/mlb/ general - Western Metal Supply Co. Building Edition

DET:Tigers place Miguel Cabrera (groin) on DL
CHC:Ben Zobrist (back) remains out of Cubs lineup
TOR:Bautista's 13th-inning homer propels Jays
STL:Wainwright Ks nine, drives in four vs. MIL
TEX:Hamels goes eight strong in win over Royals
TEX:Gallo has first career multi-homer game
CLE:Kluber tosses three-hit shutout vs. ChiSox
WAS:Harper hits seventh homer as Nats top Mets
BAL:Bundy fires seven shutout innings in victory
BOS:Dustin Pedroia leaves with apparent injury
PHI:Hellickson beats Braves, improves to 3-0
LA:Justin Turner (hand) back in Dodgers' lineup

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First for Baby Bombers

>bombston

According to these advanced, proprietary statistics, the Phillies are ranked 1st in Funtertainment!

More like Baby Busts.

Maryland is also the place that will cause Assault Weapon bans to die!

Texas Yankee doesn't know the numerous failed "Baby X" monikers

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Awoo woo boo you suck.

>Implying I came up with the term

Which Yankee do I give a career-ending injury to? You decide.
t. Manny Machado

Rockies

>Ledo Pizza

Explain

Can't wait for 4th Circuit to get BTFO by the Supreme Court

The Yankees need to call up Dante Bichette Jr

Oh hey, San Francisco.

>Ledo Pizza is a pizzeria restaurant chain in the Mid-Atlantic and Southeastern United States headquartered in Annapolis, Maryland. Their first pizzeria was opened in Adelphi, Maryland, in 1955 on University Boulevard (Maryland Route 193) in Adelphi Shopping Center near the University of Maryland, College Park

And it is pretty good too.

Pirates

Suck chocolate covered chodes.

Just watched that Machado slide. Looked pretty clean to me.

thats a little risky as Kennedy is a centrist, the court is still 4 conservatve 4 liberal 1 dead center (Kennedy). He seems to be pretty firm in the 2nd ammendment but if you have the wrong case on AWBs then he could go wild.

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if we win enough games in April and May maybe we can survive June.

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Keep in mind, >we should have a lot of injured players returning by that point.

Tebow went 3/3 for Columbia yesterday
>which raised his average up to .208

HYPE

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The Phillies are shit and the wrong team left Philadelphia. Bring back the Athletics. Come fight me nerd. I'm in North Philly.

I bet some of us could hit .208 in rookie A

Are you like 80 years old? Why do you even are about the Pathetics if you're in philly. We're good again lad you can hop back on the wagon

I grew up watching the Athletics play and I didn't want them to leave.

Ah. I think I might've seen one in Salisbury.
I don't think I can trust the south after being reunited with tristate 'za. I'll give it a shot next I'm down there.

Thats actually not terrible considering that its fucking Tebow.

The coke addicts that run the Mets will have him be a September call up at this rate.

Angel Stadium >>>>>>>>>> doyers shithole

I have never met an athletics fan in Philadelphia. And I work at an old folks home

>mfw we go over .500 in May

Tell me where your nursing home is lad i'll come pay you a visit.

Nursing home? I died in 1964.

The balls that he hits are pretty hard, he's not just grounding them through the hole.

I'd say he's got a long career ahead of him

>we're good again

I'm aware, if he could reproduce his current production at a higher level he would be an actual viable call up for the Mets considering it would actually improve the offense at those numbers unless Grandy and Reyes get out of their slumps.

Of course he would not put up those numbers in the major leagues unless him hitting 3/3 is a sign of something. I sincerely doubt he would be worse than Reyes is right now, although Reyes showed signs of life in the last Phillies game.

>posting on an indonesian macrame board from the grave just to complain about the Atheltics leaving
That's dedication.

MARINERS!

We must all strive to learn from that fan.

