So Sup Forums i went to a hooker and payed her to stick a dildo up my arse and wank me off...

So Sup Forums i went to a hooker and payed her to stick a dildo up my arse and wank me off, then i asked her to make fun of my little balls while i jerked my dick and she kept the dildo action going.

Ask me anything

I'm proud of you

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How do you make great chili con carne?

What?

idiot

How do I know everything is going to be alright?
When will I realize things are going to work out in the end?
When will I stop being in such a fucked financial pit?
Will 2018 be better than these last two god awful years?
Will ETH bloat like bitcoin?

How many miles away is the sun?

93,000,000 miles.

Thanks!

How much did you pay? ive been considering something similar.

Toast all your spices at the beginning and fry them off with the onions, add loads of parsley at the end when it comes off the heat.

lol idk

what he said - i went to a hooker and payed her to stick a dildo up my arse and wank me off, then i asked her to make fun of my little balls while i jerked my dick and she kept the dildo action going.

im a fucking moron

Huh?

How do I keep my spoon from bending backwards when I scoop ice cream?

why did you go to a woman for this homosexual exercise? a man would know better how to top you

not OP but you can use an ice cream scoop instead.

alternatively, let the ice cream sit outside the freezer for a few minutes before you start, bro. it's not science

Is it possible to use hand wash as lubricant?

microwave your spoon

Are you a lefty or a righty?

Im bisexual and well, im not always up for a fuck with a dude.

possible, yes. advisable, no.

i write with my right hand, but wank with either.