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As a massive Star Wars fan, this movie is genuinely fucking awful. I've seen it 3 times now, although even during the first viewing I was utterly fucking baffled at how abysmal it was.

Let's discuss Sup Forumsros.

NO!

Star Wars died in 1997. Let it RIP.

> the movie is SO terrible
> hands Disney money three fucking times

Neck yourself fucktard

I watched it once in theaters, and the subsequent 2 repeated viewings were a torrent, you fuckass

The time of the fuck-wit is over.

>this movie is genuinely fucking awful
>I've seen it 3 times
The state of Star Wars fans. Or probably a sarcastic commentary on the stereotyp Star Wars fan.

The repeated viewings were on a torrent. I just couldn't fucking believe how dogshit it was.

Then for the love of Jebus stop watching it, then.

> watching it in theatres BEFORE fan criticism is out

A torrent doesn't change the fact that you watched a movie you hated 3 times.

there is a good thing about it be so bad

it means it wont make nearly as much money as the Disney Overlords would want

and Disney likes its money, still to early to tell how bad this movie will tank, since its still showing but if its final numbers are still abysmal then things might start getting revamped

and its not like it can get worse

> logic'd

We all fucking hate this place but still come back

>LOGic'd

Rian establishes that force users can project themselves across space.

Snoke's not dead. Snoke wasn't in the room...

Where are the fucking spoilers, niggers??

Read the fucking Wikipedia plot, fucking nigger

Yeah.. Because that is what we expect when we come here.

We DON'T expect Leia to suddenly fly like Superman and Luke to be too busy sucking nigger cow beast titties to give a fuck.

I liked it. The star wars of old is dead. And if you don't like this objectively good movie it's because you don't understand one basic fact about cinema. Good movies are made to reflect the audience in some way. Or generation in this case. This isn't a movie to revamp the originals or make amends for the prequels it's here to take star wars in a new direction.

This is always a possibility, but I don't feel Rian Cuckson wanted it be that way. What would Snoke even have to gain from pulling this kind of stunt?

Like didn't get cut in fucking half while projecting himself nerd

He made himself appear how he wanted to appear. So did Snoke...

To test to see if Kylo would betray him.

The entire fucking Finn and Rose casino storyline was fucking pointless. Literally. The plan doesn't even go anywhere and fails completely. Also, they had to stuff that fucking asian bitch with Finn meanwhile Poe is sitting back on the ship jerking off the whole time. Also the complete disregard for who Luke actually is. I don't care about the new direction, it's the utter fucking lack of care for older generation characters that they're appropriating and the dogshit storytelling.

I think he was projecting himself from Kylos last memory of him because he's wearing the same clothes and has the hair and all the same shit from the flashbacks....... cunt

He wanted Rey and Kylo to join forces... He's the Prime Jedi, right? ;P Balance to the force and all that... *shrugs*

why say its objectively good if you're clearly biased?

Luke looked younger in his projection. Snoke looked younger generally when compared to TFA. Just throwing ideas out there...

Yoda's lesson on failure passed right over you.

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It's the 2nd movie how can we say the casino was pointless? We got Benicio, that force kid, the planet itself and the story behind it and it's inhabitants. All of which could be important. I admit we didn't need the chase scene. How are they disrespecting luke?

It introduced benicio del toro as a wild card!

Because it was objectively good even though I myself may be biased.
Bad ones

The greatest sin failure is!

Come up with anything better?

>saw it last night avoided all the trailers and info on it to watch it properly.
Hands Down The only good part was puppet Yoda's Return.

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youre a sane, reasonable guy.

but what if the auience consists only of basic fucktards who cant distinguish a good movie from shit and just glorify said shit because the paid media and their idiotic friends applauded for it? the starwars franchise has become exactly that: ohh its so famous and everyone is talking about it, ehheheh better kinda looove it and off course im the biggest fan ever. they dont get what disney is doing there and how the future of cinema will look like, if this behaviour will sink in.

Luke even got his twin suns scene, I loved that sequence. How many times do Jedi have to become one with the force before people stop asking why they died?

Yeah he's fucking dead

it's not until the sixth viewing that you'll truly see it as the timeless masterpiece it is

keep watching nigger

Not watching it.

Go fuck your mother.

Disney killed the franchise, let it die. Boycotted forever.

For a sci-fi it was great but yeah for a Star Wars movie it was fucking dumb.

you are clearly biased and you definitely don't seem to be judging objectively. you're just going off of a really recent reaction to the film.

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This was the aspect of the movie that failed. Including 2017 leftist gender politics as the driving force of the plot was sad and awful. All men were failures and fools, all women were perfect and saviors who bested the men with their female superiority.

I can overlook all the rest of the issues with this movie, but this is unforgivable.

You're absolutely right. Your generation grew up on the prequels. You have been trained to slurp any pile of shit the Star Wars IP grunt out of it's giant cinematic rectum. Your generation has Stockholm syndrome in the worst way. Ep 8 is objectively shit. It's demonstrably bad movie making. And they did it because the nuwars fan would defend a literal polished turd on screen as long as the word Star Wars was branded into it.

The Star Wars of old is indeed dead. Enjoy your "new direction", lol. Not like you have the will to resist where that direction takes you.

Luke's use of Battle Meditation was fucking legit tho! I feel like the actors did a good job of playing their roles, but the screen writers fucked up a lot of the scenes..

ir8 6/10

It was already dead nigger, I was always a fan unlike shitters like you. The only thing coming out was books and most of you degenerates can't read.

They got rid of the extended Universe and from then on you can just go fuck yourself. They are shilling the fuck out of it too. "WATCH BOYEGA PET A LIZARD ON THE TONIGHT SHOW."

