What a cuck

What a cuck

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Saw this movie last week. Haven't seen the previous two. Afterwards asked my friends about him and if he was any good in the other movies
So surprised to hear them say they had no idea who he was. Great character development Disney. At least give the cunt a back story or make him relevant. Don't just throw him in and pretend he's been there all along.

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That Star Wars is a dump
FLush it down.
I still have this hilarious scene in mind
where Leïa, like the Virgin Mary
Floats into space
Manages to wake up,
Then teleport herself back to a ship.
Fuck that was intense.
I bursted in laugh
Waking up the sleeping spectators.

Or that moment when a bomb operator
was breathing space air
Coming from the opened bomb panels
Trying to reach a fucking TV remote
To let them loose.

The same shielding as the bays of large spaceships that let smaller ships through and not air
Also maintaining pressure with the force and pushing yourself are both possible

Or dude, how about when Luke drank from seacow titties. That scene wasn't even necessary.

Or the fat Viet chick running everywhere. No way is it believeable she had the stamina to do all that.

Remember that one time Rose doomed the Resistance and led to the death of Luke because winning is about saving what we love instead of fighting what we hate?

And then kissed him even though they didn't have 1 second of romantic interest toward eachother.

In a scene you know will be cut in most Asian markets.

I laughed so fucking hard. Just old haggard looking Luke with a milk mustache after milking this sea-whatever the fuck's titties just looking mean.

fin seemed weirded tf out too

One more time for Leia getting turned into a meme :)

THANKS DISNEY youtu.be/S7TcjXebmtM

Or that spaceship landing that was just a fucking iron

WHO IS SNOKE?!?

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She is Snorkel

Attack of the Spacejews

the rebel cruiser was faster than anything the new order had and why not call in backup and hyperspace IN FRONT of the fleeing ships?

why did the bitchy general did not tell poe dameron her plan? then this whole sidestory with oggo bongo and his chink sidekick would not have been happened and saved lots of lives.

why was the rebel fleet so small, they fucking won the last war and how did the new order conquered the whole galaxy without their super deathstar?

why wasn't the hyperspace suicid tactic done before? just do it with a remote controlled ship. every fucking death star or command vessel could be destroyed by one rebel ship. WHY??

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>Luke drank from seacow titties

It's explains what he ate on the island.

Because almost every planet that housed fleets were blown the fuck up via long ranged multi planet destroyer.

wow

so the whole fleet whose task is to guard the galaxy is sitting on the 4 planets who got destroyed in force awakens?

this galaxy far far away is full of retards

this shit is full of plot holes and only 6yr old kids wouldn't question that

So, you got a few factions here.
The first Order: A bunch of butt hurt empire fags who thought the empire wasnt facist enough and decided to fuck off somehwere and comeback sometime later with super weapons.

The empire remnants: literally what's left of the empire. They're irrelevant currently and will probably be wiped out before the next movie at some point in the timeline.

The NEW republic: Before having their shit blown the fuck up by a weapon way in bum fuck nowhere this was the galaxy's new established governing body. No idea what the fuck is going on now.

The Resistance: The one group of assholes that took a look at the other group of assholes going around fucking up planets up and building a small army and decided "We should say fuck peace treaties and fight them." Thank goodness the first order is pure evil. Or else this might look bad.

Oh, hang on I think after the fall of the empire there was no more combined armies..
Can we just complain that some bitch from a novel that no one read got a martyr scene that should've been Akbar's?
They already used a voice imitator that sounds like him already. Might as well.

It was good despite the cliche stuff.

The movie had a ton of issues but you are an idiot user.

everything was killed off or are nobodies, luke, leia, ackbar, snoke, han, rey.

and why does snoke want to kill rey, he knows the force balances things out. just keep her in prison so no one else will be the new savior.

disney really raped the whole old star wars saga. like george lucas raped indiana jones.

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you are
a retard
go back
to reddit

If there is no gravity in space, how are the bombs falling?

>kill off all interesting characters
>dont develop any of the new characters
>rake in billions

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>Or dude, how about when Luke drank from seacow titties. That scene wasn't even necessary.

I saw the movie the night it came out in theaters, and shouting “oh come on, did we really need this?!” When that scene happened. I was not the only person yelling at the screen during that showing...

we got lots of eccentric/angsty luke and almost no jedi training. but i had no idea hamill was a decent actor so whatever

Lets stop thinking about this shit, here is some Star Wars porn!

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I thought the movie was pretty good, especially by Star Wars standards. These have always been average fantasy-action films. I don't understand the hatred this has been getting.

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Consuming any jewish media past 2015ish, is degeneracy.

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You might be a bit young to remember but in the original Star Wars Luke drinks blue milk at the Lars Homestead, it’s reference to that

Don’t get upset over a film though

This.

That's cool, I didn't know the purpose.

no it wasn't

begging for attention on anonymous imageboards in any year is degeneracy

>it’s reference to that
Yeah, but do we really need to see a pile of Sarlacc shit to be reminded they eat people?

What is the big backlash with the space milk.....it's just consumption of food...does not really ruin his character one way or the other. If anything it's just a bit of exposition about how rough his life is and how he survives.

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