/brit/

The phone call that saved /brit/.
Edition.

Lib Dems

Had my phone for over 3 years. You?

Feel ill because the girl I like hasn't responded to my message and don't think she will

Hate that prick so much

I think a wank is in order tonight.

RUSSIA

Think I've decided who I'm going to vote for in the upcoming General Election lads

Business idea: A kebab shop run by white folk

if you're old enough to have any memories of the 1900s you're too old for Sup Forums

Two years in October

muslims cause mayhem, death, destruction, violence and rape wherever they are in the world

get these animals OUT of britain

got called a cuck in waitrose

2 years

There's one near me. It's top notch. Someone tried to blown it up a few years back tho

WE

Still using an iPhone 5 from Sept 2012.

>N-NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD!!!! LOOK AT THIS SIKH--- M-MUSLIM HELPING PEOPLE

bit islamophobic

WUZ

Nice. If you have a functional smartphone there's no reason to get a newer functional smartphone. Now if you don't have a smartphone, then you're a gimp

KIANGZ

>if you don't have a government sanctioned tracking device in your pocket, get one you gimp

Just realised I've not bought anything that wasn't food, or related to the upkeep of myself or my house in over a year

Sup Forums = right-wing, alt-right, conservative, racist echo chamber

Tumblr = left-wing, socialist, feminist SJW echo chamber

Reddit = centrist, fedora, I fucking love le science xD euphoric echo chamber

N'

haha loser

...

>T-THIS EVIL WHITE MAN CALLED THIS INNOCENT MUSLIMS A PAKI--- IGNORE THAT 22 WHITE PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY A MUSLIM!!! T-THIS IS WORSE!!!

>ahh why yes I do own a so-called smart phone

We're getting BTFO in the cricket lads

I'm probably going to get an Andriod one soon. iPhone 5 won't see iOS 11 that get shown off next month.

If you wouldn't live next door to a halfway house or bail hostel full of violent schizophrenics, why would you want to live among muslims? The muslims are more delusional.

provide One (1) example where this happened
the Independent article doesn't count because they fixed it

Imagine actually caring about this. If you live in the modern age you're being tracked. Get over it

On Tumblr they'd be saying the same thing but against white people. Makes you think doesnt it

Ah yes quite a year it was

redpill me on new england clam chowder

a small price to pay for the vast contributions of muslims to british culture (some curry and kebab shops)

>Sup Forums is an echo chamber, trust me!!
wow look, two opposing viewpoints
fuck off braindead cunt

about what I'd expect for a tween pop gig

Haha what a hilarious post my friend I too share your political views haha
This but unironically. Kebabs are delicious.

Where did he say that you foreign cunt.

>Liam Curry

Not sure I like this new psychic upgrade they gave google.

I typed in: did america, and it knew I was going to as did america lose the vietnam war

It's convenient sure, but a bit creepy

the last thread you dumb cunt, it's the same twat

Oh I just woke up.

Niggers

tricep day lads

I am not nigger ok

Back and bicep day lads the true goat, fuck chest

forearm day lads

unicycle day lads

Right-wingers on Sup Forums massively out number left-wingers. There are right-wingers on Tumblr but that doesn't mean it's not an echo chamber.

In the Life in the UK preparation material for the test, it actually talks about Britain's first curry house haha.

It also has some misleading questions. They say the largest note is £50 (implying it is for the whole of the UK, but that's just not true, Scottish £100s and so on). Might be the biggest legal tender I guess, but that still should be specified.

:(

pigeon boy

>tfw you find a cracking new 'tube channel and suddenly you have hours of videos to watch
love this feel

That is true.

tbf right-wingers only outnumber lefties on the Reddit boards (for obvious reasons)

>that doesn't mean energy is the key component of value.

Energy cannot create more than it puts in - I think that would break the law of thermodynamics. Labour seems to create more because the person's wages are not equal to the amount they created for the capitalist.

