Has anyone ever came in someone’s food or drink unaware? Incest is welcome

Has anyone ever came in someone’s food or drink unaware? Incest is welcome.

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yup. several times.

Story?

>cumming in your sister's food
>not just cumming in your sister

No because I'm not a fucking loser

Am loser can confirm this is my fetish. Pretty hard to find content.

wasn't on purpose but my sister accidentally ate my cum once

How old was she?

20

How did it "accidentally" happen?

I once came in my mom's Bolognese that she was preparing for the whole family. Everyone ate it, including me

I remember, or rather someone told me, of some guy who has several videos of playing "can you guess the taste?" with his blindfolded daughter. Supposedly he feeds her cum with a spoon, but also lets her lick jam and similar stuff off his penis. Sick! Poor little girl!

>at family computer
>masturbating
>cum
>realize I'm out of paper towels
>wipe up cum with piece of bread
>go to pee
>come back
>sister is using computer to check her facebook
>she's eating my cum bread

Alright… Quick question though… Why would you wipe up your cum with bread?

because I was out of paper towels

Yep, ex cheated on me, I jizzed in her toasted sandwich.

Made sure to ask if she was enjoying it whilst trying to hold back laughter, she did.

I didn't even go anywhere, I was living in a flat with 4 other people with a shared kitchen, just whipped my cock out and quickly jerked it into her food.

not into his food, but I came directly into my half-bro's mouth on countless occasions. he'd just smack his tongue and gobble it up like his regular baby food. occasionally he's spit it out of his mouth, but just had to wipe it off his chin with my finger and put it back in there.

why would there be a piece of bread randomly at the computer

>You're not going anywhere until you eat your cummies

I always had a loaf of bread at the computer to eat while playing everquest

Who the fuck just eats bread?

I also had a thing of canned cheese but I couldn't use that to wipe up my cum that's stupid

>Canned cheese

Do you have anything to go on the bread or do you just have a loaf of bread as your desired sustenance while you play everquest?

This thread is going downhill real quick

that's my fetish

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RIGHT!?
Who the fuck eats bread on its own? I bet he eats it bite at a time.

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some leveling groups would go for 18+ hours straight I needed the carbs

Where do you even get canned cheese?

Why wouldn't you just cum in the canned cheese?

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huh? its like whipped cream can how do you cum inside it?

Because it was sealed closed. I didn't have a can opener. Couldn't open a can of canned cheese in time before climax.

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Or he could cum in his hand like a respectable troglodyte.

Why just bread? put some peanut butter on it or something at least, also im still concerned about this canned cheese, post a picture of it

also have a few videos but they're too big to upload here

whats wrong with bread?

He does put something on it. His loads.

Why have the can next to you if you don't have a can opener?

TIL: Canned cheese is decorative

How is supposed to play everquest with cum on his hands?

Have you not heard of cheez whiz or whatever it's called? Not user, and I never liked thought of EZCheeze, but Americans are gross.

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>bouncer in college at popular club
>get called to the gender-neutral bathrooms which are individual stalls that lock
>see 6.5/10 out cold
>tits are falling out
>have a grab
>then have a wank
>rubbed jizz on her lips/mouth before getting her outta there
>close enough

by gittin gud

I creamed on your moms pie.

It never stopped me

is it this girl?

please upload somewhere, that's so hot

Now if user had a jar or bottle of honey, that would be fine by me (if not a bit more messy for a gaming set up)

I tried it once when I was younger but after I came I realized how retarded it was and replaced the tainted food.

I peed in a girls drink at work and In a old roommates drink once

sauce?

> be me
> be young and married
> going to housewarming party for my gf's friends
> "lemme make some hummus and flatbread honey"
> i'm a white middle class libtard so yeah, i know how to make hummus and flatbread
> get horney while cooking for some reason
> use dough to jack of as a sort of fleshlight
> cum in the hummus
> "omg user, you have got to get me the recipe for this hummus!!"
>mfw

No, she was much younger, perhaps 4 or 5 years old

jupiler.... fucking white trash

>nobody even questioning how his 20 year old sister ate a piece of plain bread soaked in cum without noticing

There are more important questions that need answering.
Don't derail the thread.

Fucking bump

yeah i got a mango drink for this girl i liked and jizzed in it she drank it but later that night we had sex she was into me anyway (she didnt see the jizz tho)

maybe the bread is always soggy from being next to a hot pc all week

I don't remember, sorry. Try reverse image search

uploading to mega right now

oh

mold is extra protein, right?

Its important to have a balanced diet

>worked in a bar that sold food
>hot girl orders fries and asks for mayo
>take jar of mayo upstairs and jizz in it
>mix until smooth
>bring fries to table and leave
>watch as her boyfriend consumes my jizzy mayo fries and not hot gurl

Not what I wanted but he was a faggot so fuck him.

well, it's vegetables, isn't it?

You're right, what sort of bread was it? what was the cum viscosity? You'd be pretty dehydrated playing 18 hours of everquest so wouldn't the cum not soak in?

There you go, folks. That's all I have.
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thanks!

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how the fuck do people strategically cum like that?? The precision timing that is needed, wow

There is abviously more.

yeah, most people who do this use syringes instead

>can't upload .mp4 of it
welp, fuck you china moot

bump... I remember this degenerated shit, lol
That guy deleted everything.

