What the fuck Spain

What the fuck Spain

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Bear hungry for apples

very very good post

the bear can't reach the apples

whats wrong??

>ywn reach the apples

I'm pretty sure bears don't even eat apples

Mind blow:

It's not a bear (bears didn't exist in Spain when Atletico Madrid was founded, which was before America was even discovered), it's a horse

>bears didn't exist
At what point do bears come into existence

also very very good post

A fuckin tree

Bears climb faster than they run.

Looks very AMERICAN tbqh.

I'm not sure that's true Japan, but I don't know enough about bears to contest it.

Ours is better, tBh

>before America was even discovered

You may want to check your figures on that one

When Chicago founded them. That's why they didn't exist before America's discovery.

The fuck is wrong with some fresh apples? Would you prefer it wanting a burger, a bible or a gun?

They are omnivores, they don't give too many fucks.

one of lifes biggest mysteries

It's not apples what the bear is trying to catch, but madrones.

Looks like he mistook that tree for his waifu.

T. Never seen a horse or a bear

What's the story behind this meme?

Madrid used to have lots of forests with bears.That is literally it.The bear and the tree represent the forests of Madrid that were own by the village of Madrid

The bear reaching for the apples is a reminder that atleti may reach for the fucking UCL all it wants, its not happening

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Is an bear a athlete?

Horses and dogs are athletes. Find a sport bears participate in and the rest is history.

>femanon reaches for an apple and eats it = holy word
>bear reaches for an apple and can't = subject of mocking

Check your double standards, America.

happy ending

>Ours
>TF

You have to go back

>mfw da bears never win da treeb owl

looks like me trying to reach a gf but having trouble reaching the gfs

The bear is the official animal of Madrid.

l-lewd

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Madrid

deepest lore

>2 lions climbing tree
>NO APPLES

stupid lions

Literally everything you said is wrong.

Can someone shop 3 CL trophies instead of apples ontop the tree? So I can have it ready for use then they inevitably get BTFO once more.

Didn't they redesign the badge to appease thier masters?

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>Americlap education
Go to a fucking library and read a book it will probably reduce the risk of getting shot too since it will be empty.

kek, thanks

quality post

It's a* bear, "an" is for when the word starts with a vowel

I think the American is asking "Why does it look like it was made in MSPaint by a 10 years old kid?"

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Trolled lmao

Does the bear get tipsy?

Why is the design of the tree so terrible? The leaves are literally an oval. Are there no trees for reference in Madrid?

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>This fucking post
Don't worry Argie bro, I kekd hard

what the fuck am I reading.

Bears used to be pretty widespread throughout Europe. Even got them in central Europe.

Why can't Spain design a fucking tree to save itself?

Also:
>The image of the bear and the strawberry tree is also a component of the badge of the football club Atlético Madrid.
Those red blobs are supposed to be strawberries.

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they are making love to the tree

I like it how they made sure to draw the bear's penis

>strawberries
>tree
Pick one

they're not >our strawberries

>The fruit of the Madroño tree ferments on the tree if left to ripen, so some of the bears become drunk from eating the fruits.
It pretty much embodies the ideal of the drunk Spaniard having a siesta under the afternoon sun.

Blame retarded Anglos for not properly translating the word madroño, they are the ones calling it a strawberry tree.

>strawberries in a tree

look everyone, this ameridumb has spoken, look at him and laugh!!!!!!!


pic related is a madroño, common everywhere

It's from wikipedia you fucking dead empire lazy slime -- nobody gives a shit about your made up ugly ass fruits which taste like shit

>common everywhere
Wrong

At least in here we don't eat the fruit. There's no commercial production of it and we use it to make brandy

LEL

This is an old school Sup Forums post. Just look at how confused Reddit autists are.

get your shit together, it's not our fault that your grammar is so shit that even a spic can learn it, thanks Allah that soon the USA will be Mexico 2.0 and we will both speak Castellano.


>posts a map where it's on 90% of the peninsula
>say I'm wrong

ao final parto-te cara Paulo

>his everywhere means the peninsula
Too bad!

Anyhow it's something like 65%

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BORRA ESSA MERDA!!!!


ISSO NUUUUNCA PASSOU!!!!!!!!!

horses can't stand in 2 legs m8 that's a young giraffe

t. never seen a ferrari

Gay ass Spaniards wearing rainbows to virtue signal

club25football.wordpress.com/2017/02/20/rayo-vallecano-2015-2016/

wow. mind = shitbricks

bear is looking at us, not at the apples.
mind blown

It's like a refined grilled cheese 200 word essay post. Sucks the redditors have no clue and can't appreciate it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw

>Groozman the caveman

is an horse an athlete?

Apparently you have also never seen a horse or a bear

That team will be on the 3rd tier league next year

Serves them right, fucking lefties. Good luck escaping the clusterfuck that is the Segunda Division 2A/B/C/whatever