>Marx missed the mark on where profit comes from again because labour doesn't necessarily have value,

You've repeated this point and I've told you Marx also agreed. And how did Marx miss where profit/surplus value comes from?
Can you refute " if the capitalist (via his workers) creates 100Y of product and he pays his workers a total of 20X. The 80Y gained via the market is profit aka surplus value." (probably not because it's very basic maths)

>bu the majority of capitalist profit doesn't come from necessities but further luxuries and marketing of said luxuries

Luxuries result in a higher return but how does that refute surplus value? Luxuries have still been made via labour.

>how is a co-op or syndicate supposed to undercut the capitalist without getting in bed with the arms of capitalism in the process?

they can't but a lot of business can't which is why we have very little independent stores.

Fuck you on about, you get pigeon chested from overlooking back and over working chest like 90% of gym cunts. I have fantastic posture and width

>it actually talks about Britain's first curry house haha.
Well, yeah. Like what you think they're just gonna skate over the Raj?

Honestly that whole shit's bullshit in every conceivable way.

my fetish list would make people wretch
how did I end up with such a warped mind?

I was always into torture myself. When I was eight I'd look up diagrams of Chinese torture techniques because it made my penis hard and that felt good.

Wish Soviet themed Sci-Fi was a bigger thing.

>comparing the number of right wingers on tumbler to the left wingers on Sup Forums
you're retarded. a large portion of Sup Forums are leftists. evidence is in this very thread.
and like said, there are entire boards that are lefty like /lit/
it is far from an echo chamber when there are arguments literally everywhere you go on Sup Forums, regardless of left vs right

dear moot

love bank holiday mondays
love lasagna

I do not date white women.

shall be doing a cheeky corbyn vote

I do genuinely believe this. However, it's true that that kind of thing happens on tumblr too (I think -- I can't actually understand that website). While one of the best things about Sup Forums is the constant contrarianness, on places like, say, Sup Forums the right-wing shitposting kind-of landslides over the contrarianposting.

bit of a waste don't you think

I would too but I didn't sign up because exams.
>t. dumb teenager

>blond
>used to get bullied in school
>people called me jizz head
>just saw some lad from school
>"alright jizz head"
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its ok, just blame the old people

listened to Sup Forums and bought a moto g lte ~3 years ago
still works to this day

>blond
no kidding ahahahahahahahah

should have chinned him

Can't wait till Mummy May centers all internet nazis and stops that commie Corbyn.

They don't communicate as much with each other on tumblr and reddit. Opposing viewpoints often get silenced by their voting system on reddit

Honestly my whole area's Tory as can be (Boris Johnson used to be our MP) so it's not like I could've done much.

>guys Sup Forums is an echo chamber and no one wants to talk about my stupid basic politics or listen to me regurgitate stuff from the guardian

*censors

>May
>Centrist
lol

11 years

Left-wingers are massively outnumbered on most boards. There is a reason that the alt-right and Donald Trump support came from here mainly. If you deny it you're just being wilfully ignorant.

remember when it was hot?
i miss that

Got a scan on the 'sticles in an hour lads, wish me luck

Daily Mail on the other hand is fucking perfect
ayy me too

can't send a pic because it doesn't have a camera

>Left-wingers are massively outnumbered on most boards
no. they are out numbered, not massively outnumbered. it doesn't even matter left vs right anyway, just fucking look at literally any thread and try to see if you can find one without a retarded argument going

left winger here x

Had that a few years back.

Look forward to the heapings of lube they apply to your bollocks

I went on Reddit and everyone was fucking complaining.

"It's too hot" the fucking retard pink-fleshed fat sweating porkies said.

Reddit is disgusting.

yuck

THE DAILY MAIL

That shit's as dumb as the political compass test.

Read a book nigger

Rude

what a horrible little man

i dont, 15-18 degrees is perfect

Why go for sci-fi when you can have the real thing?

May has just lost the plot with some of her policies so its going to have to be a corbyn unfortunately.