Britfag here looking for an American to adopt me. I want to leave this shit-tier country and emigrate to the first world.
Britfag here looking for an American to adopt me...
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What's in it for me?
The satisfaction of helping another white anglo to escape the hell that is britain?
Live like a man in Brazil, you'll have bonus for being an european foreigner
Why would I want to go from bad to worse?
Hmm, I was thinking more of money or blowjobs
You are in the first world already britcunt, as first as it gets, and at least yours didn't kill net neutrality just now
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What's Brazil?
>Brazil
>money
How in the fuck would being in Brazil get me more money?
>brazilian blowjobs
No desire for STI's mate
Mate, we have the government spying on us constantly. We can get arrested for posting offensive comments online here. We live in a massive surveillance/police state worse than anything you Americans could ever imagine.
What don't you like about britain without sounding like a tantrumming child
Genuinely not convinced this is true
it obviously isn't as dire as he's making out
Lol
acquaint yourself with the phrase "the grass is always greener on the other side"
and shut the fuck up and stay put
The wages, cost of living, weather, attitudes, housing, very real possibility of corbyn being elected, the nanny state, lack of freedoms, etc.
the nanny state?!
I've lived on the other side. Spent a great deal of time in the states. My exact position pays over twice as much there with lower taxes and lower cost of living to boot.
you mean, until you need surgery? because I heard that's where you trade-off your life's earnings for the thrill of staying alive a little longer
what 'lack of freedoms' do you mean, by comparison?
You can guys can get down like your canadian cousins....unlike your other cousins down under, they can't drink for shit.
I'll take u in!
Stop being a faggot. You're a disgrace to white people and should kill yourself.
Don't you have a shit-load of colonies you can exploit? what happened to them all?
well. you voted for them. didn't you.
The healthcare in Britain is bigged up by lefties in the states. It is really pretty awful. You have no choice in doctors and the state makes many of your healthcare decisions for you. Many elderly, chronically-ill, or patients requiring expensive treatments are left to die because of a lack of resources. Hospitals are all under-staffed, outdated, ill-equipped, and running massive deficits.
Leftism and WWII destroyed our empire.
It is of course perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. Human beings, for instance, have a phrase that describes this phenomenon, ‘The other man’s grass is always greener.’
The Shaltanac race of Broopkidren 13 had a similar phrase, but since their planet is somewhat eccentric, botanically speaking, the best they could manage was, ‘The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet.’ And so the expression soon fell into disuse, and the Shaltanacs had little option but to become terribly happy and contented with their lot, much to the surprise of everyone else in the Galaxy who had not realized that the best way not to be unhappy is not to have a word for it.
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Can't decide if cheap blow
I'm British and had my life saved for free
I'd say it's pretty bloody good, for what it counts
Please explain the freedoms the americas have that britain doesn't. inb4 weapons to kill with and get killed by
>for free
Yes, because we should totally ignore that the tax rates in the UK are unbelievably high in order to pay for this
Among others, free speech and the right to self defense
Well it's cutting at straws but the act of having my life actually saved was free.
My taxes weren't
Isn't america the country where damn near everyone is fanatically religious and judges you religiously & is also far less tolerant of homosexuality or pretty much any other NOUN, than Britain ?
>the act of having my life actually saved was free
You pay NI tax to directly cover it. No, it isnt free.
>far less tolerant of homosexuality or pretty much any other NOUN, than Britain
You say this as if it is a bad thing.
you just said the shooty pewty murder weapon inb4 point i told you not to say; that one doesn't count. so you made one point, 'free speech' and please may i have an example or three tx
>you just said the shooty pewty murder weapon inb4 point i told you not to say
Guns are only one part of it. In Britain, you cannot defend yourself at all. You can't even own pepper spray.
i compartmentalise them as separate because it doesn't affect me, clearly
I didn't have to pay *for surgery*, I just pay my taxes like normal. In america I'd now be poverty ridden and on the streets short of change for it, had they decided my life were worth the financial exchange.
"Figures obtained by The Times through the Freedom of Information Act reveal that 3,395 people across 29 forces were arrested last under section 127 of the Communications Act 2003, which makes it illegal to intentionally “cause annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety to another”, in 2016."
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You have no free speech at all in Britain.
ah, that must be why some average joe lunatic has never used pepper spray on me
lovely country i live in. I'm glad.
Shits full brit nigger go to the moon
>In america I'd now be poverty ridden and on the streets short of change for it
Except you'd have an insurance plan.
that's a dope law
think you'll find cases where they take action or even made arrests are a little more serious than "u r gey lol" on an imageboard, though
i'm fine with less toxicity than america, fine with it
what, is that like the sort of thing you'd get for the poverty you amass from a higher education? heavy interest too?
