STORYTIME NIGGA

STORYTIME NIGGA

>wake up tuesday morning
>parents at work
>rip the bong a few times
>start feelin' spacy
>start feelin' horny
>dress up in girls clothes
>film myself shoving a carrot up my ass as I jack off
>all of a fuckin' sudden
>dad comes in
>"user, where's the-"
>he looks at me
>I look at him
>…
>he walks to his room
>I'm starring at the door with my eyes barely open thinking about ways to kill myself
>dad comes back with a gucci belt in his hand
>he spanks the fuck outta me like they did christ for like five minutes
>whilst saying things along the line of "fufu-ass nigga" "fuck wrong witchu"
>he's white
>he stops
>looks around the room sniffing like a dog
>looks to his left
>sees bong and an ounce of atshitshi on the table
>forces me to go to the living room and sit on the couch
>mind you I still got a tanga and a push up bra on
>he calls the cops and tells me to sit still on the couch
>I'm sobered the fuck up at this point
>cops arrive
>look at me funny as I'm sitting there lookin' all sexy n shit
>investigate my room
>long story short I got a petty charge
>parent treat me like shit ever since

this is a reminder that whatever the fuck you're going though rn there's always a nigga goin' through worse

Shit man, this can't be real.

Sheesh user and I thought I was having a bad day.

Im hoping to god that this isnt pasta. Holy shit dude!!

post pic of the panties you used and time stamp or fake

Necrobite

bumps for lumps

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Fuck nigga

should have just offered to suck his dick, it worked for me

Since things can't get worse, post you in that shit again and fuck yourself with the carrot again. What have you got to lose?

Show us what you looked like before you got caught, I need to tap.

Fap.

Post pic of u in them. So I know what the cops were looking at.

This. C'mon user you said you looked "sexy and shit" let us be the judge. Maybe I'll even do a cum tribute for you

Bumping for that fap material

i deleted the video n i ain't putting on that shit after what just happened but here's a lil something

Mkay I can at least start fapping to this. More tho.

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Warmer, definitely warmer

My dubs demand more until I cum.

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You're going so slowly it's almost like you don't want to make me cum. Isn't that the whole point?

I guess you could you could say today you were a Beta... Beta-carotene that is

jesus christ

Bump I want to see more of this ass. Doing requests?

"wake up tuesday morning, parents at work..."
user is too young to be here, or user is a registered sex offender.
MODS!

Plenty of btards live with their parents, he hasn't posted his age, only a delicious ass.
MOAR.

Fake and gay
This nigga going through some hard times, but i aint gotta lie about it to entertain some basement dwelling weebs

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>not spitting on your parents every time you pass them in the house

Why?

I want to pound that. Got anything of you fucking yourself?

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Act like a faggott little nigger get treated like a litle faggot nigger. Color me supprised. Same your dad did not kill u and and tell the cops u ran away to be a faggot hooker.

Kik?

@dopetasy

i want to bury my nose in this asshole and take a big deep whiff