ITT: autistic things you've done

ITT: autistic things you've done

>be me
>10
>in bed
>really tired
>have to pee
>ignore it
>really have to pee
>fuck
>bathroom is across the hallway
>[email protected]
>pull my pants down
face the wall that my bed is against
>move bed a little
>start peeing on wall
>feelsgoodman.mov
>go to sleep
>i did this almost every night until i was 12
>my room smelled like piss for the first few months
>stopped smelling
>hmm
>we move to another house
>as i pull my bed away from the wall the floor is fucking black
>whats this
>i see a fucking hole in the floor by the wall that lead into the basement
>mfw my fucking piss eroded the wood floors
>parents never found out
>they had to put in rugs before they sold the house because half of my floor was black

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oh my god

yeah it was pretty bad

Congratulations, you created the fucking mushroom kingdom in your own bedroom

no but there was fucking black sludge

>be me
>13
>parents leave me home alone
> only thing I do is fap, play CSS and blast earrape and scream wrangle rock
>next time I’m home alone I get a text from friend 2 play Doki Doki Literature Club
>mfw I think about suicide for 3hrs after Sayori kills herself cuz depress

What the fuck did I just read

what a mood

uh

it's funny because you spoiled the "game"

what the fuck did i just read?

im asking the same goddamn thing

MODS

That isnt autistic. That puts you well in the "Long-term psych ward with constant monitoring" category

Hope you regret that forever. How little self control do you have to piss behind your bed for years because the toilet is 20 feet away?

kek

OP here
i have a lot more stories if you want them

oh god

god why

>more stories
Theres a point we should have stopped this but we've clearly passed it so lets keep going and see what happens

heres another piss story
we have a family room that you have to go through to get to the bedrooms, bathroom, etc
>be me
>10
>my ps2 is in the family room
>we have pink carpet
>piss on carpet when i dont want to go to the bathroom
>family members end up slipping on it
>kek a little inside
>my excuse is always ¨i must have spilled water¨

Tell them you sick bastard

Why did you hate walking to the bathroom so much

>be me
>in kitchen
>have to pee
>grandma is in the other room
>have to pee
>turn on sink
>piss in sink
>have to shit
>shit in sink
>so lazy i dont even bother washing it down
>mom finds it
>it was the dog

>be 14
>Don't know how to masturbate
>Home alone
>Go on a shitty porn site that I honestly thought was the only source for porn on the internet
>Has images of Brittany Spears nude
>I just sit there naked for almost an hour, occasionally patting my dick

myaspergerschild.com/2010/12/aspergers-and-enuresis.html

This is a documented condition. I hope you are getting help for this (but the doctors office is far away)

Now this is getting retarded

no
im just lazy you dont even know how many piss bottles i have in my room when the bathrrom is literally 2 steps from my door

fuck you

What the fuck is wrong with you. Post piss bottles and timestamp

I did something simillar to OP as a kid, I still do sometimes.

>go to bed
>have a wank
>dont want to get up to cum on a sock or anything
>just clean with bedsheets/cum on wall
>ocasionally cum on the back of the door
>as months go on my bedrooms layout change
>eventually all 3 walls (fourth would be a wardrobe) are covered in cumstains
>when anyone asks "its water leaks"

ok

you fucking better tell them all you digusting beauty you

>people acting like they don't have piss bottles in their room

why would you demand piss bottles from a mentally challenged degenerate. This thread has gone too far

I moved out and I dont cum in walls anymore but I ocasionally cum on my bedsheets and keep using them for maybe a month

Need proof of this level of lazy

MODS MODS MODS

not a single one my friend you are a nasty individual

>3 dui's by 25
>4 months total in jail
>$30k in fines, lost wages, lawyers, rehab classes, insurance premiums increases and replacement vehicles
>6 years no license
>eternal bac restriction to .02

Here’s my bottles as promised (and cups)

>cups
holy fuck no

What’s wrong with cups

Don't make peepee in cups dude...

How much fluid intake do you have each day? Do you have some piss bottle draining schedule?

Im not sure why im asking but this seems like a good time to bring it up

I peed in a sponge once and left it on my floor for a week

I drink about 12 bottles of water every 3 hours just so I can piss

Not sealed so scent fills the room
Fully accessible by airborn bacteria

And to be clear: Youre pissing in cups regularly and asking whats wrong with that

Do you get some sort of satisfaction out of it? I've gone from diagusted to confused to fascinated

So how obese are you anyways?

I’m actually really clean so I don’t think there’s any bacteria

I have a piss story from years ago.
>be 13
>its about 11 o'clock at night
>have to piss
>don't feel like getting up
>figure I can hold it for a little bit
>decide to start fapping
>end up pissing on the bed
>fuck.jpg
>fast forward to a few months later
>my parents decide to clean my blankets and bedsheets
>notice the stain
>assume I spilled soda on the bed

Dude, just upgrade to a catheter and forget about piss cup pleb life

Why. What possesses you to be such a gross human instead of just do ur peepee in toilets like the rest of us

You are most definitely not clean if you have problems going to a bathroom, where I assume your shower is.

