Luke dies after Force projecting himself. Snoke is killed by Kilo. Rey's parents are nobodies...

Luke dies after Force projecting himself. Snoke is killed by Kilo. Rey's parents are nobodies. Kilo doesn't turn good and Rey doesn't turn bad. Leia lives.

And Nickle is still a faggot.

Its a real bummer it is shitty

Kylo his name is Kylo ren you had 1 job.

Everything you said is wrong - Luke.
Except the smoke part.

Just seen this very day. Finished one hour ago. It's good. Very in my opinion. Don't be miserable sheep joining in with others saying it's shit. Watch it. Make your own mind up.

Nope. Since JewJew Assham’s fucked up 7 and deviated so far from the original canon that Lucas had built - fuck him and his agenda for movies. He fucked up Star Trek first, now Star Wars.
Hope that cunt gets run out of Hollywood like Spacey.

Wow. I disagree. Maybe it's because I don't read the books but I can't see how the cannon was ignored at all. Fits well for me. Feels right too. And I think it's shit when people post plot points on here
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Nah, it's objectively shit. You're just too stupid and invested in your manchild Star Wars love affair to admit it. You have stockholm syndrome bro. Disney has trained you like a dog.

Wtg faggot.

I don't care whether you're lying or not, STFU you cunt it hasn't even been out a week

Jesus you are angry. I defo dont have a love affair with star wars. Think you just angry they didnt make the movie you, and only you, wanted to see

Wha-?
Totally wasted characters (Snoke, Phasma).
Cringy gags, situational comedy parts for kids.
The whole getting a codebreaker, landing on the ship part as a useless dead-end- simply there to fill time. Etc

That’s because you’re a millennial piece of shit who’s grown up on a steady diet of ideaologically progressive shitastic movies, radio, and culture.
So, of course you’d think it’s great. You have no fucking clue what else is out there because you only stick to the same sheep fodder they’ve raised you on.
I am going to outlive all you cunts out of sheer fucking spite alone so I can watch your entire fucking generation die.

interesting movie. i wasn't expecting luke to do that.

43 mate. Educated. Professional. Open minded. Agree that some characters were wasted but that's the nature of films. Star wars was always supposed to appeal to families. Always.

Sure you are. Glad to meet you, I’m the King of Canada. How’s it going.

OK dad

A full 56 hours late great job user

Lol whatever man. That was completely truthful. Suspect u r just trolling so im not react to it. I for one enjoyed the movie. I hope others do too. Disney doing a better job than Lucas did with episodes 1-3.

this star wars movie: set up for the grey order.rey gets training from both luke then kilo
next star wars movie : they both take snoke leading to the grey order and no more jedi, imperial, and seith greys will become the balance long said by distroying all seith and jedi orders and training force trigged in both aspects.

fuuuuuuuuuuu

Want to know when someone is lying out of their ass on the internet?
When they claim they are being truthful or to trust them.
Fuck off millennial shill.

Hurr Durr! Its the jews!

>Being this old and autistic

tbh it's not a bad movie
but it doesn't belong to be in the star wars franchise

Lol fun. Obviously I can't prove it. There are two options here tho, I'm telling lies for some reason and claiming to be older than I am. Which I see no reason for (I wish I was ten years younger) or I'm telling the truth. Either way my opinion would still be valid and your anger toward a perfectly good film would still be strange. Can't understand why anyone professing to love star wars would post hate about it or ruin it for others let alone claim that the fact it is childish in places is a problem when the whole aim of the original was to be a family space opera. Odd

Dude you like 2 weeks behind ppl on Sup Forums already knew this.

dont even know who any of those people are

thanks faggot, dont even know who any of those people are

>lagfag detected

But what is that cute screaming thing Chewy whacks with his wookie penis?

Luke ascends into force spirit, he doesn’t die.

