Waifu thread

waifu thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

oh rip, if i was allergic to cats i'd probly become an hero

gl, third tries the charm if you get to it tho

alright then.
good luck
that's not ok

Short-story user, reclaiming and still lurking.

Scarf.
Will attempt right meow.

dogs>cats tbh

cats are my niggas, i have never met a single cat that didnt love me

nite nite
>again

good luck

Morning.

Now I sleep for real

Hi :)

I am real shashlik king

I also seem to makes friends with them easily.

in k on college theres plenty of hair down ritsu parts.

Morning cute

Hey how did it go?

When is she dying her hair green?


Hey, how are you doing?

I didn't expect much, but I had fun watching it.
There's a moment that really stood out to me, but I won't spoil
How'd you sleep?

how bad are you allergies?

good morning CC

and good night CC ^_^

night

never -_
I would need to be on meds constantly if I had one
goodnight

oh yes goodnight as well!

and also good night

damn that sucks

Not enough like every work day. Well doesn't sound too bad right? Also how are you?

Night :)

Your loss :p

yeah

I don't have the reaction on my phone
Nini

>work day
>is on paid vacations until January 6
Maybe my job isn't so bad after all
I'm tired but I want to talk uwu

so what kinda stuff do you like to do? i forget

not at all
I like going to bed
just like im about to do

You're in the army right? Or that's a 3rd Astolfo? Anyway I Can't Complain since I get holidays from the 23rd to the 8th.

Good and you? Did you have your usual breakfast?
Hi donut loli

Thanks to you I now want to fap to traps.

rip, i like sleeping, i have a hard time getting up afterwards

hi user

I'm first Astolfo -_-
And yeah, it's the army boi. What's your job?

just pick a trap that's not my husbando

I have returned
I am hallow

claiming my beautiful blind wife lilly

me too
goodnight

Reccomendations?

nite nite

Green>all tho.

Yeah indeed I had it, so day is off to a good start.

First and best? Or only first? I'm a waiter nothing fancy like you. Take care, I'm leaving for work.

Hideri Kanzaki is pretty popular as of now

First uwu
Best is subjective, friend. You might say the potat is best, someone else might say I'm the best uwu
Service industry is tough tho, see you when I wake up

Searching the boorus, not much coming up.

Wasn't there a Hideri claimed like few hours ago and was around for a couple of day now?

I just wanna fap to cute traps man.

How are you?
That's good. In think I asked the other night but can't recall, are you finished with your classes yet?

im good, finished leveling black mage on ffxiv, trying to decide what to level next

That sounds fun. Are you playing with Tomoko?

no he hasnt been on for a few days, hes been doin stuff with irl friends i think

Oh well that's good I guess

yea, i kinda miss carrying him through stuff tho

claiming my wife
anyways, who wants to fund my genetic experiments to create a perfect spider and girl waifu mixture? uwu

Yeah I haven't seen him on here in a while, but sometimes it's good to take a step back for a bit.

Fgt

hello hello, I love you all

he was having a problem not being able to solve captchas so he couldnt post for awhile, dunno if thats still going on

>bullies

He deserves it tbh not me

hi love user

who does?

Amatsu

Hey man Amatsu is pretty cool, probably the best Astolfo fag in thread
Totally unbiased opinion here

You should talk to him, he'd appreciate it

What did you have for dinner?

you mean trap faggot?

lasagna and garlic bread, you?

Yum I want some. I had tacos and tamales.

Seems legit

Sounds like him tbh

>>claimed

Bailed earlier cause thread went to shit

Love me some Miia

Welcome back

mmmmm tacos, the lasagna actually wasnt very good, i love garlic bread tho

but i cant bulli him, i dont speak faggot

hello friend! are you well tonight?

keep it that way

Sssssnek, good claim

Thanks friendo

I think I could eat a while loaf of garlic bread to myself if given the opportunity. I think Italian is my favorite ethnic food. I love garlic and cheese

im alright, about to start getting confused trying to chat with 2 anons

yes, all the garlic bread, give it to me, also tomo says he is still unable to do captchas so rip him

Savage

thank yas, figured she'd be taken early on really, good personality but could have a lil less "whiney" voice imo
Wish S2 would quit getting postponed already

Who is your waifu?

post bulli pics

I got yelled at by like half the thread for posting a lewd last time though :^(

One of us should gift him a Sup Forums pass :/

dont post the lewd then dumbass

can you gift Sup Forums passes?

oh no ;~; I hope you can manage it.

Yup
I've never done it but I saw an option to

No need for name calling

eh it shouldnt be that hard, you actually use punctuation so i'll use that to identify you

interesting

but im trying to make you cry

I see, I see

so what are you up to tonight?
>im sure you're doing your best

I'm leaving in the morning for the holiday! I am looking forward to it. what are you doing?

where are you going? im looking forward to getting my new mouse/keyboard, not looking forward to having to go see my family, im just doing some leveling on ffxiv right now

just to spend some time with relatives

how far away do you live from them? i just have to drive like 40 minutes to see my family

kill yourselves

I fell asleep without meaning to.

a little over an hour ;~; it takes a bit to get there.
I love you as well

are you gonna be staying there til christmas?

and a few days after, yes

Greetings friendsss~

hello friend!

thats a long time to spend with your family, i wouldnt be able to handle that shit

it is a long time, but they are family and it is normal for this time of year

Greetings friend~

Reminder that all four of the Dragon Maids have been claimed at one point.
>And two of them were by me

i usually just spend 2-3 hours down at my grandparents house on christmas day