Just b4 sex.. rate it plz

Just b4 sex.. rate it plz

Im not gonna lie. thats the exact same shape and size I got. Im still a virgin.

Post it bro, let’s be cock bro’s no homo

Jezus, looks tiny as fuck

it would split your ass in half.

>just b4 sex
>about to shove benis into vagene
>"wait i just need to make a thread on Sup Forums so random dudes can rate my penis first k?"

no homo

A comic of this would be great.

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He said a comic cunt. Wtf is that sorry excuse you mutt.

Had to hurry before this shitty thread 404's

Kill youre self or post oc
(ID=Heaven)

>Air in condom
9/10

Thats the reservoir for the baby batter, bitch.

>about to shove benis into vagene
>implying

sit down son.
always press the air out of the condom tip before continuing to roll it down your meager shaft. this way it's less likely to pop. your dribble will still be caught.

>pop

are you retarded? thinking a condom can pop from a tabplespoon of cum. A horse couldnt make a condom "pop" dumbass.

Can I post my dick???

no

Because condoms never break

Ok, thanks XD

I never said that. Dont imply shit.

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What? xD

Kik freshtech88

disgusting body, you cuck

Can I post my body and dick, please?

I get mixed reviews, cuck implies I have some sort of relationship, which isn't true... so...

No one asked for it, specially when its that bad looking and also you have a little dick, so no, don't, no one wants to see this shit. Hit the gym then come back.

Worse. Virgin fag.

eh, if you are so simple in the head that you think virginity uas any bearing in real life, I guess it is worse. I am closing on my own house tomorrow and have a car. You win some, you lose some.

Lol no. Im not that man. I think my body and dick are nice. Want see???

cumming doesn't make it pop, little one.
are you sure you're old enough to have sex?

me too. curved down and left, sorta skinny and weird looking. an average weird cock that will never get a "wow, sexy cock" reaction :///

this guy has sex

Hit the gym and now Im back. Lol.

So can u rate my dick then?