Ask a guy with a girlfriend almost anything

Ask a guy with a girlfriend almost anything

How did you meet up

Tinderella

And then you closed runescape right?

What is runescape fellow traveler? I know not of such things

Why would you do that, just go on the internet and tell lies like it matters.

A better question would be why would I go on the internet to brag about my very real girlfriend to you all?

I guess because I'm bored

imagine going to the store to buy a bitcoin and accidentally drop it and it goes down the drain...

Bitcoin are a diamond dozen these days

Does her obesity crush you when she's on top? Do you ever mistake a fold for her pussy? How long has she been a Packers fan?

you're just a big dumb meanie.

why are you gay?

Big like his gf's fat flappy arms?

This is a timeless question, one that lies in the lore of Sup Forums, the annals of interweb history, and of course, my own wet, hairy anus itself. Peer deep enough and you may find the answer, but do you dare stare into the abyss? It stares back.

More like big like his mom's ass.

#Roasted #SuckItBitch

Your asshole has eyes? you need to see a doctor. what a faggot

Oh and also

#thread

How can I go back and edit a comment?

hiz mom iz so fat dat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes

#ROASTED

Your mother is so broke that she hath not the resources to pay attention to the subject at hand.

Good day, sir!

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fuck that was a brutal rebuttal. I need to go blame black people for my problems on /pol now

Fie fie I say! Look instead to people that have worked hard and earned more money than you. Clearly they are the culprits! If we all get together and vote to take their money from them by force we will have true democracy!