You wake up and see this.
What do?
You wake up and see this
check for morning wood
Say anime sucks then go back to sleep
light a cigar and rape the shit our of every single one of them. Maybe offer some tea later
>tea
I love that tea
whoa easy there pal you might cut yourself on that edge
fart
How is stating scientific facts edgy
Initate rape face
modern anime means one of these is a trap
>dear diary: jackpot
literally just ask wtf is going on
Ask why they redecorated my ceiling
Bite my tongue off and spit it at them before they can start doing whatever horrible thing they have planned
Alternately, do tank stuff with them
Wonder why i fell asleep with Sup Forums left open on my phone
Instantly cum in my underwear
Dispense my erection
Call the police
Ask them to begin stepping on me
stop falling asleep at the pc
Nothing.
If my fantasies have come true, they've already broken my arms and legs
Nut