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Hooker thread go!

Last night i paid extra and shot a load in an escorts mouth. No regrets.

What did that cost you?

whats with her feet?

>paying to have sex
Shame. What do you look like user? I doubt your that ugly.

>your

Almost 2018 and people are still having trouble with this one.

$200 but I also fucked for an hour.

It's easier to pay. I have a wife so getting some on the side safely means I can't troll for booty like I did in my 20s.

kill yourself

YOU’RE an idiot.

You'reself*

Pic is the whore you fucked?

Did she spit it out? Why would you have to pay extra?

Fuck off you fucking ugly cunt... kil you'rself u ballsag

Sex is always a transaction, my virginal friend. Everybody pays, one way or another.

No she swallowed. You always have to pay extra for uncovered blowjobs. Most escorts require you wear a condom even for oral.

Is there a website for this or did you go out and pick one up...

Only pic I got

Backpage

Hmmm. I’d pony up $100 for an hour.

Found on Backpage made the call and drove over at 8.

She was tight af and a teen. I might try for anal next time.

Dummy.

What’s up with all these prices? 100, 200 dollars. Is being a whore really that profitable?

How old??

>Is being a whore really that profitable?

High end escorts easily clear 6 figures a year. Some closer to 7 figures. Top row cam whores easily make low 6 figures as well.

The worlds oldest profession wouldnt be the oldest profession if it wasnt profitable at the top. However just like drug dealers, the bottom end people dont make shit and usually end up in prison or dead

>teen

She was 19

What's best, fucking wife or hooker?

my man

At least that’s what she told you.

How does one contact a prostitute these days?

Adultwork.com..

Hooker. Wife is 37 and has put on 50 pounds since we met.

Research purposes, of course.

I believe her she looked young like college freshman young.

You get their number on Backpage and ring them up.

Of course, Dubs!

guessing OP and his wife are 30+, she likely has popped out a kid or two, you can't compare that to a 19 year old

Of course you know they aren’t cops because...

...

ha i was too slow postin up
i'm in the same boat, but just booked me a trip to Thailand in a few months, so maybe just a bigger better boat

If you're a retard.

No under cover cop would go as far as fucking you.. Ti's why I use adultwork. They are reviewed by others

Yeah I'm 39. I'm still in shape, my wife let herself go after kid #2. She also puts out maybe twice a year too.

That 19 year old made me cum three times. That's a year and a half of orgasms with my wife. Don't get married.

I check reviews first.

if usa, what state?

If you're in the US look up USA Sex guide. Most bigger cities have fairly active forums for people to report on streetwalkers, backpage prostitutes, erotic massage providers and parlors, strip clubs with extras, etc. Includes warnings about shitty experiences, possible stings, rip-offs, and so on.

Used it to find my massage place. Get a HE rubdown once or twice a month.

Get married for love, fuck whore for sex I seeing nothing wrong with that.

You fucked pic related? Tell me more, user.

Good call...

Good advice. Muchos gracias.

No I fucked this pic

Twice a year?? You only fuck legit pussy 2 times..a year?

>but just booked me a trip to Thailand
how white are you? is your hair something other than black?

are you going with other people or by yourself?

food is always poop

I use eccie.net to find hookers in my city. They post ads with photos, you can read all the reviews.
That website works well for my city, not the best for others. Some cities P411 is better.

But typically you can fuck a really hot college age girl for half an hour for $200. $300 for an hour.

>tight af
that's because she wasn't wet and horny, she was just disgusted by you

Somewhat common in a middle aged marriage. I get it about once a month. The good news is that my wife still has an amazing body. The bad news is that I want to fuck her dailly.

Yeah that's pretty normal when you've been married 10+ years and your wife is lazy ROFL.

What's the sauce?

>Of course you know they aren’t cops because...

