Could this have possibly sucked any more than it did?

Could this have possibly sucked any more than it did?

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Did it?

nope. they fucked it up.

I was good.

They fucked up Snoke sooo bad.
From shadowy figure to generic bad guy... Meh...

I can say, with no hyperbole, that I have read better fanfic's undoubtedly written by middle schoolers. It was an absolute disaster.

No, it was pretty terrible. The only move worse in the series is the farts awaken.

I should've stayed home and watched Empire Strikes Back with Return of the Jedi's ending right in the middle.

True, there must be fanfic way better than that shit.

This movie left me dead inside.

Today seems like a good day to rewatch Return of the Jedi just so I don't think Star Wars is a completely shit franchise

I gotta disagree user. Respectfully of course. You would have been correct if it wasn't for the force superman shit and that mfking anime ass battle between Luke and Crylo. This was prequel level bad. Makes me want to split an atom with my bare hands...

>This was prequel level bad.

TBH, the prequels are better than this shit. At least they have some character development.

yeah you're probably right. At least VIII had a coherent plot

>tfw the last Star Wars movie you watched was The Phantom Menace in 1999

I meant VII

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Worried about this movie. Going tomorrow and worried. Love the original growing up. Seen Return in theaters as a child. The prequels was alright not the worst thing ever. FA wasn't awful. Rogue 1 was good. But they gone all SJW on us now.

Leia should of died in space or took Laura derns place, Kylo VS Luke should of been legit fight, raises X-wing out of water like ESB, Lightsaber from ROTJ in the cock pit.

Base plot: takes 2 hours to destroy a Mon Calamari Cruiser?

You have noooo idea.

True or False:
The best ACTING in The Last Jedi was done by Laura Dern

The only thing that let the prequels down was the script, If it was more polished you would have some LOTRs esque shit

This,

Plus snook appeared to be more powerful than all the Jedi in the series, but does from his apprentice?

Why didn't Rey just murder him with ease? She just got done beating Skywalker with a stick.

Here we go again, chunk chunk nigger nigger nigger, the bad guys are white, blah blah blah.

Fucking Sup Forums, seriously

False. Admiral Needledick in the Obtuse Triangledestroyer did the best job.

I can see why Hamill was pissed when he got the script. It'll be painfully clear to you soon enough user. Good luck. Oh and west lipstick. You'll wanna look good when Walt speedfists your asshole with one hand and steals your 20 bucks with the other.

I'm done with this franchise.

You going to be disappointed, it will be candy for your eyes (not really your brain) whilst you watch it but when you walk out of cinema you instantly feel betrayed

Prepare for misplaced cringy jokes, a 20-30 minute useless boring sideplot involving a casino and rescuing some dumb animals and a disappointing character arc

Oh he will...

I agree, good sir, and yet... They are still better than TLJ

Mark lookin at Rian like

Yeah, they've about killed Star Wars. All of us actual fans are being driven away en masse.

Any quote about Hamill saying he didn't like the script?

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I will watch em again soon, get the rememerberries going

I went to an 11am show yesterday, so my crowd was pretty mixed, imo a good measurement for me to see what different generations think. By 2 hours in 1/3 of the theater walked out.

Can't be bothered honestly. Sorry. It'd be easy to find on Google. It was well covered on jewtube and in the media.

So JJ has now ruined Star Trek and Star Wars. What's next?

If you remove Rey from the whole movie, ignore the last 7 movies, and not call it star wars,

It's a good movie.

Well here's something
youtube.com/watch?v=Mdm8rpv045U

stop being edgy film was awesome.
snoke is still alive

Definitely some plot points that were garbage, but what SJW stuff are you referring to?
Having non-white characters?

Rian ruined Star Wars. JJ played it safe but didnt really ruin it imo

Seriously?

>TFW when a fucking manlet is giving you orders about how to act in a film you became an icon in

Sad part is that the anime fight was the best lightsaber fight in the movie. The fucking Rey and Ren fight against the red guards was comically bad.

I think the "cute cat-bird" things were a little overused, felt a little forced especially when it repeatedly showed them on the Falcon.
A few moments that made no sense.
Overall still a good film, Kylo Ren is a great character

Neither count. First Star Wars Episodic movie with no lightsaber fight.

Yeah. Guy 2 rows in front of me had 5 kids with him and one baby. The baby was quiet the whole film up till some of the louder fights started, but the whining was enough for them to leave, and the kids weren't into it even though they were talking about the EU for 20 minutes before the movie started. They were definitely Star Wars fans.

I'm not usually one to say this, but The Last Jedi truly did feel like a SJW diversity pander. 30% of the movie is about a black guy and an ugly asian girl who go on a "mission" that is boring and drags down the plot.

About that guardfight, please remind me again how Rey with still zero lightsaber training was rekting trained Snoke guards. This time you cant say the guards were hurt from Chewies bowcaster and were conflicted

Help us Obi-Dave Filoni, you're our only hope.

Wouldn't surprise me. I watched a cam stream, and it took me four hours to finish the movie. I kept pausing it to go take a shower, or get a snack, or fucking browse plebbit. Plot was bafflingly boring, movie had zero tension. Rey/Ren were the only two interesting characters in the movie, and they got shoved offscreen in favor of two irrationally boring sidekicks on a side quest.

Oh, and they accomplish absolutely nothing.

Doesn't it bring back memories of EP1?

