WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!!?!?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!!?!?
Today I went to Lidl and while at the checkout I dropped a $20 bill... the lady in front of me picked it up... I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector" and walks away... I looked at the cashier who is as amazed as me and, in a loud voice, I say to the lady, "is this some kind of joke?! Give me back my $20!" I followed her into the parking lot of Lidl, still shouting, but she would not stop.... When she got to her car, she put her shopping bags from Lidl on the ground to open her car door of her Fiat. So I ran up, grabbed the bags and ran off yelling "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!!" I went home nervous, shaken and agitated because I've never stolen anything in my life.

What was in the bags?

If it was a string of numbers followed by a a purchase in American dollars, please burn it and forget about this situation.

I saw Justin Trudeau at a grocery store in Ottawa yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

10/10 pasta material

hehe, nice one bruh!

should have knocked her out and broken all of her limbs

I'd think it wierd to meet an Italian who wasn't a theif

>20 $
>mario

hmm this
smells like rotten pizza...

And they have the gall to call us refugeees criminals

Is this a pasta?

If that's legit all I can say is eye for an eye.

>I went to Lidl
There's your problem

>Is this a pasta?
OP is Italian.

The pasta was pretty popular on the rise of 4vhsn. Jokes and comedy stories were vary popular back there.

Lol

I guess it's really summer...

Road vehicles are also found laying around.on earth. Does that make them free for all?

i often goes to Lidl, it was really shit some years ago, but now for some stuff it's very cheap and as relevant than other brands

Friendly reminder that everything is already my property and I must merely attain power over it

You need the keys

Your thread gives LIDL a bad publicity. Please delete it.

But you are. Ayum centres are theft cental and have huge hoards of stolen goods.