When's the last time you had sex, Sup Forums?
When's the last time you had sex, Sup Forums?
2 hours ago
3 months ago.
...
-10 mins. Girlfriend is in the shower. Gonna tear her towel off when she gets out, bend her over the couch and fuck her tight asshole.
5 months ago
6 hours ago u loser
Approaching 2 years ago :(
gross
About a week, had to resist the urge to fuck my roommates wife this morning, was so hard to stop myself
Over a year ago. Stopped trying. I have full custody of my kids and when I get free time with no work or kids I just play video games.
about 3 years ago
>was my ex
>ended up contracting Chlamydia
>still disgusts me to this day
3 months ago, with my ex who was cheating on her bf to fuck me. Could probably hit her up today and get some, but that sex comes with a fuckload of emotional baggage.
About 12 hours ago. She's coming back tonight for the 5th night in a row.
7 years. I dont even know why anymore. It used to be I was a heroin addict and didn't give a shit. Now I'm clean and I still don't try
Same. Did we fuck eachother?
You know it, your ass is still burning
15min ago, currently asleep.
August I think.
When, not who
Last night. Right around 12 hours ago
A week ago
18
I'm 32 now
Got a bj last Friday and fucked her two weeks ago. Made me realize I really need to change my piercing
Good one mate
Guy probably works in the morgue
At what point do you break down and pay for sex...?
That's sad man.
never, am minor tho, wanna lose virginity without paying a slut or raep, what do
Two months ago to an Asian escort
29 year old kissless virgin.
No regrets though, I enjoy my life.
Wait for college. If you're decent looking and in okay shape (not fat) you'll have plenty of opportunities with girls in your classes and at parties.
I was a fat, kissless virgin in high school but went from 240 to 170 before college. Lost my virginity to an 8/10 my first week
alright man, thanks
appreciate it
About 2 weeks ago with my fatty. Shes been on the rag and ive been out of town
3 weeks. I'm starting to get fat and I think my very hot gf(I'm a 7 or 8 if in shape she's an 8 or I'd say 9) is starting to not be attracted to me. she has a huge sex drive and we used to do it multiple times daily but, I'm on a new medication and went from 175 lbs to 230lbs in under 2 years(6 feet tall). We're having sex once a month now and sometimes less then that. I need to find some motivation. Do not want to lose the hottest girl I'll ever get.
2015
same here man, at least it was a week full of fucking so it doesnt feel as bad as much as it should.
Don't rely on motivation, motivation is bullshit. Get up and go for a walk every day at around the same time. Build up into jogging from there. If you can't, you're a beta cuck who doesn't deserve her anyway.
it's been 15 years since i touched any part of a woman. i am transforming into something greater than human.
4 days ago, shes on her period i only get head
Getting head right now.
27 yo virgin
I tried to yesterday but Im responsible so I used a condom and went insta limp and couldnt do anything after that.
About 12 hours ago. Had my salad tossed too
>-10 mins. Girlfriend is in the shower.
I believed you this part...
>Gonna tear her towel off when she gets out, bend her over the couch and fuck her tight asshole.
..and then you fucked up and revealed you're just a liar.
2,5months ago. I need to get laid guys!
Last weekend. Got a handjob this morning though.
Last night. Going to get some more later tonight.
About a week ago, I'm 23 fucking a 17 year old.. is this wrong?
Same. Gotta love that.
36 kissless wizard. Some days wanna tear out all happy couples, others i'm just meh
That's more or less how I already view it. Just pissed at myself for letting it go this long. I've never been over 190lbs before this medication
at glasgow pride
like 14 hours ago
Stop jacking off. If your not able to 100%, at least stop watching porn and make sure you use lotion if you do jerk it.
Wizard > Sex
No, it's not. It's really not.
>Lost it on my 32nd birthday to an Asian escort
A little over a year ago.
I had sex with a crazy girl I met on omegle and then she tried to kill herself
Sex is nasty
It fucking sucks, man
For the last 29 years of my life
I make a trip once a year to the FKK Artemis to satisfy my urges. For the rest of the year it's jerking off
Decided to start doing it in 2014 (also lost my virginity on that trip). It's expensive both to get there and to actually have sex but well worth it
Then shutup and go outside right now. Get your pathetic moping ass off Sup Forums and go get /fit/ you fucking cuck.
What is FKK Artemis?
I was 17. Now 28. Time does fly, but I have no surprise kids like many of my other friends do so that is one tiny plus.
with the gf: 3.5 weeks
with an Asian hooker twice as hot at her: last night
Last week. I'll be having sex with my girlfriend probably this week sometime.
Today.
First time on b was in 2008. Have not been here in a year. This place used to be the cesspool of memes. Look at you silly fucks now.
Sup Forums is a self fulfilling prophecy. We spent 10 years calling everyone faggots... until we realized we had become the faggots.
Never
10 hours ago
Last night
What a fucking mushroom?
Post you fucking her in a thread or neck yourself lying faggot