It's my birthday but none of my 5 friends can come.
What do?
It's my birthday but none of my 5 friends can come
Brayden Garcia
William Cox
Aah, I remember my last birthday party.
Don't overthink it.
Ethan James
Smoke a joint or get drunk. Play some vidya, blast some music. I have a better time doing that by myself than hanging with people.
Anthony Nelson
Let your mom inspect you
Isaiah Evans
At least you have five friends. I have none.
Luis Carter
You organise something for later when everyone is free, but in the mean play some vidya, a little drink, maybe some weed - relax and enjoy. Dunno how old you are but by about 30 shit like this happens all the time, as you have a career and money to make. It's not personal
Luis Richardson
fuck your so called friends. start developing skills.
Isaiah Gutierrez
Real friends make time. By the time you're 30 you realize most people are awful.
Liam Walker
>5 friends
nice
Gavin Reed
my last birthday my aunt texted me. that was it
Cooper Thomas
This reminds me of my 21st birthday, fortunately I didn't have anyone forcing me to celebrate or pretending like they cared. Not celebrating is one thing but being forced to celebrate is another. Poor kid.
Kayden Parker
I hear there are penile implants for that.
David Harris
Take all your cash, every last cent you have and go to titty bar.
James Cook
happy birthday user. i dont expect anyone to call me or see me on my birthday. its ok dude. most people are lonely. even the ones that have alot of friends
Carter Jenkins
Yeah they do when you are younger, but if that's your standard, forever you will have no friends lol. When you get sick or something bad happens and you really need people, often only 1 or maybe 2 will emerge in my experience, but that's okay and still better than nothing. It's not a numbers game, more about quality... Good luck user
Zachary Martinez
happy birthday user, spend your birthday with us
Sebastian Parker
Happy birthday, man. Sorry that your friends can't come, we can chill on discord and play some games if you want.
Henry Ward
ayyy its my birthday too my nigga
Jason Stewart
Where's the fucking source!
Joshua Cook
It's my birthday too. I'm 30 and I'm definitely going to kill myself. It doesn't get better.
Owen Moore
I'm feeling like helping anyone, if you want to game or have a chat, anything, hit me up. Blade αΩ#0493
Jaxon Jones
its a new year bro kick this ones ass
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Owen Thomas
Thanks for all the suggestions,. going to the liquor store and playing vidya
I'm turning 31 btw
Samuel Jones
happy birthday user!
fuck them, friendships don´t mean shit nowadays, to much "social networking" stuff killed it long time ago.
the sooner you accept it, you sooner you can focus on what makes you happy. Just make sure whatever that is, doesnt depend on someone else.
here, have this pic as my present to you
Julian Morgan
Would lick her asshole, her feet & her pussy so much.
Levi Williams
Describe your social life. Do you have a job ?
Nathaniel Rivera
I'm a NEET on disability
Cooper Turner
... but you have friends. a GF maybe ?
Zachary Powell
La di da, look who has 5 friends and finds it a diversion from the norm to not have a bday party.
Isaac Morris
Hey man, no need to bring others down even more.
Jace Diaz
go to a bar and get shitfaced
also happy birthday user
Zachary Ramirez
treat it like any other day. birthdays other than 18, 21 and maybe 40 are not really a big deal.
Camden Perez
Get wasted and play skyrim then watch rick and morty as you drift off to Summerland.
Ryan Edwards
I wish you the best OP, truly. I am here sitting with you. If you want to talk, I am here.
How is your life? How old are you now? WHat do you do?
Matthew Reyes
you arent really supposed to have friends in your 30s. my parents didnt, they were focused on their professional lives. i'm 25 and doing pretty much the same, I pretty much only socialize with people in my grad program.
Alexander Hall
Friends, no GF
Austin Adams
What is your disability ?
Adrian Evans
i'm black.
Henry Taylor
Dude, be serious.
Ryder Baker
They do have a cure for that, but it turns you into a tranny pedo. Ever heard of Michael Jackson?
Alexander Diaz
and im fat.
Leo Garcia
>5 friends
That's good bro. I have only 2.
Also happy birthday.
Logan Phillips
make 6th one
Matthew Gray
hey man. at least you have friends that wanted to come. when i had one birthday party, i invited several people to it. found 3 in the trash, and one on the ground.(i gave them out at school). Come birthday party time, no one showed up. it was sorta like op's pic.
Jonathan Mitchell
Can we make discord birthday for this kid?
We can red pill him while we are at it.
Luis Williams
U just made 1 moar friend gurl, wanna skyrim n chill?
Samuel Perry
but user i'm not that gurl
Hudson Young
more pics like this?
Wyatt Rivera
dosen't matter to me. pls just pretend you are that grill
Dylan Clark
Parker Bailey
schizophrenia
Jaxson Cook
Describe your symptoms.
What is your medication ?
Grayson Brown
its just a day like any other day.
Grayson Garcia
Red pill about what ? There are many red pills.
Landon Miller
don't want to go into symptoms but I'm on 600 mg clozapine, 30mg prozac and 2mg clonazepam
Carson Campbell
lol my parents dog takes prozac because it probably has dog schizophrenia according to the vet.
Joseph Baker
imagine yourself some more
Thomas Green
the clozapine is the real kicker. drowsy all the time, drool in my sleep, massive weight gain and a slight chance of death and seizures to boot.
Noah Roberts
lol that's funny as shit.
Jaxon Howard
k
Jack Perry
Anything at all to make up for a great degenerate discussion.
Landon Anderson
rub one out play some video games and order takeout.
Charles Brooks
Happy birthday
Benjamin Moore
whats this from?
Brody Taylor
what are friends?
Dominic Allen
Find some strangers dicks to suck and make them cum.