...prostitution isn't illegal.

cant you just spoon fuck her when shes sleeping?

goldengoddessxxx from chaturbate lol

You're lucky my wife was a thick latina when we met. She went from 130 to 180-190. She's 5"4 and basically Shamu now.

not the dude but some people like me cant even get a whore because im so ugly, im not talking about fat ugly, im talking about ugly face type of ugly. no women can look me in the eyes more than 1 or 2 seconds

Yeah the 2nd pic I posted is the escort

you'd never guess the country I live in
you guessed right that I'll be hanging out with friends, but that's not because it isn't a great place to party solo, a lot of people go solo and have a blast

Your paying her to sucks your dick, she doesn't even see your face, it's just dollar bills my man

That's spouse abuse.. Once a month is not cool but better than twice a fucking year. How is a guy like me supposed to plunge into marriage with horror stories like this? What's the fucking incentive? Is it realistic to get sex 5X a week while married?

I'll be fucking that girl this week. My gf doesn't know. Any advice?

i once fucked a naive massage girl that went to college rawdog. she was supposed to come over for an hour we fucked all night. got tested, was clean
>feels good man

You realize that would wake a female up, yes?

Can’t tell if b8 or legit virgin.

Another horror story..Do you at least fuck on the reg?

She won't look like her pics..

No one is that ugly user. Chin up and hygiene/posture nigga

Yes, sure it's shopped... Fucking a hooker will be exciting enough tho

companionship and support. you'll scream and fight at each other, but you know what, shit will get done if both of you have goals. my wife is a comic and a prude, but when she wants to fuck she will drain me dry. its amazing

I agree and I try my best but other than raping her I kinda have to wait until she’s willing.

But what’s weird is that when we fuck she’s totally into it and cums a lot. And it’s not pretending, either. When she’s not into it I can easily tell.

That's not a laughing matter. Ballsacks must be drained and that's fucked up to only get intimate two times a fucking year

maybe but she still need to look at me to say yes and that a problem.
im the type of ugly even a crack whore wont give me a handjob in the dark even if i pay her 100

To answer your last Q...no, not realistic. Maybe at first but once your married and especially after kids that shit dries up. Thank god for internet porn. Never tried the prostitute thing.

I fuck an escort 1-2 times a month. At this point I'm trying to figure out if I can just pay a college chick's rent and pop by 3x a month instead. Not sure how to find that though.

some guys wank a cpl times a week, some a cpl times a day, lower sex drive doesn't always equate to not enjoying sex

that almost looks like too much dick for that girl. good job!

Right, I understand it a lower sex drive. It’s just frustrating.

Can be a lot of things
diabetes
DVT
Or she was standing up before this pic and the pressure being released makes it red, standing out from her exceptionally white skin

How pathetic do you gotta be OP?

I think that kinda already exists, unsure of the website tho, would love todo that too. There's a uni halls across the road from where I live with all those sluty teens hand out

I really want to to do some sex tourism. I heard they are cracking down big time.

>don't get married
>don't get married to the wrong person is what you mean
You married someone who fished you and played you. Now neither one of you will be happy. I met someone I actually like, that has roughly the same principles as me. We have different tastes and hobbies, which helps things stay fresh. She gained 40 lbms, i told her i didnt like it, she lost it. Same with me. Open conversation and honesty goes a long way when you actually care about the other person being happy and see relationships as give/take. 5 years going on 6.

My wife blew up too...she wants to fuck all the time, but I only give her once or twice a month. Its incentive forf her to diet.

Lol wait till you've been married over 10. When my wife put on weight and I addressed it as a health issue and attraction issue she cried for days and told me I didn't love her.

Do you ever feel bad for cheating?

when you're bored sometime check out some vids on youtube, keywords like: bangkok/pattaya gogo, bars, bargirls, soapies
business is Booming

Bruce Jenner face

What do when you give your wife chlamydia from the hooker?

Not op, but no. I even try to get her to have a playmate too. Just wont work.

She said she was 18 but her pussy told me she was 36

>I even try to get her to have a playmate too

That's gay.

I know there are systems there like bribes and foreigner prices and tour guide. But there just seems to be more and more pushback and old timers from the glory days say you cant get away with half the stuff they used to do.

No guilt here. I tried talking to my wife for a year about it. We even went to marriage counseling. She won't lose weight and won't put out.

I've basically got two options. 1. Divorce her, lose my house, 150k of my retirement and my kids or 2. Fuck women on the side.

Shes cute and looks tight.. more of her?

Well it gets me to feel better about fucking around on her. Maybe she might leave me for him and problem solved.