There are threes types of players in A ball

>Extremely young players taking their first pro baseball steps
>Players on rehab assignment who don't expect to be their more than a handful of games
>Delusional players in their mid twenties who have no prospects and are hanging onto a dream that will never come to fruition

and then there is Tebow

>be year 2140
>the Pirates demolish historic PNC park, by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field
>my ghost gets on the internet 3.0 Sup Forums to yell at 20 year old neets about how I remember seeing Cutch's first at bat in PNC

Most rehab assignments are at AA and AAA

Lets see where your baseball idealogies lie

Starting with lineup construction

For the below fill out the type of player (I.e. speedy, good arm, tall, etc) to fit the position in your opinion the best

C:
1B:
2B:
3B:
SS:
LF:
CF:
RF:

>by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field

>implying NEETs won't be culled from society after the 2030 mandates

C: Steve Pearce
1B: Steve Pearce
2B: Steve Pearce
3B: Steve Pearce
SS: Steve Pearce
LF: Steve Pearce
CF: Steve Pearce
RF: Steve Pearce

>by then the second oldest remaining baseball park after Tropicana Field

Low A ball is a really good indicator of major league success. almost every really good player raked to extremes in Low A, while most flameouts didn't

YALL CRACKAS LOOKIN SILLY TALKIN SHIT BOUT MY BOY JHEY NOW

Thank you based mandates

C: Pitch framing, throwing out runners, hitting optional
1B: Big guys who aren't really fit anywhere else on the field. Power isn't mandatory, but still important
2B: Chase Utley
3B: Big Arm, big bat.
SS: Excellent fielder, good arm, speed not a requirement, but it helps. Patient at the plate
LF: Needs to be better at tracking and fielding than first base, but other than that not much aside from hitting
CF: Speed, tracking, speed, speed
RF: Big arm, big bat

pretty standard stuff

1STROS

>MLB has rules in place
>Yankees: We don't want to follow that rule
>MLB: But you ha-
>Yankees: We're not following that rule.
>MLB: o-okay

And that's the story of how nuyankee stadium has meme dimensions

They should just standardize all park dimensions

>implying I wouldn't hit AT LEAST .211 with one triple

I disagree. There should be set minimums and maximums though, with some flexibility to take into account things like elevation and air thickness. But these regulations should take affect on any incoming park.

....what? what rules are the Yanks breaking?

their left and right field walls are too close to home plate. But because "muh heritage" and "muh legacy" they're allowed to bypass these rules

Did they build the stadium around that building or did they just build an old looking factory as a Camden Yards knockoff?

The Western Supply building was there, and their offices if memory serves me

He who wears the rings, makes the rules.

>DOZIER

Manny Machado is the dirtiest player in the league.

Building was designated a historic landmark so they couldn't take it down.

Can't wait for him to join the Yanks

Frederick, MD reporting. Can confirm

Too soon

Is it just me, or is the Twins-Tigers game painful to watch?

dumbass rookie hit in the face
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RIP in peace

When Tebow fails at baseball, will he try his hand at hockey or basketball?

Games between 2 shit teams are generally painful to watch, yeah.

m's vs a's

I'm in Frederick County but north in farm country. Fred Co confirmed for comfy as fuck.

Yankees thread?

Maybe hockey. He wouldn't get enough attention playing basketball so that's definitely out.

Take a shit on the floor surprise it's the Yankees

Nats at Mets

Rockies fans. Was he actually good, or just a meme?

I won a game as the rockies in mlb the show and the commentary went "and the royals win it"

lol

Used to live in Middletown before it got overrun by rich people. God, I miss the days when Middletown was small and full of rednecks.

Middletown is nice. Haven't been there in a while. Are you in the city now? I'm in Keymar. We have a post office and a gas station.

I live in Norfolk, VA now. Going to move back after college.

If you study, maybe you'll get to live somewhere good. Although Frederick does have a GOAT bar scene.

boystown has the GOAT bar scene dummy

Frederick's bar scene is good, but most are still around that my dad went to during the 80's when he was in his 20's. Planning on working for the Ravens (I know a guy). Dad worked for Keys (Single A team for The O's) and was never home, hence why I don't want to work in baseball

INSTALL THE Sup Forums EXTRA FLAGS EXTENSION

Just google "extra flags for Sup Forums"

Is he an hall of famer?

Nice virus

Yes

Cool. Good luck MD bro. Most of the Market Street city bars are the same but some of the best from the 80s/90s are gone.
The Rabbit's Foot
City Limits
Pete and Benny's

Odds on Cutch being in HoF?

oh shit