Also the open-air piss cups pollute the air quality and you're inhaling that shit. God knows what your blood work would look like.

Yeah it just feels so good sometimes when I’m fapping and I have to pee I just pee while jerking my cock and it gets everywhere but I wash my sheets every week so

I also have a piss story from kindergarten if you faggots want to hear it.

5’5 and 160 lbs

>don't think there's any bacteria
man i knew Sup Forums was retarded but this is like 1st grade "wash your hands every day" level bacteria knowledge.

Kekd

Anyone ever rape a girl? How did you get away with it?

I don’t have hot water so I don’t shower

Yes

Kindergarten is too low tier for this thread.

OP has set the bar pretty high. We're talking about a grown ass man who is incapable of using a toilet in the next room and resorts to pissing in coffee mugs that he leaves on his desk.

That escalated quickly

I didn’t mention where I shit did i

>dont shower
>constantly inhaling polluted fumes from copious amounts of old urine

How do you claim to be clean?

ive read some sick shit on Sup Forums over the years but jesus christ.. what the fuck is wrong with you

You kill her and dispose of the body. This thread really is retarded

based on where you piss, i'm assuming it's in the corner next to the heater

and his own fucking bedsheets

This thread is going to get very, very odd.

Nothing?

literally dogs are cleaner than you

I can beat that. I hated wasting money on toilet paper, so I used to keep a towel in my room and use it to wipe my ass whenever I took a shit. I'd just leave it on the floor and look for cleanish spots whenever I needed to wipe myself. Eventually it got infested with beetles and I had to sort of flick them away from the spots where I wanted to wipe my ass.

Kek, this. I'm actually a more hygienic guy than most, but in the back corner of my closet, I sometimes have an empty handle of vodka that I had pissed in so that I wouldn't stumble around and break anything on my way to the bathroom

Of course, that's all just because I'm an alcohol

OP here
I also sometimes shit in a basket I bought from goodwill but that’s in rare occasions

You don't have a say in this... there definitely is something wrong with you

Actually yes. High school crush that wanted nothing to do with me, until I forcibly stabbed her with my dick. She came, loved it, and to my knowledge never told anyone. She can't look me in the eye when I see her casually, such a coy little cumslut

Wut

stdh.txt

I used to squish out little pieces of shit into my undies, roll the shit into little balls and throw them behind my tv

Why is everybody on this site a fucking lunatic

this fucking thread

Ok what the fuck

I’m so glad of the thread I’ve started

You are a deeply disturbed individual

But your thread is entertaining so you get a pass

The true spirit of Sup Forums isn't dead yet

I have one from like a decade ago.
>Be 14
>Start messing with silly putty for some fucking reason
>Get some stuck on a shirt
>Decide to soak my shirt in a sink full of water
>Hide it under my bed to dry
>Grow inpatient
>Think it is a great idea to put a space heater close to where the shirt is to speed up the process
>20-25 minutes pass
>My bedroom smells like something is smoking
>My dad busts into my room
>"user WHAT IS THAT FUCKING SMELL!"
>Sees my space heater on the ground
>"Oh, I must have knocked it over".
>Feels my metal bed frame and my blankets
>It is about 150 degrees F
>He never looked under the bed

Dear God

My worst, if we're talking nasty autist stuff;
>Have guinea pig, don't like cleaning it's cage
>Notice after a few months of urine smell, flies emerge from guinea cage
>Fuck it, put up fly tape
>Flies overwhelm, I clean out the cage
>Underneath the soil which had decomposed and used to be hay, there is a layer of maggots throughout the whole thing
>Guinea pig had been feeding off of them
She was pretty pissed at me for cleaning up and effectively destroying her maggot farm

I remember drowning mice in oobleck

i lol'd thats pretty fucking funny

good thread OP well done

But what happened to the shirt

I've got another.
For about four years during pubescent years, I would use the same towel for exactly six months before changing it, and would only put deoderant on the outside of the shirt covering my armpits. No idea why, I just did it

>had joint behind my ear
>dropped into toilet while pissing
>fished it out and microwaved it until dry
>smoked it with my friends

jenkum is real

The silly putty never came off and I ended up burying it in my closet

Guinea pig from that day forward for the last four years of her life would piss and shit in the same exact corner of her cage. I found out later that it made the hay decompose faster, and then she would cover it with hay and confine the maggots to that one corner, and eat them there. Smart little fucker. I let her keep them

>No idea why
because youre fucking stupid

Op here I have a plastic hamper and sometimes I just light a corner of it and watch it burn until there dripping melted plastic everywhere and the whole thing burns up I do this all in my room I’ve gone through 12 plastic hampers this year