alive faggot

Exactly
Don't give a shit about anything else
I'm just happy

fellow australian here, yeah society sucks I'm under a lot of pain as well. I don't like the indifference, I go to brothels but they keep getting shut down so I have to keep finding out where they are through word of mouth. The dating scene is dead. Recently I went to the doctor, told them about my depression and now I get to see someone and at least talk to them. So I dunno, go do that maybe

I have the life... believe me what you think is good I have, I'll pay you to kill me

You're clearly not thinking about what it'd do to the person to pull the trigger for you. Go to the fucking doctor.

I mean, many successful people feel depressed because there's not much thrill in their lives anymore. They're all set for life and whatnot, and they just want to die because of a sense of satisfaction. I don't know if that's what you're feeling.

But I mean you obviously still have people who care about you, that should be reason enough to not kill yourself(unless there's something you're not telling us).

That's why I'm offering money....

There is a lot I'm not telling and I'll offer cash to anyone who can do it

oh wow, now I've got pieces of plastic with numbers on them after blowing out some whiny cunt's brains out. Wow I'd sure feel so fucking good about myself wouldn't I?

You can talk to us, OP.

I found out my girlfriend was fingering her pussy to porn videos of her with a previous boyfriend so I had to break up with her. But I'm not gonna go kill myself.

What the fuck are you so depressed about?

I would lick her pussy while watching if I was you

I don't even have a girlfriend

ur all gay haha

I like tanks this user

There is a lot and payment why ask questions just do the job

No one here lives in upside down land fuck face

Just spill it. We're all curious how someone with a decent life would ask for someone to kill them. Fuck, maybe we can help you.

start lifting weights cunt, your test will naturally increase which leads to a healthy mental state

the dude boxes dumbass
go back to closet homo

then he's genetically inferior and should commit suicide

You're genetically inferior
You are retarded

haha just watch anime like the rest of us fag

What's on your mind OP?

If you are that close to killing yourself, don't really see a point keeping things hidden, no?

same

Go have a walk in -20 in just a long sleeve and pants. You will feel cold for like 3-5 minutes then really hot and tired, and then you will just slowly drift into eternal sleep. It's a bretty nice method but you will not decompose for a while.

be a homeless drifter and explore the part of the world that you can access by foot and come back with sum gud stories from your travels

the only alternative from dying is living my dude.

fuck, dank idea I should try this. thanks bro.

Well i hope you change your mind, but if you choose to kys you won't suffer at least

...

sure peter what task do I need to accomplish in return?

Go to Antarctica.

We'll talk in 5 hours pete.

DMT/LSD/SHROOMS

Stop boxing OP

Although I doubt your punch drunk, repeated blows to the head can cause chemical imbalances in your head and make you more emotional (more prone to depression, dementia) etc

i know this guy a cousin of mine was an amateur too at a young age and hes slurring now and easily irritable


look into meditation

Hear, hear