Great. And that is why I hate Britain. They are willing to trade freedom for a quiet existence. They have given up caring about their rights and will give anything up in order to avoid disruption.
British university, when adjusted relative to wages, is now more expensive than in the US.
As a Brit I am 99% certain OP is an American trying to do people a bamboozle.
How about the brit that hates Britain and the American that hates America have an arrangement to take over each others leases and help the each other natralize in the other country. Then both of you can stop bitching on the internef
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Either this or a Sup Forumstard trying to make Europe look bad.
Bullshit
The fact that you have the image saved as Union Jack tells me you're an amerifag. It's only referred to as the Union Jack on boats you fucking idiot. KYS.
BOOOOOOOOOOM OMG
Bamboozlyboo'd
To be fair, there are enough mongs here so that even the most 'patriotic' flag-waver calls it a Jack and flies it the wrong way round.
I downloaded it from google images. I didn't actually name it, you pillock.
You a 18 year old qt from Kent. To be clear by qt I mean woman. I'm not a fag
There is nothing stopping you moving to another country, seriously, travel broadens the mind.
Sorry buddy, Britain is blacklisted as part if the Muslim travel ban.
Hahaha brit and fat land are both fucked m8
damn he said pillock, may be british afterall
or just throwing us off the scent
Well I'm glad you blokes are finally coming to your senses.
I will adopt you so long as you pass my lithmus test.
>Sex?
>Age?
>Ethnicity?
>Religion?
>Do you have a gap between your two front teeth?
>What's your opinion on Socialism?
>What's your opinion on Capitalism?
>What's your opinion on immigration?
Good. Let them keep the rest of you cunts out of here.
>You a 18 year old qt from Kent
I wish. Might be easier then.
Yes, but one is infinitely more fucked.
Aww man I hate seeing folk in need I tell ya what pal as long as you ain't no chav and don't mind the south ill put you up no worries.
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U no brit tho r u
That's true but I genuinely think things in America will improve eventually.
He's not a Brit, he's an American
>Sex?
male
>Age?
30
>Ethnicity?
British
>Religion?
None
>Do you have a gap between your two front teeth?
No
>What's your opinion on Socialism?
All socialists are inhuman scum that must be eliminated
>What's your opinion on Capitalism?
Very much pro
>What's your opinion on immigration?
White pro-western capitalists only. Lefties and brown people should go rot in the shitholes they've created.
Are you at the very least a post puberty female
Do you not understand what an average is user?
>jumping ship before Brexit turns us into a 3rd world country
Cheeky cunt, not so fast!
>Ethnicity
>British
Oh no, no, no! Are you an Anglo? Or are you trying to pull a fast one on me? I'm not accepting no goddamn arab, Mohammed.
Fine, but you're going to have to learn a few things.
How to:
>Ride a horse
>Shoot a gun
>Shoot straight bourbon
>Skin a buck
>Cut down a tree
>Build a campfire
>Make coffee
All these things and more I will teach you if you move to the real America.
He's the result of American education, of course he doesn't.
Hahahahahaha
We never should have joined the EU in the first place. The only reason Brexit is going so badly is that the EU wants to punish Britain for leaving so they can save face.
oh wow please don't thats so much work to move from britain to an identical country with different accents
I'm white anglo saxon
no, male
on comparing columbia to king's college london?
it doesn't make an ounce of sense i say
Britain will be sold to the USA and become the 51st state after the Brexit crash, just wait a few years and you'll be an American buddy.
i'm glad someone else said it
we aren't a fucking commodity you nonse
kek
>no British 17 year old pussy
>no posh or Kent accent orgasm noise
>is a man
BTFO dude I was so excited and you don't even have a vagina. I'm out good luck though
What's worse, American trailer trash or British chavs?
Now, do you identify as a male or are you biologically male? If you're biologically male, do you identify as such?
Tell that to the Chinese, Arab and Russian 'investors' who own half of London.
The standard of living is much higher in the states than in Britain
Kek
Fuck off with the Net Neutrality BS. Its corporate warfare, ISPs versus Online giants, giants like Google and Facebook. If you think the ISPs are any more of a threat than the aforementioned companies, you haven't been paying attention. Not to mention that we didn't have net neutrality until 2015, and we never had problems before that.
they're pouring money into it.
someone bought the walkie talkie the other day for £1.3bn, the most money ever spent on a british building just randomly
kek
Lol dream on
I suppose you both know better than he does, given that you also live in the UK? Do you just not like hearing that the US might have some advantages over other places, and that this might encourage some people to want to move?
ffs, does anyone in this thread live in the UK or America? Where the hell do you even get that idea from?
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