OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Just the four Saturday PL games today due to the FA Cup semi-finals:

>AFC Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
>Hull City v Watford
>Swansea City v Stoke City
>West Ham United v Everton

EFL is welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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non league can fuck off

>/3pm/ does not discriminate!
Unless they're tories

3-2
3-1
0-0
1-2

Thank me later

>Even worse fixtures than last week 3pm

The only "league" fixture in the OP is the last one.

The rest are Conference rubbish.

Games are a bit grim desu. Might aswell watch Lukaku score against Wet Spam for the 50th time.

0-0
1-1
0-0
0-0

>middlesbrough scoring goals
They're playing a back 5 today for fuck's sake.

>AFC Bournemouth v Middlesbrough
2-1
>Hull City v Watford
1-1
>Swansea City v Stoke City
1-2
>West Ham United v Everton
0-3
>Chelsea vs Tottenham
3-1

>What kind of haircut do you want?
>Give me the Andy Carroll m8

what is wrong with this creature

Chelsea already found out m8.

Abel Xavier senpai

>Tottenham without WHL meme-sized-field gegenpressing

hahaha

He must have absolutely no self awareness. His team's performing poorly, and one of the main criticisms is they're all a bunch of pretty boys, more obsessed with their social media presence, than the game. And he's still posting shit on his accounts about getting a haircut.

the based slovak ending customers again lads

Holy fucking shit i got bad diarrhea

Vardy got lost

youtube.com/watch?v=MrGpd4DbZY4

dubs and you shit your pants

fuck off cahill

...

They will have to attack at some point

Bournemouth lost at home to Sunderland

anything is possible

might just watch soccer saturday

don't fancy any of these """matches"""

Competiting with Pogdab i see

>Boro

GOING DOWN

>Commercials stream fine
>Game started for 30 seconds and the stream stutters

Fucking jews

football ramble bet of the week was for bmouth v boro to be a 0-0
>2 minutes

Just want West Ham to be relegated desu

> Boro

Nonces going down

Swansea could have such a good team

Bony
Aye Siggy
Cork Allen Ki
Williams
Fabianski

>Boro

>Boro
Relegate already

there are at least 3 teams that are more shite this year

Had £19 on 0-0
King scores within 2 minutes

Imagine not having Josh King as your fantasy team captain

Lol
Majority of punters are terrible betters

West Ham are a BIG club la

They deserve to be blowing bubbles in Madrid, Milan and Paris

i have this nbcsn goal rush thing streaming here:

streams.notahoneypot.me

we're not going up are we

At least you won't have to watch that shit game now.

No /lifelong/ supporter would think that for a second.

West Ham have always been hovering between mediocre and utter dogshit.

Would be great to see Newcastle bottle it. Come on Huddersfield

>LEEDS

Josh King has 11 Premier League goals in 2017 so far; five more than Middlesbrough in this period

>home side need 1 win to confirm safety
>away side need to win every game for a chance to stay up
you deserve to lose, might as well just given to a tramp if going to waste it on muggy bets

b-but they finished 7th last season and they have PAYET

>stoke shitty

>6 goals in almost 4 months
how

As a hammer I can be honest and admit Payet carried that team HARD last season.

Now he's fucked off they've resorted to type.

Leicester finished first last season with Huth and Morgan.

>check him out wondering how he's not being hyped up as the greatest english prospect
>he's """""""""""""norwegian"""""""""""""""""

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw Payet left in January and is still the 5th highest creator of chances in the league (behind Eriksen, Barkley, Silva and De Bruyne)

That's why I wanted them to go down , a big fucking reality check for them and it'd be hilarious to see that stadium in the championship

you guys did ok when he was injured last year
had like 5 draws in a row so you could at least defend but now cnat even do that

>Millwall

>West Ham fans unironically thought they were better off without Payet

So how many goals a year can Kong actually score if he plays for a good club??

..And if he's fit and not on Kebab and Coke again getting fat.

>betting

he's also 25 and used to be in Manchester United

REPORTING IN HIGH FOR:

U REEEDS

Let's show that midget Johnson what happens when you leave the tarn

>being irish

>donny rovers

For someone who used to ply his trade as a defender, Bilic has no idea how to organise a defence.

Just a load of butthurt fans acting like jilted lovers.

>I-I didn't love him a-anyway

fucking hell boro

embarrassing

>Shittlesborough

Remember when Bournemouth scored 5 v Hull this season

Could be on for another of those

Mr. Stelling angered

The whole Boro team should jump off the Transporter desu.

Boro to do a 05/06 UEFA Cup campaign and win 4-2-

BTFO by Thommo earlier, he's clearly seething.

I fancy them to scrape a draw desu

>I like to work with young players and how I like to give young players a chance maybe more than English managers. I know English football people say you have to look out for young players, that maybe they can play 15 or 20 games but not more. They are afraid. I am not afraid to put young players in. I am not afraid but maybe they are.
Is he right?

Look what I found looking through old stuff

sent off

Stuff you nicked I'm guessing?

maybe not kek

MALONE

thats a long hand

holy shit leeds are fucking finished

never ever coming back

Preparing a presentation about Leicester's season last year for Uni at the moment

>Claudio
Teacher
>Players
Students
>Premier League Title
Year 11's Understanding Chemistry

All about how positive reinforcement for Vardy made him better than he really was, player/manager wanting to achieve a similar goal. Mutual respect and dignity and ability to provide feedback without crushing confidence blah blah blah

Wish me luck boys and girls about ~150 people will be watching

Should I bring a bell and copy Ranieri or is this overkill?

reminder that gaston ramirez is from the capital of the canned pie

give them back to that poor Dutch child

>kammy

every week lel

>Boro
Are they finished?

yes. bring probs and impersonate. need some laughs to not lose the crowd

other's pockets is not 'old stuff'

FULHAM
U
L
H
A
M

>Bookies pulling the Bournemouth game
lol

I really can't believe there's a team worse than Boro in the Premier League.

DILLY DING DILLY DONG

>Should I bring a bell and copy Ranieri or is this overkill?
Dilly ding dilly do it

fucking cringe

F

wat

they never began

fulham coming up lads

Never underestimate the power of
>Moyes

Are you autistic?

is a massive wanker