Need advice! So girlfriend went out of town with family won't be back for 6 more days. I'm horny as absolute fuck...

Need advice! So girlfriend went out of town with family won't be back for 6 more days. I'm horny as absolute fuck. My dick is super sensitive and balls are feeling heavy and starting to ache. I was watching porn put a post on crigslist for bj. I've got over 15 offers to suck my dick. All guys 2 are glory holes. I'm really wanting to go to glory hole. I'm thinking it won't be bad cause I can watch porn and not see who is doing it. What y'all think? Should I or should I not and just pain though until she gets back and take it out on her pussy and ass.

Till you feel his beard rubbing your dick and his mouth is full of herpes.

That's another question can you get stds from bj?

Yes

It can't be a huge possibly like sex though
But Damn it. That may have just made me not want it anymore

Probably better to just Jack it and wait for pussy to get back

From getting a BJ you really only need to worry about Chlamydia, which you won't notice anyway

I mean would you do it?

Have you never had a sex Ed class?

Shut the fuck up with this horseshit

Just by your stupid fucking post I can already tell you don't know shit about the real world. I bet you think everything is just sunshine and happiness, and that nothing bad could ever happen to you. I bet the only trauma you've experienced was when that big meanie gave you a swirly in middle school. I bet mommy and daddy got you all the toys and goodies you wanted when you were a kid . I bet you got the impression that no matter what, all your desires would eventually be met and everything would just turn out peachy. Well guess what honey bun? Nothing lasts forever. Happiness is nothing more than a cruel tease. All that you desire, everyone and everything that brings you light will crumble before you someday. Leaving you with a dark void to wander until your inevitable demise.
And when that day comes, you'll be thinking of me…

Someone needs to go to church

Yes the chance is really low with oral sex and it has to be an oral infection. Not many can do that

I did this once, used a gloryhole.

Best blowjob of my life, hands down. I've tested clean for STDs since.

that's pretty fucked up

It doesn't mean it can't happen I really want head bad. I'm about to go and just say fuck it and enjoy head

I am the other way around. Kind of obsessed sucking a dick, preferrably over a glory hole because I don't like the rest of the male body. Scared of STDs, scared of crazy people and scared of a shameful memory. Can't stop obsessing over it though.

How often do you do it?

never done it, just fantasizing about it regularly, the curiosity is killing me

When I did it I was terrified.

But I dunno, my dick won and it wanted release. It was the easiest blowjob I ever got and I just thought of a girl anyway.

jerk off and go to sleep. if you still want to go tomorrow then do it. remember - just because you can’t see him doesn’t mean it’s not gay.

unless you like dudes that’s a scar for life user

....And I just came......

Can you feel a mustache with your dick? I've never have a guy blowing, just curious.

Depending on if they're careful or not. If you just suck, no. If your cheek accidentally hits it, well...

Have you ever tried rubbing or jerking on your dick? It's called masturbation you retard. Just make a fuck sleeve or fuck a sponge and a rubber glove.

How the fuck did your hand go out of town, faggot?

I didn't feel anything out the ordinary, honestly, excepting the crazy talent. Never had my entire shaft taken by a throat before that night. No facial hair, so maybe shaved?

Come on? No cock kissing and it was your best? Anyways if you really want to go couldn't you put a condom on?

Kek, thinks swirlys are still a thing. You've never been through anything have you? You sound like a nigger haha, though you use too large words for that.

Yeah dude you're a real fucking sack of shit cheating on your partner and exposing BOTH of you to STDs. Hopefully you don't do this or kill yourself in a car wreck on the way there so you don't have to subject others to what a piece of shit you are.

Not , but no cock kissing sounds like an insult to oral sex itself. Literally have had guys tell me I'd given them the best head in their life, not one time did I only blow up and down.

Isn't this a quote from a movie? It sounds really familiar...

I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by". Took these guys in the ass (for the record, I've only been buttfucked twice, and both times it was anonymous craigslist hookups, just to sate my own curiosity.)
Anyways, it feels pretty good. It hurts at first, of course, but once he's loosened you up a bit you can just sort of relax and enjoy taking the dick. Feels best when you're on your back getting pounded missionary. I'm not a faggot or anything, but it hit my prostate just perfect and made me squeal and wrap my legs around the guys who were doing the fucking. Came pretty close to a prostate orgasm, too. Just saying.

bump

If the pic is you I'd give you the best bj you've ever had

Kek

Gay but only given blowjobs, never had anal. Reading these kinds of stories makes me want to have it more and more, though I really want my first time to be with my first bf. It's hard, though...

>i'm straight
Bait harder, faggorina.

/thread

I've let a few guys from the interweb blow me and so far no bad results. The idea of a gloryhole is kind of hot, but the reality is you have no idea who's on the other side and how fucked up their herpes ridden face is. I always wanna see who or what is gonna be touching my dick.

This just isn't working out, try again tomorrow.

its from the new star wars

Nigga it's called jerking off like what the fuck

Dude just masturbate.

Its more likely...
Its a mucus membrane that holds shit like herpes and chlamydia AND theres teeth.

If you get a microscrape on your dick that breaks the protective skin layer and the viruses are free to enter.

And that's your opinion my man. I respect it. But that doesn't mean I have to accept it. But that does mean you have to accept this dick. I'm bending you over my coffee table and pulling your pants down. I'm lubing up your asshole and throwing out some bantz now. I'm inserting myself fully inside your anus, shoving deep into your rectum. Thrusting back and forth, in and out, grunting and sweating while you're moaning and bucking. Pretty soon I'll blow my load deep into your colon and we'll share a passionate kiss as I continue to fuck you, churning my milky cum into a sticky white froth.

ive done a gh

alright, story time?

