My son and daughter are causing me to drink heavily...

my son and daughter are causing me to drink heavily. which one should have a lethal "accident" and also what is your favorite pizza topping?

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You should an hero.
Also.. cheese. Just a lot of cheese. More cheese than you can eat. Im the number one cheese eater. Fight me bitch.

Need more info. You should choose the most troublesome, or you could choose to spare the one that is more intelligent, and let him/her know that another accident could happen.

rocket salad, tomatoes and parmesan

Why's that, buddy?

mushrooms

depends on their ... shall we say.. sins (?)

anything but pineapple or I'll make sure you'll have "accident" too

lol

>you'll
say "you'll" outloud
yeah
now you realise you're a faggot

Either make it look like you died on accident or if you have to keep living just dissapear. They will never understand it and if you ever show up again they will hate you and never love you but it's better than killing your own children.

favorite topping is beef

if you do a hero, then your shitholes son/daughter wont get income so their life'll be shit and they'll suffer everyday of their lives btw you''ll make'em to make a suicide.

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That's fukin awesome

That sounds like a fucking challenge. I bet you couldn't even live off of grilled cheese for a whole year.

I really don't understand the fuck are you talking about

southern contractions a best faggot

Be a dad and grow the fuck up nigger.

Dat was ah trip boi

are you okay cunt?
nothing wrong with "you'll"

Albeit, not that old.

I miss the old days.

sounds normal to me, cunt
you'll = you will

kek

Me too user. I've been here for nearly 10 years now. Sup Forums has been there through all of my major life milestones. How things change through the years.

Fuck off mom, if you didnt divorce dad you wouldn't be a drunk cunt :)

You'll is pronounced YULL
As in
YULL GO TO HELL IF YOU KEEP FAPPING TO THOSE ANIME GIRLS

dubs of truth

Been 12 for me, friendanon. What a trip it's been.

But, witnessing the slow decline has been depressing.
No longer, crescent fresh.

Witness, the purest form of retardation.

Synthetic autism.

7 years here, still don't know why I still keep coming back.. damn.. crescent fresh.. memories down the drain
user, here's to you Nicola and Bart

Life is not all rainbows and puddi, and all good things must come to an end.

You're making the decision to drink heavily in the end...weak willed beta. Maybe you should have been a better parent when they were growing up. Dudes like you are the most pathetic I wish I could strangle you honestly. DON'T CUM IN A WOMAN IF YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKING FATHER

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kill son, impregnate daughter.

Your dumb cunt parents failed raising you. Your dad must also be a beta

Can you try harder please honestly I'm being serious if you're going to be edgy consider thinking a bit harder about the edgy shit you say so it's more edgy than cringe

Y'all'dn't've a cup of sugar?

OP is talking about killing his kids, why not get his dick wet if he's going to go so far as to murder his own children?

Either way he's going to be executed if he doesn't kill himself.

See that's better.

Is this considered loli? It says she's thousands of years old sexxam.com

dont give up just cloud mine some btc and buy a new family. ALSO CHEESE.
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have your own lethal accident you pathetic loser

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