Let's write a scout report one word at a time

Subject is promising youngsters
I'll start:
Here's

Johnny!

Who

Scrappy

penis

Scored

with

96

mph

gets stuck in

He

died

rip, we hardly knew ye, scrappy penis who scored with 96 mph

tight

pussy

Queefs

touchdown!

Only

Kappa

Madrid refball

AGUEROOO

cuck

Firm

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A

fucking

LEAF

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

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