You wake up and see this

You wake up and see this.
What do?

check for morning wood

Say anime sucks then go back to sleep

light a cigar and rape the shit our of every single one of them. Maybe offer some tea later

>tea

I love that tea

whoa easy there pal you might cut yourself on that edge

fart

How is stating scientific facts edgy

Initate rape face

modern anime means one of these is a trap

>dear diary: jackpot

literally just ask wtf is going on

Ask why they redecorated my ceiling

Bite my tongue off and spit it at them before they can start doing whatever horrible thing they have planned


Alternately, do tank stuff with them

Wonder why i fell asleep with Sup Forums left open on my phone

Instantly cum in my underwear

Dispense my erection

Call the police

Ask them to begin stepping on me

stop falling asleep at the pc

Nothing.
If my fantasies have come true, they've already broken my arms and legs

Nut