I mean, you can ignore EP1 and star wars works fine, you casn ignore the big and the fat chink and it changes the movie zero.


Plus... Come on... Finn is a "hero" and used his position of fame to sexually harrasse a chink.

I wouldn't even mind the wtf logic if it had been fun to watch. Fucking looked like they hired the Iron Fist choreographer for that circus.

And beats Kylo ten pulling on a light sabre, moves a billion boulders no problem And learned how to quad cannon.

It was. The whole casino scene and the lame ass SJW jokes that may work in the MCU b/c that takes place on Earth for the most part and in our time. Star Wars is suppose to take place ya know, in a galaxy far far away. How the fuck do they know who Trump is?

It sux... BTW what was the "third" lesson?

Laura Dern is fucking abyssal... like every other "performance" she privides. And the plot revolving around her stupid ass is pure pottery
> ZERO reason not to share the big plan with people waiting to fucking die. Stupid and undeniably pointless.

She fucking blows in every possible way.

>LOGic

I started fucking laughing at the end when the asian chick literally kills herself to stop the movie from being good.

Then, the fault is that we have side story that is fucking meaningless, as 80% of TLJ is, and that has NOTHING to do with a character being black or Asian.

You are just robotically repeating the same shit Sup Forums panders everyday

Just a heads up. A New Hope and the original trilogy just started on TNT. Enjoy.

He didn't fucking teach her anything in the first place. Rey teacher herself how to use a lightsaber, teachers herself how to lift rocks, teachers herself how to communicate with Kylo, etc.

I get why Hamill was pissed, his job is literally to be a grumpy old shit for two hours.

With the death of Snoke, a new Dark Lord shall arise.

I dunno, i liked it.

Probably not, they really went out of their way to make the movie shit. It was actually pretty amazing how bad they managed to fuck it up. Not sure whats going on woth the star wars ip lately, but it seems like EA and disney manage to fuck up something almost impossible to fuck up. It really feels like they are going out of their way to do so.

It's true.

All the heroes are muh minority's and primarily females (oops did I assume gender [protip: there are only two]); hey, let's race mix cuz muh diversity; all bad people (read: all) are meany patriarchy whipeepoe; terrible "disgusting" planet is full of wealthy capitalists -- presupposing literally everyone there got their money from nefarious actions / business.

It's far left, socialist, propoganda

hell yee boi

This and then they kill Luke fucking Skywalker after one movie. Absolutely Haram

>(You)

Explain why you think it's fucked up

It didn't have jarjar

absolutely, they could've removed Luke from it. Literally the only good parts are his.

That's how I know ep9 will suck no matter what, since they killed the guy.

You're part of the problem, trannie

It's pretty obvious what happened. Disney was so fucking terrified of screwing up their golden goose that they desperately tried to please EVERYONE.
>Hire a well known but mediocre director
End up with a pretty but boring movie.
>Write a delicately PC script
Script doesn't offend anyone, but doesn't engage anyone.
>Make sure plot doesn't do anything risky
Possibly win an award for the most mundane plot of 2017.
>Hire actors to meet diversity quota instead of based on talent
End up with no compelling characters.

As the saying goes, if you try to make everyone happy, you make nobody happy.

Read the thread.

Already did:
See Supreme Leader Ren immediately after Snoke's death

This fucking guy.

Wouldn't even be a fucking issue if they had given him an honorable death. Instead they waffle it.

Writers Room:
Hey guys, let's have Ren and Luke end the movie with an epic lightsaber battle that ultimately ends with Ren killing the strongest jedi alive, cementing him as a powerful and intimidating enemy for part III.

"Nah, that's fucking stupid, let's kill him for no apparent reason on a desolate rock so that his death doesn't impact the plot."

> As the saying goes, if you try to make everyone happy, you make nobody happy.

Then how come there's like a bunch of people who liked it?

rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_last_jedi/

> hurr durr, I didn't like something therefore no one else likes it

Explain

Go drink some bleach, fuckboi. We are discussing a movie here, not your insecurities or cultural politics. You have your own board for that.

>Gets his ass kicked at the end of TFA
>Gets his made a fool at the end of TLJ
And somehow Disney expects him to be the compelling big bad of part 3...?

lol look at the audience score

He's right and you're wrong.

Audience score is abysmal, pretty clear that Disney shilled RT critics.

Yeah, I am, and by the audience score, 56% of people liked it. But I guess a simple majority is "no one".

>>Posts a link to back up point
>>Dosent look to see if link backs up point.
GG user you win the autism post of the day.

wow ur so trendy and edgy and cool

lets go vote for bernie sanders together dragonkin

>ultimately ends with Ren killing the strongest jedi alive, cementing him as a powerful and intimidating enemy for part III.

Which would have you spergs whining about this movie going "WHAA, KYLO IS JUST SOME WHINY KID! HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KILL A JEDI MASTER REEEEEE"

Different user
I lost all hope about reviews with Rome Total War 2

Don't you have a blacked thread to go raid already? Leave.

I didn't say everyone liked it. I only said that saying "no one liked it" is pure non-sense. 56% is what you call a "majority".

That kid at the end is the next Main character. He used the force to grab his broom. Maybe this movie wasn't a complete man bashing film after all.

I did look, 56% is called a majority, not "no one".

It's my thread stupid.

>should of
>twice

opinion discarted

If his character has been handled better, we could have believed his is capable of killing Snoke, but he has been pushed as a fucking whiny kid with no motivation since TFA. See the problem?