No, I'd rather not.

Eh the truth will out. I don't factor anyone's opinions on whether or not I like a person place or thing. Fuck hype never listen to it.
Kek fucking right? But that scene hurt my heart a bit just seeing his departure and his face when he was talking to Kylo ben

Now I've seen it 8 times. I can say with confidence that in the future this will be considered one of the best star wars movies made
So nothing of substance except an insult to a generation dope.

That sunny episode was the best use of a wildcard in all of history

Fucking a that show is good

Blind until the end. You have been trained well.

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seeing a movie more times in a still small span of time doesn't magically make you objective about how you view it. especially if you're willing to see it that many times since its very recent release, you are again, very biased.

Youre right i have. Obstinate since 1997* would have been better btw

Agreed

If you watch it with an objectivly critical eye.

Yeah that the forced diversity shit ruined the experience for me as well. God forbid they had a single white male protagonist when the entire franchise was build up around those, but ok I don't mind that so much, Finn is aight.

But then you start noticing the whole feminist undertones and it all goes to shit. Also the chink was ugly as fuck.

A lot of the action scenes seemed well tailored to transition into future video game releases

Finn, Ben, dj, hux are on point all movie fuck off cuck

is it so wrong to say that you liked the film even with whatever flaws it has? why are you so adamant that its objectively good? your opinion isn't the end all review on the film.

Just got back from seeing it. The movie was boring, wasn't engaging to the audience. I like to be immersed when i watch a movie and all it did was remind me i was watching one.

Expecting Social justice warriors in space to be any good kek.

Link to torrent?

Strong female characters are where the moneys at in Hollywood right now

The Luke/Rey/Kylo part of this movie is the only genuinely good thing in any Star Wars movie.

Star Wars is mostly garbage.

Don't deny it.

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hello paid disney shill

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>I've seen it 3 times now
but why? wasnt it bad the first time around, I see this shit on reddit fucking everywhere
>movie was bad but Im going to see it again to be sure
how the shit is disney gonna learn from this if ppl just throw all their money at them?

Just because something is objectively good doesn't mean it has no flaws. I personally fucking loved the movie my heart soared when Ben and ray started to fight together. But that's not what you and I are talking about. You seem to think that you can't be objective about something you like. I'm telling you otherwise. This movie was good (not great) from a technical standpoint the cinematography, the sound design character design and development and so on. But that doesnt change the fact thatci loved this movie

XIII

Yoda reveals he is Sith

Chewbacca dies, Falcon destroyed

Darth Maul returns

This is true.

I actually thought in the movie Rey would fall to the dark side and Kylo would rejoin the light in some crazy twist. Was totally getting pumped. But alas they stuck with the status quo same ol boring bs

objective means you aren't influenced by personal opinion yet you clearly love the film and the franchise. its not a bad thing to enjoy a film but its annoying to act like you not biased about your opinion.

And strong female characters can be really cool.

But it feel like when they're doing strong male characters they create characters with traits (wisdom, strength, talent) that every guy wishes to have. When they create these ready-made strong female characters like Laura Dern in TLJ, they make the character as simple and relatable as possible and all their redeeming qualities are largely the product of perfect circumstances and not any spectacular abilities.

wow you gave disney money 3 times to shit in your mouth how much will give me if brick in your hands?

If you had actually fucking read the thread, I only paid once. You fucking illiterate faggot

This

butt-hurt soy-boy who's fan-fics didn't play out on screen.

minus the casino & some (very) minor gripes, the movie is solid.
answers questions, creates new one.
character development is excellent.
visuals (for the most part) are excellent.
cinematography is excellent.
no idea how IX will play out... AND THAT'S A GOOD THING, you millennial cry-baby

Thanks google i know what objective means and I love my girlfriend but she cooks eggs like a dumb bitch. See what saying? Or is an allegory to much for you?

I'm not OP, but I'd face-fuck the shit out of your cock-gobbling boy-mouth and tell you that the new movies are utter shit. You shitfaced, cockmaster twat.

I bet you smashed a keurig machine too faggot

It’s schlock literally made for children.

You shouldn’t be treating it like a fucking masterpiece of design and story telling.

Watch the silly space creatures, pretend the idea of “the force balancing itself” is so damn deep and interesting and buy the neat looking toys and you’ll get everything they desired you to get from this movie.

Not the poster but valid point retard go place with your dogo

But that's his point. The male actors are all really fucking on point, but they're written as angry irrational characters who don't fail at everything they do because they just won't listen to the women.

*who fail at everything

Fuck off and die already

Also space ninjas!

at what screening did you start watching with an "objectively critical eye"? the third time? fifth? you said it was good (not great) but will be the considered one of the best star wars movies made? how can you expect me to take you seriously here with all this bullshit? go jerk off into your porg doll and whisper what a superior movie it was despite all the hate

Space ninjas choreographed by the Iron Fist production team.

spoilers: the only critically acclaimed episode of Laser Samurai Soap Opera was so bad I had to pay to watch it 3 times.

i know it sounds wierd but the jews gotta get over the broder and join the nn's eightyeights and forget about that sjw shit. there is simply no money in it

grow up dog , why do you care so much.

Its movies, its hollywood. Stop giving them money , stop feeding the trolls.

I got schizophrenia And Iam sad and scare and hold and iam sad that I might go crazy if I take medical drugs

His doesn't talk to a woman
That's klyo bens character
Benicio is a wildcard who will do whatever the fuck he wants
And she was finns partner not a driving force that caused him to succeed

Well, I see where this is going.

we really thought slant eyed moot would've been the final straw yet here we are...

the problem is rey is fucking hot but sadly has no boobs to offer