What kind of libertarian are you?

Marc Allan Feldman EPIC Closing Statement At Libertarian Party Debate
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I'm Autistic Memersen libertarian.

I'm a HIGH TEST libertarian.

this kind

Do whatever the fuck you wanna do.
As long as you don't prevent anyone else from doing whatever the fuck they wanna do.

Who will win the Libertarian nomination?
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Autism Memersen

Screaming jew (Dr. Fieldman)

Gary "75% like a democrat" Johnson

Elf ears (Darryl Perry)

Tony stark (John Mcafee)

>(((Feldman)))

Oh look, the kikes have finally infiltrated the Libertarian party too

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The only thing that would have made it better would be some autistic dabbing at the end:

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>Feldman

SOME MAY ASK, FELDMAN, IS HE THAT LIBERTARIAN? I AM THAT LIBERTARIAN. I AM THAT BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE LIBERTARIAN THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON TV LIBERTARIAN. THAT MUSLIM LIBERTARIAN THAT JEW LIBERTARIAN THAT CHRISTIAN ATHEIST HINDU LIBERTARIAN. THAT ROTHBARD LIBERTARIAN THAT JEFFERSON LIBERTARIAN. THAT YOU KNOW I’M NOT MESSING LIBERTARIAN. THAT LGBTQ LIBERTARIAN NO-SEX LIBERTARIAN, MLK JUNIOR MALCOLM X LIBERTARIAN. THE REVOLUTIONARY, HONORABLE, RON PAUL LIBERTARIAN. THAT RICHARD WINGER, BILL REDPATH BALLOT ACCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT DARRYL W. PERRY, NO APOLOGIES ANARCHIST LIBERTARIAN, THAT GARY JOHNSON NEW MEXICO SUCCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT AUSTEN PETERSEN FREEDOM NINJA IN YOUR FACE LIBERTARIAN. THAT JOHN MCAFEE WORLD CLASS BADASS LIBERTARIAN. THAT NO PAIN, NO GAIN GET THOSE PETITIONS SIGNED IN THE RING LIBERTARIAN. THAT SORRY I'M NOT SORRY LIBERTARIAN THAT CAN'T STAND THE INFRINGEMENTS AND ABUSES LIBERTARIAN THAT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, NO EXCUSES LIBERTARIAN. I'M THAT LIBERTARIAN.

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DR. FELDMAN: SOME MAY ASK, FELDMAN, IS HE THAT LIBERTARIAN? I AM THAT LIBERTARIAN. I AM THAT BE WHAT YOU WANT TO BE LIBERTARIAN THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON TV LIBERTARIAN. THAT MUSLIM LIBERTARIAN THAT JEW LIBERTARIAN THAT CHRISTIAN ATHEIST HINDU LIBERTARIAN. THAT ROTHBARD LIBERTARIAN THAT JEFFERSON LIBERTARIAN. THAT YOU KNOW I’M NOT MESSING LIBERTARIAN. THAT LGBTQ LIBERTARIAN NO-SEX LIBERTARIAN, MLK JUNIOR MALCOLM X LIBERTARIAN. THE REVOLUTIONARY, HONORABLE, RON PAUL LIBERTARIAN. THAT RICHARD WINGER, BILL REDPATH BALLOT ACCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT DARRYL W. PERRY, NO APOLOGIES ANARCHIST LIBERTARIAN, THAT GARY JOHNSON NEW MEXICO SUCCESS LIBERTARIAN, THAT AUSTEN PETERSEN FREEDOM NINJA IN YOUR FACE LIBERTARIAN. THAT JOHN MCAFEE WORLD CLASS BADASS LIBERTARIAN. THAT NO PAIN, NO GAIN GET THOSE PETITIONS SIGNED IN THE RING LIBERTARIAN. THAT SORRY I'M NOT SORRY LIBERTARIAN THAT CAN'T STAND THE INFRINGEMENTS AND ABUSES LIBERTARIAN THAT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, NO EXCUSES LIBERTARIAN. I'M THAT LIBERTARIAN.

(((Feldman)))

Feldman the Jew and Petersen the Nordic

libertarians, the cuck party

>that short shouting jew libertarian

I'm a libertarian but this is embarassing.

Why are we a meme ideology?

Libertarian Vice Presidential Debate - Orlando May 27th 2016
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More memes?

>camera quality sucks
>camera angle sucks
>hosts didn't even plan which candidate would start

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So we memeing this shit or not

I'm so libertarian I'm voting for Bernie

Good job

I think average people would take libertarianism more seriously if libertarians concentrated their lobbying on instances where laws are doing measurable harm.

