Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>he comes over to my place
>asks can he heat up his premade marks and spencer dinner
>"um... ok"
>he heats it up in the microwave and eats it while reading The Sun
>he then starts undressing and tells me to get on my knees on the floor and pull my pants down
>he fucks me and comes
>gets dressed and leaves with his Sun
>mfw

you fucking slut!

And the plot twist?

This is the 10,000,000,000,000th time this has been posted.

I think it's the fact they wanted Tinder not craigslist/backpage

Wow.. Thats gotta be some cringy shit. You just watched him eat his premade meal.. Very interesting he didn't bring it up before meeting you. You mustve been horny.. I mean desperate

I'm pretty cute.

Can I come over to reheat my almond chicken, and fuck you?

I'll be quick.

i'm not a whore. i'm looking for love

>looking for love
>tinder
bruh

im no that guy but what he meant i think is how would the same thing look done by a woman.

>i'm looking for love
>Let a guy from Tinder microwave a TV dinner at her house and fuck her doggy before leaving
>Didn't even know his middle name or favorite color
>looking
>for
>love
Sorry toots but you're a whore

all men just seem to want to use me

where are the guys who want love

Blah, blah, blah, only newfags give a shit what you have to say. TITS OR GTFO

You're an idiot, just want you to know.

I'm a guy who wants love, but I'm taken. Where do you live? I have a single buddy looking for live, good guy.

At the very least you shouldn't be so easy though and should have higher standards. C'mon man, clean yourself up.

Go back to plebbit, faggot

where else can i find it? last time i tried to find love in a bar i accidentally went home with a butch lesbian and had to go down on her

>marks and spencer dinner
wtf is that?

Not on fucking Tinder you skeeze

an hero

QUIT BEING A WHORE THEN!!!!
You don't need to fuck someone all the time! Take it slow if you're looking for love else fuck off slut

...

You never have to. I'm taking the bait. You know what, never mind, YOU HAVE FUCKING TONS OF DATING OPTIONS, a fuck ton of it is online too, you fucking moron, women have it easy in this department

Beth!?!

>Sup Forums
>Femanon

What part of the UK are you from?
I've also had some pretty shit luck with Tinder.

yum

...

newcastle

Are you fucking with me?
I think this is the first time I've spoken to someone else from here.

I can give you some love, in the form of ejaculate down your throat.

do you meet girls on tinder? my initials are R M

Why not just give a kik or snapchat instead of chancing seeing each other on tinder?

OP if you want a real conversation with someone my snapchat is butter-boy88

damn that sucks. kinda funny but still sucks

Ruby-Mae?

Post nudes OP. I been wanting to see that shit for a while now

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP