ITT: Normie Stories

ITT: Normie Stories

>be me
>grade 9
>be depressed
>be total beta
>one day in class
>teacher is mad that classmates are being loud
>say "then do something about it"
>i stutter my words because i'm nervous all the time
>almost every classmate looks at me
>teacher looks mad
>wtfdidido.png
>she says "shut up user"
>hear some edgelord whisper "retard"

1 week later

>my friend tells me that there's a rumor going around school that i'm "mentally ill".
>no-one takes me seriously
>get bullied
>get even more depressed
>one day, a 8/10 qt. says hi to me
>i say hi
>she walks past me
>spaghetti.jpeg
>she winks
>wut
>think nothing of it
>this continues for a week
>one day, friend comes to me
>"hey user, i heard that qt and other girls were planning to make fun of you"
>whatthefuck.gif
>"i heard that qt was going to dump you"
>mfw

WHY THE FUCK ARE NORMIES LIKE THIS?!

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I think you have autism. Sorry.

I'll tell you why, it makes them fit in, I've been on both sides, I probably bullied a little faggot like you in school because you look retarded and it was a fun way to pass the time, but then as I got older I ignored a few friends they turned on me within weeks and started going around saying I'm a prick and I have no friends now, it's pretty much a fickle existence you'll meet someone as soft and fragile as you one day and you'll go for coffees and cry together

Thanks man.

I'm gonna go on a limb and say that you've been coddled most of your life. Told you were special etc.etc.
Life sucks sometimes man, people are assholes but don't fuckin fall apart because a few people make fun of you that's some weak ass shit. Focus on getting ahead and shit all over them when you're their boss in the future. That's what gen X did.

Thanks Sup Forumsro.
You made my day better

Sorry to hear OP

As someone with actual autism, I wouldn't worry about it. I was made fun of back in middle-school because I dressed weird and was socially retarded. Your true friends are the ones who accept you for you, and many middle to high functioning autisimos eventually can "grow out of it" and be semi-normal anyways.

Thanks Sup Forumsuddies
I always feel like an actual human here

Were here for you OP :)

We're a family here.

Best tip is to show them your fist, tell someone, or get some earbuds. Make sure to walk straight up, like you own the place. Look down on them, k owing that they're inferior to you. Anyone who picks on someone for bullshit like that, or tries to use autism as an insult shouldn't even count as a human being. Just remember that, then you'll be happy when they're living off of scraps from a dumpster.

> be me
> 8 years old
> edgy kid
> no dad
> move around a lot
> always causing conflict
> attend summer daycare
> some kids don't like me
> they hatch a plan
> a few days prior I fell off the monkey bars
> landed hard and flat on my belly
> sprained both wrists breaking fall
> fucking owwwww
> later that week
> be on playground
> wrists still fucked
> suddenly three surround me
> they know I can't do shit
> the first one throws mulch in my face
> next one punches me in the mouth with a softball
> last I get pushed
> that's it
> get a little bruise on my upper lip
> no big deal
> sets a precedent for the rest of my life
> people gang up to give me shit
> I bring it on myself probably
> but still
> fucking normies
> ree

>be me
>be 14
>get pushed around by a group of random wannabes
>set one on fire

I'm a normie, never picked on anyone, was nice to the special kids and polite to teachers. I'm 32 now and happy.

are you me?

>Normie
>Being on Sup Forums
Does not compute.

yes, this newfag maybe misunderstood what normie means

I don't believe you. Post the news article.

>he lives in a first world country
HAHAHAHHAHA

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I often wonder myself. I just feel it's the best source of immediate news.

You know what to do

Pretty much this. We're all around the same waterhole. When it gets small, people start taking sides. The ones that keep the integrity to not turn on you when this happens are the ones worth keeping as friends. If they don't, they're and insecure, that's why they join the bigger tribe.
Just do you fam, and people will start to follow you instead.

niggers

I used to make fun of kids a lot in elementary / middle schoolm so much one kid stopped riding the bus. Countless victims. Though i wasnt a prep i was a "goth" slipknot tripp wearing pants kid but i grew outta it i kinda feel bad i probably made a lot of people dread going to school. :/ never had home problems or anything to cause me to act oimut i just thought shit was funny

Would you rather commit suicide or kill yourself?

Cameron?!?

>be me
>10 years ago
>in high school
>my cousin is in the same class
>my name is Ben
>her name is Gwen
>fucking ben 10 jokes every day

>be me
>9 years old
>fuck your mother
>get aids
>die

how can she dump you if you're not even together?

I've seen this before
>Stacy dates the beta kid
>It goes on for a week or two
>She dumps him in the most humiliatig way possible

Stop being underaged

Why aren't you b& yet?

this

Because you literally don't get banned for "being underage". There's no age rule.

Sup Forums.org/rules

You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>7th grade
>my group of friends hangs out near group of normie assholes
>one day normie assholes literally pick me up and carry me off
>throw me on the ground
>i hit my head and roll over to shield my face
>one of the normies jumps on my back
>gonnapissblood.mov
>throws backpack and all contents on me
>i dont even know why they did this, ive never talked to them before
>go to nurse and rat those normie fuckers out
>nothing is done to them of course
>walking back to friends from nurse cus public school doesnt do shit about shit
>one lead normie fucker hurls a padlock at me
>direct hit to my shin
>backtothenurseptII.jpg
>still nothing done
>massive headache
>back sore and bruised
>shin swollen and hurts to put weight on
>no punishment for normie fuckers

thank god im out of school and mostly away from that "clique" bullshit

another one
>eating lunch with friends in 8th grade
>one friend is a vegetarian because his mom convinced him meat will give him cancer from like age 5
>he just eats the bosco cheese sticks and salad every day
>one slightly normie fucker (he was extremely cringy but still hung with normies) decides to give veg friend his salad
>veg friend eats it cuz free food
>normie tells him he put bacon in the salad
>"see youre not even a vegetarian, you ate the bacon"
>friend had to throw up in the bathroom cuz he was petrified of getting the meat cancer
what the fuck are normies thinking when they pull this shit??

MODS! Come at me, I'm 17! Ban me, faggots!

You see? No one cares.

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