If you could spend a night with my mom, what would you do?

If you could spend a night with my mom, what would you do?

respect her

wait for the morning hiding in the closet

Pray for the sweet release of death

Haver her suck my dick while I finger her ass.

I think I'd rather have her stay in the closet

Been a while since you fucked, huh user?

take out her out to dinner and that's it

Try not to startle the witch

No I just like old chicks but you can keep projecting if it makes you feel good.

I like old chicks too but she looks like the fuck Michelin man with a blonde wig and a method habit

Give her some cocaine, she lacks of it

Meh a fuck is a fuck it's pretty much all good to me.

I think she would love the feel of my cock going down her throat and I would sit her there for hours just sucking sucking sucking as I grab onto her huge flabby tits squeezing them till I leave bruises. I would then roll her over open up those giant ass cheeks stick my dick so far up there and have her screaming when she beg me to take it out I would take it out and then start running my hand in there and showing her dripping c***

Yeah op I'm switching my answer to this. That's hot

Kill it with fire

Is she a good cook? How comfy is the guest bed? Probably.

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Looks like her

If you do, just molly her and run?

>could

Do I H-A-V-E to? Because if not, I'd walk out.

Moar?
Or older chicks. I need it and times running out.

Only have a couple

Im also not OP

That's OK I'll take em

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eat mcdonalds with her

Tell her in polite fashion that her son/daughter has rather odd questions.

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Last one

Thanks user these will do Best for last

Youre welcome. Enjoy this 70yr old slut

dress her up in a rebel flag thong bikini then double fist her pussy

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Ask her nicely to cook me a nice dinner.

Drink Coffee and talk about all the shit we did in our 20s and 30s.
Then wait for you to come home and gross your ass out for the fun off it.

after looking at all those pics, i would have sex with her and enjoy every minute of it, and be telling you to mow the lawn and clean your room