When's the last time you had sex, Sup Forums?

When's the last time you had sex, Sup Forums?

2 hours ago

3 months ago.

...

-10 mins. Girlfriend is in the shower. Gonna tear her towel off when she gets out, bend her over the couch and fuck her tight asshole.

5 months ago

6 hours ago u loser

Approaching 2 years ago :(

gross

About a week, had to resist the urge to fuck my roommates wife this morning, was so hard to stop myself

Over a year ago. Stopped trying. I have full custody of my kids and when I get free time with no work or kids I just play video games.

about 3 years ago
>was my ex
>ended up contracting Chlamydia
>still disgusts me to this day

3 months ago, with my ex who was cheating on her bf to fuck me. Could probably hit her up today and get some, but that sex comes with a fuckload of emotional baggage.

About 12 hours ago. She's coming back tonight for the 5th night in a row.

7 years. I dont even know why anymore. It used to be I was a heroin addict and didn't give a shit. Now I'm clean and I still don't try

Same. Did we fuck eachother?

You know it, your ass is still burning

15min ago, currently asleep.

August I think.

When, not who

Last night. Right around 12 hours ago

A week ago

18
I'm 32 now

Got a bj last Friday and fucked her two weeks ago. Made me realize I really need to change my piercing
Good one mate

Guy probably works in the morgue

At what point do you break down and pay for sex...?

That's sad man.

never, am minor tho, wanna lose virginity without paying a slut or raep, what do

Two months ago to an Asian escort

29 year old kissless virgin.

No regrets though, I enjoy my life.

Wait for college. If you're decent looking and in okay shape (not fat) you'll have plenty of opportunities with girls in your classes and at parties.

I was a fat, kissless virgin in high school but went from 240 to 170 before college. Lost my virginity to an 8/10 my first week

alright man, thanks
appreciate it

About 2 weeks ago with my fatty. Shes been on the rag and ive been out of town

3 weeks. I'm starting to get fat and I think my very hot gf(I'm a 7 or 8 if in shape she's an 8 or I'd say 9) is starting to not be attracted to me. she has a huge sex drive and we used to do it multiple times daily but, I'm on a new medication and went from 175 lbs to 230lbs in under 2 years(6 feet tall). We're having sex once a month now and sometimes less then that. I need to find some motivation. Do not want to lose the hottest girl I'll ever get.

2015

same here man, at least it was a week full of fucking so it doesnt feel as bad as much as it should.

Don't rely on motivation, motivation is bullshit. Get up and go for a walk every day at around the same time. Build up into jogging from there. If you can't, you're a beta cuck who doesn't deserve her anyway.

it's been 15 years since i touched any part of a woman. i am transforming into something greater than human.

4 days ago, shes on her period i only get head

Getting head right now.

27 yo virgin

I tried to yesterday but Im responsible so I used a condom and went insta limp and couldnt do anything after that.

About 12 hours ago. Had my salad tossed too

>-10 mins. Girlfriend is in the shower.
I believed you this part...
>Gonna tear her towel off when she gets out, bend her over the couch and fuck her tight asshole.
..and then you fucked up and revealed you're just a liar.

2,5months ago. I need to get laid guys!

Last weekend. Got a handjob this morning though.

Last night. Going to get some more later tonight.

About a week ago, I'm 23 fucking a 17 year old.. is this wrong?

Same. Gotta love that.

36 kissless wizard. Some days wanna tear out all happy couples, others i'm just meh

That's more or less how I already view it. Just pissed at myself for letting it go this long. I've never been over 190lbs before this medication

at glasgow pride

like 14 hours ago

Stop jacking off. If your not able to 100%, at least stop watching porn and make sure you use lotion if you do jerk it.

Wizard > Sex

No, it's not. It's really not.

>Lost it on my 32nd birthday to an Asian escort

A little over a year ago.
I had sex with a crazy girl I met on omegle and then she tried to kill herself

Sex is nasty

It fucking sucks, man

For the last 29 years of my life

I make a trip once a year to the FKK Artemis to satisfy my urges. For the rest of the year it's jerking off

Decided to start doing it in 2014 (also lost my virginity on that trip). It's expensive both to get there and to actually have sex but well worth it

Then shutup and go outside right now. Get your pathetic moping ass off Sup Forums and go get /fit/ you fucking cuck.

What is FKK Artemis?

I was 17. Now 28. Time does fly, but I have no surprise kids like many of my other friends do so that is one tiny plus.

with the gf: 3.5 weeks
with an Asian hooker twice as hot at her: last night

Last week. I'll be having sex with my girlfriend probably this week sometime.

Today.

First time on b was in 2008. Have not been here in a year. This place used to be the cesspool of memes. Look at you silly fucks now.

Sup Forums is a self fulfilling prophecy. We spent 10 years calling everyone faggots... until we realized we had become the faggots.

Never

10 hours ago

Last night

What a fucking mushroom?

Post you fucking her in a thread or neck yourself lying faggot