Well if the guy has herpes, he might end up getting it on his dick. HIV too.

Dude think about it. Your putting your dick through a hole and trusting some random guy on Craigslist to suck it?

I don't want my dick out of site for all you know this guy could pull out a blade and chop your cock off. The only way I'd ever let a rando from cl suck me off is if I had a gun to his head and watched his every fucking move. That being said I'm no faggot so I wouldn't ever let a guy do it

that's what they all say

how about you just be faithful? holy fuck. shes out of town, not out of the country for the next four years.

...

how did you like it?

Yes, you ARE a faggot.

You're on the wrong end, faggot

fuck that faithfulness shit

fun for a bit, but i dont like to do it often
had a big dick or two and like making it hit the back of my throat

Dude learn to read, he said he's straight.

why not more often?

Still a fucking faggot....>I'm a straight guy, but I've fucked two guys before just to see what it was like. And by "fucked", I mean "been fucked by".

bampu

Herpes ... the most common
HPV with risks of throat cancer ...

yeah i always trhink about that, katana to the penis the moment its through that hole

> Takes dicks in his ass but states he is straight
> Blindness...

Be really careful if you're going to act on your fantasies. The rush of doing it can be addictive, and if you get caught, you can be in a world of shit.

>be me
>a few cruising spots in town
>used to drive by those places at night and see headlights of parked cars in the dark
>fantasize about parking my car and hooking up with another man
>used to park my car there at night with a book and pretend to study
>would drive off without acting on anything, go home and jerk off
>eventually, got a bit ballsier
>drive out late at night(1-2am), park car and jerk off till I blow
>too late to encounter anyone really
>go earlier, like 9pm
>tons of guys out
>one guy asks me if I want to come in his car
>"sure"
>guy's nervous. In his 40s-50s, some accountant, asks me if I'd like to chill for a bit
>tell him yeah
>he's just looking down, he's still not making any moves
>decide to just whip out my cock and start jerking
>he puts his hand under my pants and starts massaging my balls and the base of my cock
>with my free hand I stroke his dick, he's fucking diamonds
>after 30 seconds he blows all over my hand
>he starts jerking me offwith one hand and massaging my balls with the other, I'm delirious
>I blow my load all over myself
>we say our goodbyes and I'm off to my car
>cumbuzzed the entire drive home

thatwas the first time, and since then I've been hooked. I'll continue in another post.

Just jack off like everyone else you dumb faggot. It's six days you weak beta cunt.

>after that experience, going out there became a weekly thing
>one time I got a handjob from a federal government worker
>he gave me a dry hj and was into nipple play
>hated it, but I ran into him twice at that place
>another time I got a blowjob from a guy in his mercedes
>pretty sure I came twice that time
>got the best blowjob in my life from a young guy in his pickup truck
>sucked me off till I came in his mouth
>shared poppers with another guy in his jeep while he blew me
>a fat lebanese guy wouldn't keep going because I wouldn't let him kiss me on the lips
>If I was waiting there for longer than 30-40 mins and no one was coming by I would just jerk off then drive home

This went on for 3-4 years. By 2015 it became almost a daily haunt of mine.

Yes you can get STDs from a bj.
Hell you can get AIDS from a blowjob if the guy just has a mouth ulcer or a cut, which people with AIDS get very regularly.

I find that I mostly get replies from guys and/or bots... but every now and then I get a real reply from an actual woman.. A couple were butch lesbians that were craving dick, one ended up being a hamplanet but didn't care, had sex. found one chick that played the part of my teenage daughter. she was really more or less the same age as me but a solid 8/10... It can pay off if you stick to it.

I've had cops come by and ask me what I was doing
>one cop came by while I was stroking it in my car
>fly was undone, looked pretty obvious to me that someone would be jacking it
>asks for my license and papers and asks me "what are you doing here so late at night?"
>"just answering some texts before I go back on the road"
>tells me"these grounds are closed after 10, you have to leave now or you risk getting a ticket for loitering. I'll give you a warning but next time I see you you'll get a ticket"
>"you got it officer, good night"
>another time I wasn't so lucky
>got stopped by police, lights and everything
>search my car too
>asked me what I was doing
>don't say anything
>other cop says there's really only 2 reasons you're out here, either selling drugs or trying to hook up tonight
>come clean, tell them I was here to meet other guys
>they find nothing on my or my car
>they tell me there's safer ways to hook up and then tell me to get lost. No ticket

He clearly said he enjoyed it, so he most definitely is a faggot

Get one of these. Warm it up in hot water, the bottle of lube too. Squirt some lube in and have a good time. Beats getting STDs for a stupid decision over less than a single week of nofap.

>after those encounters I stopped going as much
>still drive by since it's on my route to work/home
>cops are patrolling ther all the time now
>feel like it was because of me being there so often
>last time I went cruising was last fall
>really old man, in his 70s at least
>felt kind of disgusted
>I just stick to gay amateur porn if I get the itch
>still, I miss it

This is so me. What makes it worse, I sucked cock when I was younger and I remember how absolute great it was. The throbbing cock in my mouth, the precum... Oh fuck, and all that hot cum...

I was so surprised by how warm the cum was the first time I tasted it. Hooked up with a tranny at a bookstore.

Do it, you're gonna die alone anyways. we all do, might as well do all you can before life crumbles you into dust. from cancer, a car crash, a gunshot. live while you can, feel pleasure before you kill yourself from the inside with you're own emotions

Yeah, it is surprising. I'll always taste my cum after I finished, but it tastes very different when you try to cum directly into your mouth.

Both of the times I was with the tranny, she came in my mouth and I was not disgusted with the taste like I usually am with mine. I was very mild. Not bad at all.

Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8