Who the fuck cares? Star wars as a whole is retarded anyway, it's overrated as hell

so why is it called the last jedi then?

he does die after that
someone who stops existing dies

OI always though snokee is that chuwbaka

This was worse than the prequels. I though TFA and R1 was pretty bad, but at least they were more comprehensible than the prequels, then along comes this turd of a movie.

There are now more bad Star Wars movies than mediocre or good ones. Anyone who claims they're a 'fan' of this nonsense needs a beating.

>My steady diet of Rodger Ailes dierrhea is superior and everyway and there;s nothing you can say that will sway me from me telling you I listen to 15+ hours of it every week since I first started my lazy bitch job that only cool people can do because that's what my cool cunt of a boss listens to

Nice begging the claim fallacy.
You’re still a millennial shill. These last two movies made 1-3 look even acceptable compared to the shit Disney has allowed.
I would fucking watch 7 hours of Jar Jar Binks quicker than this shit - the fact you liked this fucking waste of time says a lot about your absolutely shitty taste in movies.

Oh look. It's this guy posting the very first post like this, ever. Most original guy on Sup Forums.

as a trekkie i say
/thread

Agreed, here's the official ranking of this shitshow:

ESB = Good
ANH = Good
RotJ = Okay
TFA = Mediocre
R1 = Not very good
RotS = Bad
TPM = Really Bad
AotC = Omigod Really Bad
TLJ = GARBAGE
Everyone associated with Star Wars needs to just stop.

Just like Yoda is dead who caused the tree to burn.

>Muh force spirit bruh, he ascends.

>implying being a phantom isn't being dead

I don’t know who that is. Doesn’t surprise me you do though. You’re a fucking waste of oxygen too.

If you switch R1 and TFA places I totally agree with you.

TLJ was an aberration

Anyone who says that these new Star Wars aren't good, don't get Star Wars. They're too busy sucking Jar Jar's spirally cock.

I can get not liking some choices, but they're a fucking league better than episodes 1-3.

Just got back from seeing it, the movie is garbage. It's really bad, visually nice, but dumb, terrible dialogue, really shit. I'm not joking, I wish I could get my money back. This movie was FUCKING AWFUL

Glad I am not the only one who absolutely fucking hated his remake of Star Trek.
That shitstain Jew has ruined all the remakes he’s ever touched.

Moron detected. Go back to the gay orgy with Hayden Christensen and Jar Jar Binks

Rey should have turned bad, man. It'd be seriously such an interesting plot to see her natural ability as a Jedi used for evil, and see her change the game for the dark side or whatever. It was boring seeing her successful for good. I'd rather see her do evil shit..

You seem to have a fixation for Jar Jar.
Meesa says tell us where heesa toucha yousa.

Listen you absolute drooling retard. I'm not that big into star wars, and I certainly don't absolutely adore any of the movies, but anyone with a working brain and eyes can see this movie was garbage.

Except for you and a bunch of special needs kindergartens (I assume, I imagine many of them wont be at your level of fucking moronic)

Do us all a favour and drink bleach, you're wasting everyone's time by being alive

That's nothing to do with "ghost". Just like Yoda or Obi Wan, they transcend their physical form and continue living outside of their body.

See? Only filthy fucking casuals don't like this new movie. Do me a favor and never talk about Star Wars again, your brain can't handle more than one or two things going on at the same time, you piece of immature filth. Go fist fuck yourself with razor wire, you nigger loving ass pirate.

Oh besides the 60% consensus from fans, and 96% approval from critics? Learn to read, numbnuts.

I'm responding and I didn't read your post, no life faggot

Movie destroyed canon, ruined what star wars was. Don't be so simple as to love a movie for some special effects battles. This entire trilogy is a SJW mary sue lecture.

Im actually really glad disney abandoned the EU rather than tried to hold onto it in some way. It seperated real star wars from this forced diversity Bullshit.

Trust me, you're in the minority. The theatre was packed the two times I saw it, with a standing ovation each time. 60% of audience rated it highly (three stars or above according to rotten tomatoes). 96% of critical approval as well, though I don't give a fuck about critics.

