ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / ETC

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i am infatuated with my niece

how so?

i find her attractive

samefag


I haven't fucked my fiance for six months. she really wants to, and my libido is fine, but there's a huge fucking mess of borderline emotional abuse in the way.

I'm pretty sure this is eventually going to wreck the relationship.

it's not, check the number of posters

love girls with strapons

I sucked Ajit Pai's dick in college. Btw - I'm a guy. AMA.

last night i jacked off to a furry porn video, but i didnt cum so im not a furry

-Ashton

I haven't fucked my wife in two months. She's pregnant, gained about 40 lbs and is a hormonal H-bomb if I say or do the wrong thing. She killed what little attraction I had left for her.

I give women fake names in different towns, intentionally break condoms, cum inside them, never see them again.

I often fuck 2-3 girls in the same stretch without showering. Sometimes have them suck my cock. I've been called out on it before. Lied.

I record a good number of my sexual encounters, mostly all without their knowledge.

I'm spreading herpes.

Teach girls to enjoy anal and sometimes sneak foreign objects in there during the proceedings.

Oh and I lie on my taxes.

Pics.

despite being a good looking guy, i've never actually had sex or went past kissing a girl. i'm really insecure about my inexperience and I've turned away a lot of girls, but I lie and pretend I actually fuck them

No pics, but he's as gay as I am. He tries to hide it. He loves to swallow cum.

I work in your house. If you're a remotely attractive female, I will locate your dirty panties and sniff them. If I haven't met you, I will check home photos to confirm your attractiveness, then locate your dirty panties and sniff them.

I will also check for old phones, digital cameras, or anything with removable media. I never physically steal anything, but while I'm working, I will run file recovery software on anything I find, and recover the old nude pictures you (or your daughter) thought were long deleted.

No secret here, we all know bout it.
That’s why you were so popular

I have blackmail a friend of mine for sex almost everyday for 3 months now

I've had sex with one girl when I was 18, I had planned on taking away this one girls virginity but her boyfriend ended up doing that after she broke up with me. I'm 21 now and have had sex since three years ago. I'm hoping to one day get a girlfriend again, even though females in general are very needy.

How would you even remember that guy years later? He looks like every other pajeet and his name sounds like every other pajeet.

Haven't*

The girl part. You need to stop that. Did you have a bad childhood?

Fucked some dude's fiance, came in her, sent her home to him in hopes he raises my bastard child. They're quite religious and would never abort or tell their parents the truth.

when i was 13 and 14 i had sex with (much) older guys for money. i'm clean and never got pregnant, ended up learning i'll probably never get pregnant cause of hormonal imbalances.

being attracted to family is normal. i have 4 nieces, they are all attractive in their own way

>I will also check for old phones, digital cameras, or anything with removable media. I never physically steal anything, but while I'm working, I will run file recovery software on anything I find, and recover the old nude pictures you (or your daughter) thought were long deleted.
I do this, but I work in IT.

used to do it when I went house to house in a trade, but I'm too scared of security cameras these days.

As a kid my older brother beat me up a lot. As an adolescent, I thought I had a predilection for trannies. My first relationship was a long-term relationship with a femboy/trans. In part, I think I always thought women were somehow unattainable. I later learned to procure bitches, and then, how easy it truly is, and I suppose I've gone overboard to compensate. I don't think I can stop.

The tax cheating is okay though?

Im from the future and it sucks

Yes, I agree. Security cameras are a thing these days. If I'm working in a particularly ritzy house, or for someone who seems tech-savvy, or I have any other reason to suspect they may actually have had the forethought to install cameras, I don't fuck with anything.

But my spidey sense only goes off for about 20% of homes that way.

I work in IT. If you bring me your phone or computer to get fixed you best believe I'm going through your camera roll and iCloud photo stream.

lol no shit Sherlock, men cant get prego no matter how much hormones are tweaked

my gf taught my niece, who just turned 11, how to shave her pussy

Last year at my computer repair shop, I was repairing a customers computer and found CP on it. Alerted authorities and had to work with police.

It made me so sick and a year later it still fucks with me

>21 male
>Closeted bisexual
>only person who knows is my girlfriend, but I told her I've never been with a guy
>in reality I've had 3 sexual encounters with men
>2 were on Craigslist, and the third was an old man (65+) that I met on a late night walk In my grandfather's retirement community in Florida who asked me into his home and then sucked my dick

here's one for you: I've got a request for a house call with a non-booting pc. they need shit off it for tax, but the owner (average-looking fem) refuses to leave it overnight with anybody to repair and insists on being there while any work is done.

