What instrument should I learn if I want to attract women?
What instrument should I learn if I want to attract women?
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Drums probably
the triangle
Harsh Noise electronics
the mellotron
Tuba.
money
would recommend the noseflute
10/10 saxophone
the wonderwall
Learn to rap over mediocre beats.
the accordion is objectively the most alpha musical instrument
just be yourself bro
panties drop and girls cum when you distort their shit
Distort my shit nigga uhhhh
Bass
It resonates with the nether regions of women and makes them horny
Trust me, I read this somewhere once, probably here
Vocals obviously. How is this even a question?
These are all varied answers, I don't know what to think.
you should learn the ableton. bitches overflow when they hear you make beats in ableton
Guitar.
Always guitar.
this desu.
close, deep bass wobbles the nuts. is right though, the clitoris has the same resonant frequency as the triangle
serious answer, guitar. Literally any instrument will do the trick but women love it when you teach them some simple ass chord progression. Or you can do what I did and learn piano so you can tell girls you have "magic fingers".
the jew harp
Hydrolauphone
Theremin
Guitar, Bass, Vocals, or Piano.
the charismalookscareeraphone
still looking for a vst
I think it's the soundgoodizer.
Bassoon, or alternatively, bass clarinet
Get a bunch of tats, get some Yachty braids, take xans, make shitty trap beats, and become a bad SoundCloud rapper. You'll get tons or women. Make sure you have an insta gram too.
a hammer
>getting chicks with FL
One time I was on the bus and my phone started ringing.
My drumstep remix of the FL Studio 10 opening bleep played for a few seconds and three separate hot girls came to compliment me on my ringtone and asked me questions like "do you really use FL Studio 10?" or "did you make that sick drumstep remix yourself?".
I responded with a nod and a tip of pic related, then told them I'm married and showed them my ring signed by Avicii, then got off the bus.
If you can't get chicks with FL there's something wrong with you, Nigga.
The gun.