Whats the best masturbation technique you know?

whats the best masturbation technique you know?

the Russian Penis Explosion

switching up hands feelsgoodman and is easy

>best masturbation technique

The Chinese Hot Fudge Enema Eruption

Without the chopsticks this time.

Hands free, inside an asian escort.

Why is the vagene censored?

Anyone have that older picture of that epic fapping technique? Im not sure why I don't have it but you like pressed on your dick and shit

Because it's Japanese.

because it wasn't gross enough

nuke some bacon slices wrap and fap

Makes me want some Nachos with cheese mmmmm

Don't use death grip because eventually you won't be able to get hard without physical stimulation and all your orgasms will feel like shit anyway.

Just LIGHTLY stroke your penis with lubricant

edge and then manage to stop at the very last moment when super sensitive. time it right and you will cum just a little rope and maybe some dribble.

wait a few minutes and then use that as lube and keep going. you haven't fully cum so your mind hasn't gone into post cum rejection of all things sexual and you are still incredibly worked up and frothing so the awfulness of what is happening makes it better.

cum about five minutes after that point and you will be dripping stalactites from your ceiling.

Get a pocket pussy

Use crunchy peanut butter as lube

I used a vacuum cleaner once
People at the carwash dialed 911

combine what i said with a fleshlight and a shower with the water on hot and the spray missing you and you will be a happy man.

it's the absolute best fap. only once or twice a month like that.

>put lube in your tighs
>put dik between tighs
>move back and forth as if you're fucking
>dik slips between tighs as it stimulates it

Masturbating using a woman's vagina

>grab with hand
>move hand

>feeling adventurous? try moving hips a bit as well

Legs together dick in between push down and back and forth on dick till burst.

Kek

This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Also it makes it take longer when you have sex for you to cum.

Tho I don't use lube

Anyone ever masturbate in missionary position and pretend a big amazonian woman if pussy-fucking you? Feels good man

On your knees hands folded praying to Jesus