I've been putting it off because I am really, really interested in whatever she has on there now. I need to perfect a 'repair script' I've been working on so it reliably and quietly copies anything interesting off the drive while supposedly running chkdisk/scans/etc.

I totally anally annihilated this skinny little 95lb asian twink. Like, ass bleeding, small chunks of flesh on my cock, required surgery to remedy kind of annihilated.

The gubment don't need your money, they need to spend less of other people's

lol brool story co

I took thousands of high-res creep shots of a bunch of yoga babes at the park, including lots of sculpted camel toe and ass, and even some nipple slips.

I truly believe that the train is a superior mode of transport.

I like to smell my own farts. Sometimes, I cup my hand over my asshole, fart directly into my hand, close it in a fist, and briskly bring the fist up to my face to huff the undiluted scent. One time I did that, it had been a shart, and I dribbled liquid poo on my face and chest.

Fuck trains for human transport.
At least, U.S. trains. It's a similar price for me to drive in the nearby states, and I'd take a plane for longer distances.
Fuck planes too.
Car master race

I piss in sinks. Often, in a public restroom, I piss all over the sink, faucet, and handle, so you have no means of actually leaving the bathroom without my piss on your hands.

bmpp

Sometimes I bump dead threads because I think they're neat

>working shitty retail job
>fat bitch customer comes in
>asks for something that's in the back
>she's impatient, demanding, and just plain fat
>while retrieving the item from the back, I swiftly drop my pants, stuff it up my sweaty swampass, compose myself and ready to go out and hand it to her
>...juuuuust as her little 6 year-old daughter rounds the corner and excitedly grabs the item from me
Meh, close enough.

It's 4AM nigger. The thread will wake up. Don't bump, contribute.

That's also a genuine contribution, I bump threads at 25 minutes.
Will do in a separate post

I love the smell of sweaty pits. I get why it's not okay by most standards, and use deoderant and such, but I love getting a whiff of some good stank

I've masturbated daily since I was 10. Like, maybe 10 days missed in that time. I'm 21 now.

Fetishes..

(Chubby) men in uniform

Zoo

Neckties

Father/son teams (legal age, obviously)

Madly in love with girl in work but im married and its making me suicidal

>I love the smell of sweaty pits
Date a black girl.

>chubby men in uniform
>father/son teams
Don't know if he's up at this time, but there's an interestingly distinct possibility my dad would be up for this

I get the pit thing. If I'm seeing a girl I get sort of used to her BO, but it's bot so much a turnon as just comfy. Okay, maybe it's a turnon if it's from sex sweat.

Nigger stench is totally different, not into it. Tends to be muskier, also it's attached to nigger

I showered with a really cute 8yo girl earlier today

Yeah but her pussy smells like what a cleaner person's armpit should smell like.

what!

Had my first this year with 18. The guy is really sweet but the second our lips touched I knew I was a lesbian. I didn't tell him. I don't care about his feelings or him. I guess I will stop talking to him until he gives up. I tried breaking it up but it didn't work. I'm too lazy to try again.

I tell you you post this every time, and you tell me you don't.

I didn't even call you out on the last two threads.

However, you post this every time.

>be me
>I am currently 18 years old
>I'm white
>I'm French
>I live in an affluent family
>I start my 2nd year of medical studies
>I always liked dissection classes at school
>when I was 16
>I wanted to study the anatomy of something bigger
>My parents had 3 cats
>A mother and 2 children
>So I decided to dissect the mother
>(I thought of a plan so that nobody would learn it, logic)
>So I bought plastic sheeting, plastic bag, and duct tape
>I gathered plastic boots, plastic gloves that cover the forearms, and old clothes
>More (obviously) instruments: a kitchen knife, a cleaver, a high school scalpel
>I hid all this and waited for the right day
>The auspicious day arrived (parents at night work and my brother at the boarding school) I looked for the cat
>Lucky that I am, he was in my brother's room, and not out as usual
>Around midnight I immobilized the cat with tape and I prepared my "operating room"
>Operating room : In my garage, floor covered with plastic sheeting, folding camping table as an operating table
(also covered with plastic) and my instruments laid on
>I bring my cat wrapped in duct tape to the garage and attach it to the table with plastic film
>He keeps meowing and struggles like crazy to come off
>I put on my boots, my gloves and my old clothes to prevent any trace of blood
>The fateful moment had arrived, and I was literally shaking with excitement
>I grabbed the kitchen knife
>I quickly pushed the blade into the cat's neck
>He did not scream louder but struggled even more and has almost detached
>Blood started to flow (not much at first)
>I continued cutting in the neck and the blood began to flow abundantly
>It lasted about 10 seconds, and after I watched it slowly die
>Since he did not seem to want to die I grabbed the cleaver
>I hit with all my strength on about 5 occasions to slice his head (Yes, poor quality cleaver)

