Comfy Saturday day-game edition
>Reds
1. Jose Peraza (R) 2B
2. Scooter Gennett (L) RF
3. Joey Votto (L) 1B
4. Adam Duvall (R) LF
5. Eugenio Suarez (R) 3B
6. Scott Schebler (L) CF
7. Zack Cozart (R) SS
8. Tucker Barnhart (S) C
9. Cody Reed (L) P
>Cubs
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Addison Russell (R) SS
5. Willson Contreras (R) C
6. Jason Heyward (L) RF
7. Javier Baez (R) 2B
8. Jake Arrieta (R) P
9. Albert Almora Jr. (R) CF
go cubs!
Neat flag
On vacation? Or are you actually Swiss?
Go cubes
im actually swiss
Remember that idiot that wants to trade Rizzo for middle relief? LEL
>putting the visiting team second
>ishygddt
Why does everyone suddenly like the faggot Cubs now?
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Theo, please trade rizzo now before its too late
i always liked the cubs
Yea ok buddy
wgn made me like the cubs
There he is. This is gonna be a good gimmick all year long.
your probably a cincy fag anyway
Your probably a valley girl anyway
OOF
reds are for real this year...wayback machine cranking up for the big red machine
crazy uncle joe hate ben zobist
I've been a lifelong cube since last April, m8
Go REDS
resd fans, please take more of these
raperaperaperape
batting practice is in session
your probably some fat bald headed fuck sitting on his couch post shit when he should be on reddit
Jake, I...
Fuck you nigger
did not the cubs have there way last year against the Reds...did the Red eve win a series
RED(s)dit as fuck
This is ridiculous. 3-4 already?
>White Sox fan in 2005
Yeah it was like the shower scene in American History X last season
arrieta sucks
lol
so glad theo n friends didnt give in to this cucks requests
cub bros we need to trade him
>52 degrees
>hitter's day
pick both?
This one I completely agree with. He needs to be dealt before he falls apart altogether
For what?
Who /pilates/ here
ill give you two nickel and a marble thats fair
For BRONSON ARROYO
>loaded bases
>inb4 no hits
>you
>the city of me
WELCOME TO THE SLAM
>top of the 2nd
>1 solo, 2 three-run dongs, and a Salami
why dont they show the people catching the foul balls
ben would had turned that double play
tfw need a 2 run homerun to complete the homerun rbi cycle
this could be a historic game lads
votto hits a hr to tie the game if the same numbers on my post
>best velocity in arrieta thru all four games
>gives up 5 runs
muh velocity
muh advantage
saber nerds getting btfo
>check the score
wut
wish the reds resigned alfredo
could really go for some more home runs
Well it's safe to say Javy sucks ass and we aren't making the playoffs this year
ship em wifh heywards contract for a back end starter
(srs)
Theo would get more than that. You are the worst fake GM I've ever seen, man. Surprised you don't include Rizzo in there for a middle relief.
that was worth $100m right there
BIG GLOVE HEYWARD
Is the Arrieta meme finally done?
why would you even bring up rizzo? hes non tradebale
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APOLOGIZE
apologize
APOLOGIZE
More blue shirts in the stands than red.
Expensive seats bluer than the cheap seats.
How does this feel?
Cubes gonna throw a pile of money at Jake after this season?
Will he defend his silver slugger trophy?
>reds nig stalling on every pitch
>I have taken Dexter Fowler's power. I am your GOD now.
my nigger jason hayward
DINGER
J-Hey showing that dreams can come true
Heyward being good again feels so nice.
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Agreed. Such sweet relief. Seems like a great guy.
Are the Cusb, dare I say, back?
Too early to tell. Come back and ask in August.
gfhgfn
"Give it to this kid!"
Fuck off. I'll be punching little bitches if a ball comes my way.
same unfortunately, no one gave me a ball when I was a kid
the starting pitching which was among the best strengths of the team last year is looking poor
but the offense is bailing them out the last few games
there a lot of baseball still to play, and if things return to their statistical median, the cubes will win the nl central without problem
When I was younger and hadn't picked a baseball team yet I went to the cell and caught a HR ball. A man in his 40s told me he'd break my arm if I didn't throw it back. It was a big part of why I decided to definitively not root for the Sox.
What a dick, who talks to a kid like that. Throwing balls back isnt even a thing outside of wrigley.
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Sounds about right for that shithole
Things are about to get Grimm
Back in '87 I was sitting in some primo seats with by dad & brother - 6th row about a section and a half to the 3rd base side of homeplate (which is probably about the 20th row now with all the extra seats added since then)
Maddux was pitching and Kirk Gibson fouled off a pitch that went up high and bounced off the pressbox.
It rebounded down right on top of us. I reached my hand up amongst a pile of other taller arms from adults all around me and spilled beer splashing everywhere and snared the thing with my left hand.
Ive been to ~180 games (160ish at wrigley) and its the only time Ive ever been in the vicinity of a foul ball (or homerun) - and I caught it.
A good friend of mine got hit in the leg by a foul ball while he wasnt paying attention. Ive been giving him shit about it for 20 years.
Told ya
Only been to one game so far this year. Need to go to another im still baseball thirsty from the off season
Fucking Grimm. I like the guy but I don't even feel safe with a six run lead when he's on the mound.
Damn. Good on ya, gramps. Still only been to ~20 games, been a few years since I last was in Chicago.
When I was about 10 I had seats mid way up from the dugout staring right at first base. A foul landed a row or two behind me and in the mass of people trying to get it it rolled to just behind my row, so I just leaned over and grabbed it.
Looked like a homerun to me
Cubs fan here. Reds got robbed.
Heyward pls play like this all season
TYBH
still a bit shy of being a gramps - was 12 in '87 - which is why catching that ball was such an awesome experience/memory - plus the players involved being legends
havent been to a game since 2010 - I live more than 3 hours from the city now and just dont make my way back as often as Id like
but I did make it to postseason games in 03 (prior v maddux) and 07 & 08 (huge disappointments) and I was at barleycorn for the bartman game
still a cubes junkie - sadly 3 different connections I had to season tickets have all sold their seats between 2010 and 2013, so Ill have to stubhub it.
In 86 I saw a game at Wrigley against the Expos. We were in the upper deck behind home plate. Big net in front of us. My dad said we wouldn't see any foul balls. Literally two pitches later and somebody, maybe Sandberg, hits one into our row six seats to my right. Some old lady got it.
I thought it was out too
Going to Resd Park tomorrow for the game. What should i do if the faggot camera lands on me?
masturbating
wave your broom
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An hero