Green Flag around 1pm
Larson on pole
Time for some bump n grind boys
/turnleft/ - Official NASCAR Xfinity Series at Bristol Pre Race/Race Thread
Break out those Air Titans and jet dryers boys
I blame that gook larson
Green flag at 1:03 PM ET rather than 1:44 PM ET due to weather
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I wanna put my dick in a NASCAR
Preview for tomorrows concessionpost
Looking like the back end of the north system is dying and the southern one is staying away
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They are starting the race earlier so we might get Stage 1 in before a red flag.
The fuck's up with that faggy jacket, Harvick?
At least Indycar and motoGP will be on tomorrow so I don't have to watch 6 hours of rain delay coverage and to-due for interviews with Corey Lajoie and Gray Gaulding
Harvshit is from commiefornia. Dude is a certified fag
>It's a "Cup Driver leads most of the race but because it's Larson he'll probably choke at the end" episode
>12 cars on the lead lap
Jesus
Anyone?
>beetus
>Reed
What just happened lol
came back to rolling tire
no way he'll be back out, at least not without wrecking again
Alternative Youtube stream (leaf approved)
My favorite part of Bristol these days is seeing the leader pick his way through massive piles of lapped traffic. It's nuts.
8 at the end of the segment
Reed had a right front go down in the middle of the corner, hit the wall, tire came off the rim and that's what you saw.
back up to 13
I will be happy when they get rid of counting laps between segments. It's fucking asinine that it takes 20 laps for them to start the next segment.
Inb4 suarez crashes trying to catch larson
CAWSHUN
>Last Name is Black
>Isn't Black
Cawshun for basically nothing
>wasted 25 laps under caution between segments
>could have posibly ran to the end of the segment if it was lifted early
>rain incoming
Why are all Indy/f1 drivers tall and handsome while NASCAR drivers are all ugly autistic manlets?
r-rude
1/10
>need to get this in before rain!
>have cautions take a half hour
Rain in 5 minutes
>Annett this year
>drivers
>tall
Aint even trying mate
Bubba just used him the fuck up
Bubba gettin his game on
Bubba literally knocked off Pooles bumper. lel
>the city of michael waltrip
It was actually Byron but Bubba is agressive as fuck
>Rain
PUT IT OUT
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Put it out
precipitation
Fuck you and your digits
kek
What a shit show they are going to call it now
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>run the remaining 9 laps of the segment under yellow
>put the red out
>call the race
This is what's going to happen
I'm actually surprised they didn't
300 people in the stands
why waste the time, money and effort breaking out the Air Titans
7 laps. All you had to do was circle the track under yellow for 7 laps.
Welp, I was wrong, they actually did the right thing and red flagged it before the segment ended.
Red flag already? Come on, they can do 5 laps under caution
TV broadcast and sponsor obligations. As always.
It's just light-moderate rain from a decaying system that's passing over quick, no lightning. Probably only need to take the air titans out for a few minutes.
>indycar run 2 laps under caution in a swiming pool
Hey, as long as we're showing old Harvick clips, how about showing the time he got BTFO by Ricky Rudd?
"butthurt"
>he gets a little butthurt
Who said this?
Bubba talking about Ryan Blaney
Hahahahahahahahahah
Damn, apparently Chastain and Clements came to blows
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Still seeking updates
Track is pretty much dry. Will be racing soon.
MotoGP qualifying now
Clements may have a black eye. Going to track medical center.
Both called to the hauler after the race anyway.
did fox not get this on camera? Will based gluck have to bail them out again?
Holy shit, I actually want to take a Larry Mac math course
Nah, everyone was probably too busy slobbering over Larson or eating in the media center
Titans and downdrafts parked
Drivers in their cars
ready to resume
I'm going to be working in the Media Center during the All-Star Race weekend. Are the rumors true that they eat like animals in there?
I wanna fug Shannon lads
I'm just going off of assumption, knowing some of those people and considering that half of them just sit on their ass in there all weekend
Most nascar "journalists" spend all their time eating in the media center instead of doing their jobs.
Be sure to tell us how many times you see Chris Knight and Jim Utter in there.
>this "race"
I'll be sure to tell you guys about my experiences. I'll probably try to hang around with the PR people more than the journalists since I know those people/want to do what they do.
Eddie Gossage - something to do with monopolies/anti-trust law
Montoya - Combustion chemistry
raining again
fuck
>ASR so awful that they let Sup Forums cover it
Montoya -road safety engineer
I had to go get prescribed my meds, last I saw there was a wreck at the end of stage 1. What did I miss?
Stage 2 a shit
Caution/red flag a few laps before the race is official
Chastain punched out Clements off camera
>Are the rumors true that they eat like animals in there?
If true, please make sure to take photos of some of the fine trackfood.
pic unrelated bologna sandwich from Charlotte
I'm not covering the race so much as I'm working for the track's communications department - This means working with press conferences, distributing press materials from IMC, escorting media from the Media Center to the Press Box via golf cart, etc.
I was hoping to do the 600 too but since I'm doing this >for free it became a little cost prohibitive. I'm going to get in touch with Pocono this week about a similar role since it's closer to home and my best friend lives in the area.
>first concessionpost of the weekend
>FOX immediately segways from commercial with people grilling and eating
>cooking segment with Michael Mcdowell
coincidence?
Goddamn, it's been too long since I last had a bologna burger. Those things are great.
rain
REAL PEOPLE
NOT ACTORS
>"initial quality" awards
>Racetrack is all good
just touching up some hot spots
The Michael McDowell pancakes recipe exists, from his facebook.
pancakes:
1 Cup Milk
1 Cup Flour
2 Tablespoons of a sugar
2 Tablespoons of oil
1 egg
1 teaspoon of baking powder
syrup:
Half peanut butter
Half sryup
Microwave for 30 seconds
diabeetus
>no more free beer for Blaney
cars are rolling
TV broadcast has resumed
Larson Larsoning this restart
Annett fucking sucks
>cupdriverwinslol
>this gimmick is just an excuse to get mikey out of the broadcast booth for 5 minutes