>When he finally died I opened it and looked inside
>I took some notes and after doing my job I put everything in a trash bag
>I put the trash bag in a backpack and I also took a mini Shovel and a flashlight
>I left in the forest behind my house, I walked about 1 km
>I buried him, and I went back home
>I took the plastic on the ground stained with blood, my gloves, and my old clothes also stained
>I burned everything with gasoline behind my house where fire is usually done with my father
>I cleaned up what I had not burned and put everything back in order
>it took me 3 hours in total

Here it was a concise story and there are so many details that I had to zap. It was a great experience for me because I'm bored terribly. The only thing that I find exciting is my medical studies

For me it's basically the same as the smell of a hot vag, it's empowering and motivating in that same way

I secretly make videos cumming on my hot teen sleeping daughter and then sell them

For a while, "secrets" threads were one of the last places people shared original stories. Now you asshats are just posting the same thing in each thread over and over.

Yes I'm talking to you too catfag. Seen this shit 3 or 4 times already.

did I ever tell you about the time my moms friend fongered me in the back of my moms friend

you spend your fucking life on this site, get a life

I have a life. I'm on hiatus from it right now.

Pretty much only fap now with girls of a questionable age on cam chat sites. Nothing else makes me cum so hard

I fap with girls of a questionable age like my 9 year old niece I shower with and my 11 year old niece my girlfriend secretly taught to shave. I fingered my friend's kid in the backseat of a car after dissecting a cat and burying it 1km from my house. Worst of all, I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>Did I miss anything?

Just straight up tell him. no reason to waste his time

That's a pretty good spread user, I think we're all on the same page here.

Fucked around with my "friend's" fiancee, don't feel bad because he's an abusive dick.

I have a fear fetish, not only for myself to be fearful, but for other people to also be scared shitless. All i want is to be fucked in a haunted house or an abandoned insane asylum

no

not that user, but I just realized...
>Pai, Ajit
read fast

interesting. achievable for sure.

I've considered sneaking into the old abandoned asylum near me for that shit, but cutting through wire fences just to have a girl refuse to fuck you because its 'too dirty' seemed like a bad call

Cam sex is real bro. It's so easy

My wife doesn't like having sex, and there's pretty much nothing i can do about it. I'm nothing to look at, so i can't pull a side chick, and i got a kid with her and live with her family, so if i cheat, I'll likely be homeless because of it..

FML...

I have psychopathic tendencies, like everyone in this forum.
But most do not realize it, and do not know what it is.
It's unconscious.

I killed a man one time. I know it was wrong but at the same time, it was really exciting. I've tried drugs to replicate the feeling but nothing comes close. I want to do it again but I don't want to be a serial killer.

I've thought about becoming a hitman or a gun for hire. I'm actually a pretty good shot with pistols and decent with rifles.

You could always get her into a drug habit.

Tell the story of killing the guy. What sort of person, why, how. No incriminating details obviously.

Please tell me more.

I guess. I tried before but he turned it into a friend's with benefits situation. But he still makes it feel like a relationship which is irritating.

pics?

My father's a slightly overweight car cop (ex military of course), and on a scale from chill to 10 he's probably a 6.
Sadly for you, though, not going to follow through

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i'm so sick of hearing about this i can't even tell you. do you jerk off to the memory of this or something? did you watch? this actually doesn't seem like _that_ big of a deal.

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That's really cool, have you and him ever? If so, you are super lucky and I envy you

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I fucked my best friend and she ended up pregnant, her then fiance thinks it's his and they moved their wedding date because of it. We'd been fooling around for months before this, I'd helped her break in every room in their new house, I'd fingerbanged her at the work Christmas party and in our office during work, eaten her pussy in her car outside her house and blown my load multiple times in her mouth before she went home to him. But since she had the kid she's been totally frigid towards me, except a few weeks ago when she was drunk and sent me a picture of her in her bra, told me to delete it the next day. I miss her tits.

>tfw I unironically think Hillary would have been an excellent president