Anime libertarian

I miss the old Libertarian
Straight from the 'Go Libertarian
Chop up the soul Libertarian
Set on his goals Libertarian

bump my thread for freedom lads

the autistic libertarian

>this is the party that will stop trump
>this is more serious and professional than the republican debate

god so many soundbites in this debate

oh shit that was dope af tbhfam

Problem is, any libertarian minded person with any goddamned sense stays as far away from politics as possible.

So we get all the loonies.

Hard to run an anti-government, rugged individualist party in a game where he who shows up, wins.

Alright which one of you fucks is going to put in the work to make a cringe compilation?

>finally infiltrated

have you ever heard the name Murray Rothbard?

>That Gary Johnson New Mexico success libertarian
>That Austen Petersen freedom ninja in your face libertarian
>That John McAfee world class badass libertarian
Why did he snub the goblin man?

do they really have to put the pulpits so close to each other. Geeze man, he is basically making shoulder contact with the guy next to him

kikes were founders of the term libertarian dummy

so whos gonna win tomorrow?
i put my money on memerson and johnson 2nd

>''adopt a fetus'' perry

that nigga is out of his mind

The best part is that they forget what order they were in, who was asked what question, and who should be talking.

>first opening statement
>I want to love you.

Here we go!

Are goblins even eligible as president?

WITHOUT A SENSE OF CONFIDENCE IM CONVINCED I'M THAT LIBERTARIAN

Johnson, easily. Neocohn entryists are on the case.

I actually doubt that this year. Gary Johnson has showed his true colors and the audience did not like it one bit. He was the most booed.

I HATE THE NEW LIBERTARIAN
THE BAD MOOD LIBERTARIAN
THE ALWAYS RUDE LIBERTARIAN
SPAZ IN THE NEWS LIBERTARIAN

I'm that Pinochet libertarian, that neo-Stephan Molyneux libertarian. Actually I'm not a libertarian, I'm a fascist.

Anarcho-Capitalist and a Rothbardian.

I also liked Feldman tonight, and Austin Peterson too. Perry needs to get his teeth fixed. McAfee said a couple stupid things I disagreed with, the "discrimination" part in particular. He lost all illusion of understanding property rights fundamentally in my eyes at that point. Then there is GJ, the pragmatist. I'll still vote for him if he is the nom.

Ted Cruz was, might as well let him too.

THAT TRANNYPORN LIBERTARIAN THAT JETPACK LIBERTARIAN SELLING HERION TO A 5 YEAR OLD LIBERTARIAN THAT PARAPLEGIC BLIND AIRLINE PILOT LIBERTARIAN

We high test now.

THAT IRRELEVANT LIBERTARIAN

We're crashing this election with no survivors. Makes me fuckin' proud to be a Libertarian, I want to see Demagogue Don and Hypocrite Hillary shit their pants when we get a lassiez-faire don't care motherfuckin' death stare nigga on the debate stage with em'.

The American public will finally wake up and smash the duopoly, it's gonna be wonderful.

Update

so i see you the guy sharing the memes to memerson.

>American public will finally wake up
>implying Americans will "wake up" libertarian
Most Americans like government services, left or right.

Autism 2016

This guy is grandpa cute like Ron Paul.

>tfw no grandpy to tell you libertarian bedtime stories

I'm actually /mcafee/. He has the vision and the know-how to modernize the Libertarian Party. He will receive tons of media attention for just being an unapologetic badass.

Gary Johnson is stale and Austin Petersen is plastic. They don't have a chance.

well i wish you luck

Under a Libertarian President, government services wouldn't end. They'd simply be managed and selected at the state and local levels. That's something both Democrats and Republicans can agree with.

>finally
>libertarians
>self-awareness

>Borders are imaginary.
>People will naturally act in the best interest of everyone.
>All hospitals will be charities.
>All services are voluntary or for-profit.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>75% a democrat.

Well meme'd, my friend.

>we are in a hotel.. people want to do stuff.. flat surfaces!
>*crowd cheers*

>this talking point for the 100th time

Oh really? I must be mistaken, along with every candidate of the libertarian party and the libertarian intelligentsia, who say that muh free market should replace government run services. The government services that are run are paid by "voluntary taxes" by individuals who pay to play.

You have 5 seconds to explain the difference between an edgy Anarchist and a Libertarian.

Government is funded by voluntary taxation in a libertarian society.

:-)

man i kinda hope mcfee wins, we could have a captain america vs iron man meme image.

>voluntary taxation

>libertarians
>not agents of the kikes from the get-go

top goy me lad

>borders are imaginary

None of the front runners are for open borders. No Libertarians believe that people will naturally act in the best interest of everyone. No Libertarians believe that all hospitals will be charities. No Libertarians believe that all services in a society should be voluntary or for-profit, especially when it comes to the police and courts. We do support marijuana legalization, because you have no right to tell someone what to do with their own goddamn body. We're socially liberal, the Democrats aren't, as they only grant rights to "oppressed" groups.

