10:00
Shaun Murphy (Eng) 6-10 Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng)
John Higgins (Sco) 3-5 Mark Allen (NI)
14:30
Liang Wenbo (Chn) v Ding Junhui (Chn)
Stephen Maguire (Sco) v Rory McLeod (Eng)
19:00
Mark Allen (NI) v John Higgins (Sco)
Mark Selby (Eng) v Xiao Guodong (Chn)
Good morning
Funny isn't it?
morning lads
Morning lads. Had to miss all the action yesterday, but I'm very much looking forward to a day of comfy.
Top of the mornin' to ya
Morning.
Same, couldn't watch a single match.
What gwan?
ronnie?
Soon
I'm gwan'ing at home right now
>Freed from Desire
BANGER
Here we go, lads.
Only four hours sleep. Gonna be a struggle this first session.
Morning chaps
Good luck Ronnie
GWAH ROBNIEYASDFKUQAS
Not going to be a struggle with Ronnie playing innit.
>tfw I'll probably miss the afternoon and evening session
what was the foul i missed it?
Morphy missed the red, which fired up the table and potted the brown
Morphy tried to pot a red and then the cueball rolled back and hit the brown which then went into the yellow pocket.
So much for end of break.
woke up late GWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWANNNNNN RONNIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>rpnnie
>brown shoes/grey trousers
black shirt ronnie is the best ronnie
With black shirt
all that with black socks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOLO'Sullivan
ronnie just cant stop potting
>morphy
GWAN KICK!
wat kick
he full hit the red on the wrong place or am i blind
>Ronnie never has his balls cleaned
Gross 2bh
>letting other men touch your balls
thats gross
He just did though.
CENTURY
C E N T U R Y
GWAN CENTURY
CENTURY incoming
Game over Shaun, game over
Can he please just not do anything with his fat faggot lips holy shit jesus christ
What's he thinking lads?
...
prob this
Hello again lads.
GWAN
W
A
N
DAT RED
lel
KEK
oh joy the interval then and we get to see morphy taxi around again
Shaun Murphy was made to look like such a bitch in the last frame.
GUAM LOLLY!
the absolute state of morphy
nevermind
Its like he is watching his wife get fucked.
>rpnnie
IT CONTINUES
>The magician
MORPHY STOP I CANT HOLD MY SIDES
>morphy
It ends.
Time for Higgins v Allen.
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>they'll probably get Morphy on red button coverage now he's out
Fuck's sake Ronnie
>ronnie finally warps up
>match ends
GWAN JOHN
>warps
warms
>no handshake
they did tho homo polo
I'm talking about Ronnie in the studio with Hendry and Hazel.
>*warps up behind you*
who here super cosy every year when the crucible is on?
>shaking hands with women
haram desu
...
Pshhh.... Just a kick, kid
Yes, lad.
>tfw missed Ding all week
>busy this afternoon so can't watch him today either
busy on a saturday hahaha what a loser
Never liked Allen imh
he doesnt really look like a snooker player desu
>yfw
But don't worry, user. There'll probably be lots of opportunites to watch Ding in the next week.
inb4 he >dings up
honestly liang would get bodied against ronnie so i hope Ding gets through
Ronnie looked great today, cheeky fiver for him to win the whole thing?
Got to go and see Magical Marco and the boys
Off to the shop lads, anyone want some organic carrot juice?
Choc ice pls
I'd be okay with either but I slightly prefer Ding
Special brew tinnies please lad.
Mint Cornetto if you don't mind.
>the top half of the draw compared to the bottom half
Huh...wow
Dime bar and a pack of coca-cola hubba bubba pls
Quality from Higgins
where can i watch bbc sport?
no thanks Peter
BBC.com/sport
Shut the fuck up John
Sheffield
Bring me some milk and fatty food. I have a slight hangover.
hope you dont get relegated my man
What share of the betting profits do you think Riggins has promised Allen if he loses?
John a good boy he didn't nuffin
So what's the deal with 3 cushion billiard and why are murifats ''DATS DA HARDEST CUE SPORT HARDER THAN SNOOKER''?
he literally didn't do anything and if he didn't get suspended he'd be on course to break hendry's record
That fluke
DAT POT