Tell me about Spain. Why don't they eat the grain?

Tell me about Spain. Why don't they eat the grain?

we are poorer than north korea

How the fuck did they study the food intake of North Koreans?

What did he mean by this?

This, please don't come to Spain. Isn't safe to come here, go to Italy.

>Isn't safe to come here

ETA?

ETA has been dead for 10 years at least, I'm 20 and I can't barely remember any terrorist attack that isn't 11M.

We spaniards are scum. Don't come here please.

>25% of Spains' calories come from olive oil

How is that physically possible

It's called eating well

It's tasty as fuck, along a salad, over the broiled chicken or white fish, with your bocatta, over the pasta, with mashed potatoes,to finish anything...

dipping bread in olive oil
the gf said it's quite a spanish thing

You don't have a gf.

Oils are very calorie heavy.

As a kid I loved a good tomatoe (and garlic) spreaded over a toast, olive oil and salt. We call it ham for the poor. Lots of olive oils are very good alone with a piece of bread too, but it's more a grandad and southern thing I think.

worse, horny spaniards, please go somewhere else this summer.

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>Get memed on by my girlfriend to go visit Asspain because 'muh beaches muh great weather"
>Go to Maiorca
>Beaches filled with germans digging their trenches
>Clubs filled with brits vomiting on the dance floor
>Literally all the food was made of rice

I had to buy a fishing rod and go fish illegally so we could eat something else because buying ingredients also costed more than the plane tickets.

>I had to buy a fishing rod and go fish illegally so we could eat something else because buying ingredients also costed more than the plane tickets.

Yes, I bought a fishing rod and a can of sweetcorn and drove to a lake one night and spent the entire night fishing. Came back to our hotel in the early morning with about 20 carps and gf cleaned them and cooked them while I napped.

Livin' dat gipsy dream.

that's hilarious

>go to mallorca
>surrounded by sea
>go and fish in a "lake"


sure... why not... I believe you.

>Gypsy commits a crime

toast with fresh bread with olive oil, garlic and salt is simply the best food you can have...

as a kid I loved to dip my bread in salad juice with olive oil, tomato, onion and cucumber.

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I am Greek

dude dont joke, summer tomato salad, nicely seasoned with olive oil, vinegar and salt, makes for insanely good bread dipping material

We drove past a lake and some canals while in the north and I noticed that the fish were jumping out of the water. Also, I hate saltwater fish.

At least I don't pull my dick out and urinate on the beach or in the sea in front of everyone like the brits I've seen, or get so drunk that I walk into the wrong hotel, raise hell that I can't find my room and then try to punch the security when they escort me out like another brit I've seen.

you can't even have snow coffee

>didn't just ask for directions to the nearest supermarket
I swear, you fucking tourists are retarded

>Also, I hate saltwater fish.
WTF is wrong with you. And the freshwater fish you eat instead is fucking mud sucking carp. Absolutely disgusting.

kek, that remains me of these korean pilgrims that almost froze to death in Spain some years ago