>Thread.

I live with my brother, his wife and his step daughter ever since my mom died.
I cum in my sister in laws clean panties on a daily basis when no one is home. Semi regular for me to cum in her shampoos, conditioners, lotions. I cum in her food a few times a month. Basically left overs I know only she will eat.
>pic related
It an awful thing, I know. But the nuts I get from doing perv shit are like 10000000000x better/stronger than fapping with my hand to porn.

the guy who made these got arrested and his channel with all his videos deleted, I'm sure there is more but considering this is illegal, It's kinda hard to find.

>he says
>while browsing Sup Forums

why is it illegal?

My story
> I like making bread, cookies and all that stuff.
> My girlfriend lives with three girl roommates and I go there many times to play board games with them.
> Many times I cum on the cookies after baking them and spread a little sugar on it and leave it 2 more minutes in the oven.
>Thus it gets that crispy texture on top as if it was lemon juice with sugar.
> I love watching the girls eat them. They are kinda hot and I love knowing that my cum is on their diet once a month or so.
> I get so hard when they thank me and say they love them.
> I make "lemon" cookies and chocolate ones. Obviously I eat the chocolate haha

>why is cumming on random people's stuff illegal
bruh

Alright I'll post a real story.

This happened during highschool and for a little backstory I used to jerk off pretty often at school whether it be in the washroom stall during lunch or mostly in vacant stairwells where I would cum off the top onto the lower sets (not on anyone) in odd corners of the school during class time so it was unlikely anyone would every come, even jerked off at the back off a classroom right beside the teacher while sitting opposite at a circular table while the lights were off watching a movie. Nutted in my hand because I didn't think that far ahead so no where else to nut.

Anyway, it was during class where a girl I've known since middle school was drinking an ice cap from tim hortons, it was a little over half way finished when I picked it up and started drinking it then the idea came to cum in it so she could unknowingly taste my cum.

I walked off with it to the washroom (she probably thought I was a dick for just taking her drink without asking but we were friends so she didn't say anything)

When I get to the washroom I walk to the sink and I start fapping to the thought about her tasting my cum and cum relatively quick right into the cup so there's a nice load just sitting on the top, I take the straw and kinda poke down into the cum so it goes right into the straw so she gets a taste on the first sip.

I walk back to class and sit back down in front of her with my mouth on the straw but not actually drinking so she knows there's nothing up and I put the drink back in front of her, a little while goes by when her other friend who is quiet cute takes the drink instead of her and starts drinking it, she didn't even have a clue that she just indirectly swallowed my load.

I kind of got some weird attraction to her after that whenever I'd see her in class/around school knowing she tasted my cum.

>Cum

I came inside my exgf's bitch roommate's pretty much everything. My exgf and I thought it was hilarious. A few times she watched me fuck her roommate while she was unconscious. Came inside every time (and quite a few more times while she wasn't conscious and my exgf wasn't around). Exgf would fuck suck or jerk me near completion then we'd go finish in her roommate's shampoo, conditioner, lotion, various foods, lube tube, toothpaste (particularly hard, gotta suction it in), you name it, it had my cum in it. The best part was when the roommate's little sister was over for about 3 months and i got them all drunk nightly and had my way with each of them. This is after my exgf and I "stopped having sex" because she was mad at me for never stopping fucking her roomie. They all got preggers and I fucked off. None of them suspected me but all the kids look a little like me.

The magic worked

>he was a faggot
>he

You

>graduation holiday ~5 years back
>large group of friends go to spain
>settle in this bungalo near the coast
>my pal and I hate this one guy who came with
>always complaining, skipping on stuff, all that jazz
>one night we order italian food
>my friend stalls this dude with a fifa match while I take his pasta out back for a good time

And that's how we fed Tom pasta cumata

i would assume he either doesnt cum that much (his loads are weak) or he used a big bit of bread and it absorbed the cum really well. or she ate the bread without seeing the side of it where the cum was.

I came on my ex girlfriends mothers cake. It was her anniversary from AA, when everyone went to sleep after a night of dancing. I came on her cake and stole her underwear. The next morning the cake was gone; meaning she got up for a snack in the middle of the night and ate my "frosting".

widzę polski akcent, sauce?

Fucking lol.

My gf pissed me of because she wouldnt blow me . I went downstairs opened fridge and blew my load into her leftover thanksgiving take home plate. Right on the gravy covering the turkey. Didnt mix very well , not at all really . I looked at it two or three times to see if it was still there . And clear as day .... yup thays cum. She ate it though , didnt notice it. Which one of tou degenerates can describe the taste of cum? I think this might become my new fetish .... want to mix it well .

>at gf house
>waking in the kitchen cos no ones up at 7am
>shitwheredoicum.jpeg
>her fucking sexy older 26yo sis has a mug she left out with a bit of coffee still in
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>dunno if she noticed but i did it
100% TRUE ASWELL THATS WHY ITS ANTICLIMACTIC

source?

couldnt find it on there

Most of my platonic female friends have eaten my sperm. My ex roommate used to eat it at least once a day. She always had yogurt for breakfast and I always added an extra dose of protein.

Talk about cutting your nose to spite your face.