I went with a crew of 15 hardcore SW fans, 14 of them said it was badass or their favorite, with only 1 not liking it (and the guy who didn't like it liked episode 1 and 2 the best).

So long story short. Shut the fuck up you filthy fucking casual.

>Doesn't care about critics, cares about the general (retarded population of casuals) audience
>Isn't certified fresh on RT
>Claims to have gone with 15 hxc fans, only one of them is truly a fan and recognized how shit the movie actually is.

Long story short YOURE a filthy fucking casual.

>episode 1 fanboy is the true star wars fan.

You lost me there buddy.

Can't have the movie spoiled if you have already seen it! Fuck up Edgy tryhard. You contribute absolutely nothing to the advancement of the human race.

It's ok. I don't expect a casual to understand.

In the next movie, kylo falls in love with rey, they bang and gets pregnant, kylo sacrifices himself destroying the first order, thus creating the Grey order, gives birth to the future leader of the Grey order and the Skywalker bloodline continues. -jmh

Finally bringing balance throughout the galaxy.

Too bad it won't bring an end to the shitty ass series. I expect more tv cartoon shows. Maybe ven a Netflix deal.

Confused on how Luke died did he use to much force er?

Im thinking you are both Trolling with TFA placement here. The movie was shit. it was a mary sue reboot of the original. and a piss poor one at that.

He died because movie.

U mad, sith?

Thought it was pointless I mean bitch lives from ship blowing up and not breathing in space and uses the force magically and lives but Luke astroprojects him self and dies da fuck

I will take a guess and say that that damn desert planet was in this movie.

Leia's stint as Mary Poppins doesn't bother me half as much as Snoke just dying like a bitch without us never knowing how a disfigured Palpatine-wannabe just shows up out of nowhere.

> educated
> professional
> on Sup Forums
You have to make it more believable dude, this is just regular bait

Yep. And people are actually defending this movie, what a world amirite?

imagine being this autustic

It happens lol I mean I like to rewach in case I miss something even though I didn't care for it I paid 6 bucks so ow well

>hardcore SW fan
>likes episeodes 1 and 2
I'll bite. Complete retards I would say.

Don't worry
They will probably bring him back for the next movie.

What about caravan of courage? EPIC!

And it's worse than the phantom menace by a distance.

If you fucking say Mary Sue one more time I'm going to fucking kill you

Mary sue

BEHOLD!
The next Dark Lord of the Sith!

next time, try doing this before the movie is on general release.

I hated the prequels, though FA was ok, enjoyed Rogue One but I think TLJ is shit.

Bump

you tried to rustle jimmys and got your jimmies rustled

phasma got a bum deal, that was the worst thing about the movie in my opinion

Old man here. So i remember everyone fanboying episodes 1 2 and 3 when they first came out. I also remember everyone here shitting on TFA when it came out. Tables turn.

Right now it's all the bitchers and idiots yelling the loudest. General consensus will take about a year from now how the people will respond on this new one.

I ageee.

How many of the original characters are left now?

1. Lando is now a pimp named Pepper Jack.

TLJ spends so much time deconstructing everything that is good about Star Wars that it doesn't have time to tell its own story or build characters. Its purely made to deconstruct, not rebuild. They are removing precious Star Wars architecture and putting an ugly commie building in its place.

chewbaca, c3p0 and r2d2.
unless Lando unexpectedly shows up in IX

They could have cut out the casino/codebreaker thing and replaced it with literally anything else, including nothing at all, and we'd all be better for it. Everything else about the movie was mediocre at best.

All in all, an embarrassing attempt to be ESB but with the scenes in a different order. crapass/10.

>using progressive as an insult
back to Sup Forums with the rest of your kind.

It’s a power transfer in connection with force balance. His ascension was inevitable because he reached the utmost force knowledge.

>Nigga he woke.

And muh good force Jedis in sheet are going to be born.

how the fuck does a measurement kill a person

i'm glad finn hooked up with the big faced azn, i thiought they going to pair him up with poe