Guys serious question here

Guys serious question here..

My dick is about the same length and Girth as a hot dog.. am I fucked? I'm a virgin and terrified to ever show a girl my dick because of it.

it honestly might be a little shorter than a hot dog as well..

would you laugh if you saw it

does it smell like a hot dog too?

I'm being foreal, how fucked am i

your only fucked if you want to be fucked

I guess i am fucked

I've scene some long hotdogs, some as far as length its what ever, might not impress anyone but definitely no microdick. as far as girth, if thats for real then thats just freaky bro

>am I fucked?
No, and you probably never will be

Ever heard the phrase 'like throwing a hotdog down a hallway'?

Yeah, it's like that.

>as far as girth, if thats for real then thats just freaky bro
that's the response I was worried about

They plump when you cook them so stick your dick in boiling water.

I know, I'm too scared to even get a prostitute

Be confident. Try eating her out a bit first, then pull it out. She'll be turned on to the point that she won't give a fuck.

just throw some attachments on that shit OP

Women can get off just getting fingered, so don't be so hung up on the girth. And remember, for every size-queen out there, there's just as many women who appreciate and prefer an average cock. Be happy, but not overconfident with what you have - you can't change it so learn how to use it properly.....BTW, you could get more anal with a cock like that,

Double tap, slight of hand and quick draw.

People have said that but I'm pretty sure she will still see a small ass dick and be weirded the fuck out

good point, but you can go deeper with a finger than your dick I imagine.and I will never be over confident with what I have lol no need to worry bout that

Either you are eating some short-ass hot dogs or you have some Slenderman-length fingers, bro. If you are the size of a hot dog, you will be fine for most women. Just don't plunge away like you're trying to churn milk into butter in 2 minutes. Take time with foreplay and get them worked up (kisses, nipples, caresses, going downtown, fingering, nibbles - take your time and build the suspense), almost anything you do after that is just icing on the cake for most women. Yes, some women like big dicks, but I promise you there are many out there who would dig a hot dog dong.

Pic

Just whip it out, smack her in the face with it, then violently plunge it into her ass dry, like a boss.

get rich and it wont matter

If it is anything to you, I have what I feel to be average, but may be larger than average dick. My wife of 7 years can't take the whole thing. Even in "shallow" positions like missionary I am able to hit her cervix in such a way during normal sex that it hurts her for days. Leaves me very unfulfilled. Honestly, sex is barely worth the effort, find something better to worry about.

lets cut to the chase here Sup Forumsro post a pic and we'll let you know

I mean lengthwise you'd be fine, you'd be very average. Nothing impressive. But if your girth is that of a fucking hot dog you're fucked mayne. That's a skinny dick. And girth is always 100 X more important than length

We need a pic to be able to judge forreal. Like others have said, raise your game in foreplay and you'll be ok my nig. Don't overthink it.

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Fixed it for you.

So, full disclosure, and I'm not bragging, but I am about 7 1/2 inches long and 6 1/2 in girth. Personally I think I'm small - which is due to years and years and year of exposure to porn. Every woman I have been with has told me that they think I am very big and usually tell me I'm like in the top 2 or 3 they've ever been with (and I've been with some ho's - LOL). Here's the thing though, they've all loved my size but most of them (I am still friendly with most of my ex's) have told me that, while they loved it while we were together, they wouldn't necessarily want a huge cock ALL THE TIME. It can hurt them if you go too deep. They can be sore for days. It can be unpleasant, especially in certain positions and at certain angles. Porn stars LOVE huge cocks - on screen, because they are getting paid for it. I've read interviews with many porn stars where they admit they just like average dudes in their personal lives.
My wife has told me numerous times that she loves my dick, but there are times she wishes it were smaller. It would make oral and deep throating easier. Anal wouldn't be excruciatingly painful. When I go balls deep sometimes, I hurt the hell out of her and it kills the moment.
The point is, what you have sounds fine. Just have more fun before (and even after). Whoever you end up with will appreciate it.

>My dick is smaller than a Jimmy Dean's
>Microwave Breakfast Sausage.
>But I might have money until I go to Prison.
>Bushes and Cheney's have small penises.
>Just like Trumps.
>Trumps will be the next micro-penis
>Low I.Q.
>Royal American Family.
>After the Bushes and Reagans.