Quickest/easiest suicide?

Quickest/easiest suicide?

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gun shot to head obviously

Shotgun with slug shot back of the skull base of the spine. Just make sure you destroy that spine.

massive fentanyl overdose

If you want it quick, shotgun in mouth, if you want to keep your body intact for family, take a bunch of sleeping pills and so in your car while it's running, garage closed. Die in your sleep

pills

Get a lawnchair, sit down on the train tracks, and wait a few minutes.

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Overdose on sleeping pills. You'll die peacefully.

>sleeping pills
Enjoy the awful cholinergic hallucinations from oding on antihistamines

Does anyone know about hanging with no drop but feet off the ground?

do you pass out fast
does it hurt a lot after stepping off the stool?
do you think people who did it were nervous?

if it's OTC sleeping pills, unless you take a fuckton, you'll get really sleepy and trip balls for a while.

Best way to go is drop. Break your neck instead of suffocating.

>wants to die
>afraid of pain
Have a fucking (You), imbecile.

Hold your breath.

That's not true at all. In most cases they don't break the neck

Publicly blow self up in the name of JIDF inside a mosque. Jews get blamed, mussies get irony kill.

Just spend the rest of your life posting on Sup Forums. It has the same result, more or less, and it doesn't require motivation.

Fate of many

Super glue mouth and nose holes

Alcoholism and Sup Forums

this. pretty painless. i reccomend

Urethra is better.

Do what Robin Williams did.
Belt looped around neck, wedge in shut door high up. Sit down, let belt tighten. You'll be unconscious before you die.

can the same be dont with noose and stepping off a chair?

is it normal to be nervous about kicking the chair tho

obviously you should be nervous about dying.

jump of a high enough building, take a running start and close your eyes, that way you can't really back down

not really dying but the thought of crushing your throat, but partial sus isnt a good idea because it could fail

Wave your cell phone at a policeman in the US. Try to look dark-skinned if you can.

No, man, he suffered. He didn't break his neck, he asphyxiated. Robin Williams chose one of the slower and more painful ways to die, probably on purpose.

Nope. I'm still here and I'm older than Moot.

How to spread your own remains for free:
>Go to Disneyworld.
>Sneak in a rope, one end tied as a noose, one end tied as a lasso.
>Get on a roller coaster.
>When coaster starts, take out rope and attach your noose.
>Wait for the speed to pick up and lasso up something.
>The harness of the coaster will hold your body.
>Your head will come off with the rope.
>The blood will rain on the now screaming children below.
And you don't even have to go through the trouble of arranging yourself to be cremated.

I'm going to kill myself tonight in about one hour.

don't do it dude

eat 20 deadly mushrooms

dude it do don't

Never just do one method. Always pair a suicide attempt with an overdose. Best method is, heroin overdose, while in a bath tub. duct tape your face, do heroin, shoot self in head, fall over in full bath tub. Works 100% of the time every other time.

Put your head under water and hold as fast you can

Drano and OJ cocktail

true i tried just pills woke up super out of it in hospital days later transferred to psych that night... shoulda paired em :|

Inject Semen into your veins with a syringe.

Put 1kg of Salt into a bottle and drink it all, its the least painful death i can think of

Would probably kill you painfully

Rope around neck hang from door handle untill u pass out and body weight will keep you out untill brain dies.

Take heroin and jump off a building

Easiest, painless ways to die are exit bag(helium or carbon monoxide inside of a sealed bag over your head) and fentanyl OD(you'll nod off and die after passing out)

Find a river that is at least twice as deep as your height. Tie a rope around your ankles and have a heavy stone on the other end. Get one of the larger zip ties and use your mouth to do the pulling to tighten it around your wrists. Push the stone into the river, and you will drown within 5 minutes. Best to do this later in the night so that no nosy people get in the way.

i once nearly died by drinking too much water, i hallucinated was cool as fuck but also very painfull

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Snort a whole gram pussies

my man knows his suicide

nah man that'll just turn you gay

I was at that point a couple weeks ago, spent hours in class looking up how to go about suicide instead of actually doing work. Threw away all my notes and cut off contact with a good chunk of people. I'm in a slightly better spot now though but I still fucked myself for the current units in all my classes

insulin overdose... you just slip into a coma and die.. painless

Ennis Stussy?

Fuck you. The world's overcrowded.
We should be applauding those who volunteer to go.

Be black in the US

suicide by cop
>nb4 op calls the cops
>says he has a gun and is going to kill someone
>cops show up
>op acts like he has a gun
>cops somehow end up tazing op
>cuff and arrest him
>OP gets booked into the county jail
>gets confronted by inmates
>gets raped and beat numerous times

calm the fuck down bro dont do it

You suck!
Why aren't you encouraging him to do it!?

cause its fucking stupid. stop being a fucking pussy and man the fuck up
>waaaah wahhhh life is pointless wahhh im depressed im gonna off my self !
again man the fuck up and get shit done OP