Why do you choose to remain ignorant? You could look at the Libertarian Party Platform for five minutes and inform yourself instead of shitposting.

I hope it's McAfee, but I know it's going to be Gary Johnson.

Edgy Anarchists actually have a reasoned ideology (even if it's a communism tier fairytale)

Lolbergtarians are just degenerates who get upset that government doesn't let them drive drunk

I liked the AnCap Elf that was next to the pothead.

The free market should replace government run services, excluding the courts and police. None of the front runners advocate exclusively voluntary taxation.

Libertarians believe in a State.

All the points he mentioned are positions the candidates claim to hold in these debates.

Why do you choose to remain ignorant? Watch the debate.

>who get upset that government doesn't let them drive drunk

None of the frontrunners advocate the legalization of driving under the influence. No Libertarians I have met have done so either.

>fund the military with bake sales
>we provoked Japan in WW2
>we don't need roads we will have jetpacks
>heroin for 5 year olds
>let blind people drive
>people will donate money to old people voluntarily

being libertarian is just a meme, right? This is just a satire debate?

But they advocated letting blind people drive, even worse.

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even "back then" they were kikes

op video is a fegget.

>Libertarians back then

I don't have to watch the debate to realize that he's bullshitting. I've read the platforms of all the frontrunners, and NONE of that bullshit comes up in there.

Anarchists may hold those positions, but not Libertarians.

Who's "they"?

>5 year olds shouldn't be able to buy drugs
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw I got 90% mcafee on my isidewith test and 60% for gary and he's going to be the LP nominee because mainstream media is shilling him so much

Johnson said he didn't believe they should drive, and got booed by everyone

>None of the front runners
Did you even watch the debate?

Austin Petersen
Darryl Perry
Dr. Fieldman

Gary Johnson and John McAfee were the only pragmatic ones.

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kek

>I don't have to watch the debate

So you choose to be ignorant of what is being talked about but decided you are still an authority on the matter.

Clearly he didn't get booed by "everyone", because most of the delegates are for Johnson. Most of those who did boo were probably doing so just to spite him. He's like the Jeb Bush of the Libertarian Party.

>Reddit accusing these Libertarians of being right-wing bigots

Dude what

Ever notice how Jews insert themselves in the upper echelons of each political party?
Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Bill Kristol, Feinstein, Jill Stein, are Jews that diverse, principled, intelligent, or is it something else? Only 6 million Jews in the US and yet the control every political party.

The fact that he got booed at all just proves how stupid libertarians are

I'm just saying that I know these candidates and their positions well enough to refute some Trump-supporters mischaracterization as bullshit.

Perhaps Petersen mentioned something about experimenting with voluntary methods of taxation, or McAfee mentioned something about having an easy immigration system, but by no means do these statements characterize all Libertarians or translate into "NO TAXES" and "OPEN BORDERS".

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THAT GAS THE JEWS LIBERTARIAN

"No libertarians"

Watched the debate. What's up with your boy Perry then?
>"The military should be funded by voluntary donations and bake sales."
>"Like St. Jude's hospital. They treat kids with cancer at no cost to the patient's families. All donations."
>Implying all hospitals should operate this way.


When I said services, I guess I forgot to say "virtually all" will be privatized or for profit. Sorry.

>We support the removal of governmental impediments to free trade. Political freedom and escape from tyranny demand that individuals not be unreasonably constrained by government in the crossing of political boundaries. Economic freedom demands the unrestricted movement of human as well as financial capital across national borders. However, we support control over the entry into our country of foreign nationals who pose a credible threat to security, health or property.

>...Unrestricted movement of human as well as financial capital across international borders.
>Throw in a caveat for "with a couple of exceptions."

Whew lad.

>I know these candidates and their positions well
Apparently you don't. Everything they said was seen by millions on C-SPAN, CNN, and the official Libertarian stream. It's all there recorded for everyone to see. There is no "mischaracterization."

>~50-60% of the delegates are for Johnson
>*some people boo in crowd, half of them probably just to spite him*
>This means all Libertarians are for letting blind people drive. Hahaha, stupid Libertarians! I truly am an enlightened person.

That is their cute way of saying that they are completely for open borders. In other words, they are globalist shitheads who will sell out this nation and its citizens.

Fuck these libertarians. SJW-lite's, all of them.

Will you also defend every candidate saying that we should legalize all drugs, and that 5 year-olds ingesting heroin is okay?

>tatements characterize all Libertarians or translate into "NO TAXES" and "OPEN BORDERS".

It's hard to say otherwise when, again, candidates of the libertarian party, the libertarian intelligentsia (e.g, Mises.org and friends), and the Libertarian Party platforms throughout the years says otherwise. You're either lying to yourselves or delusional.