ITT: Say things white people get to hear, but that black people don't.
ITT: Say things white people get to hear, but that black people don't
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"Hay user your father is home"
Listen to your dad!
>Congratulations on being a productive member of society
Resident Evil:
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Teen Titans:
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Recess:
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Scooby Doo:
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Sonic the Sissyhog:
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Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)
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>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
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Mortal Kombat:
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Weekenders:
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King of the Hill:
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Note: None of my stories feature niggers
Let's go tanning!
Remember to save some of your allowance for the future!
I'll get you that with the child support your dad paid me.
the finance company approved your 30 year mortgage
Police, stop or I’ll shoot......oh wait, nevermind
...
"Don't forget your sunscreen."
I hope you're not gay but if you are I will love you anyways son.
A warning from a police officer.
Hello family, it's me - the dad.
Thanks for the warning, officer
Ya'll better have tha cows milked before dawn or i'm fuckin one of you sweet girls in tha kissa
Congrats on that diploma
>You are accountable for your own actions.
Steve you just can't make me cum.
>Stay in the corner while I fuck your wife
KEK
"please come again"
You're test came back. you don't have aids.
“Thank you for your contributions to human advancement”
Sure, you can borrow my bike!
Congratulations, you're hired!
"Here's your gold medal for swimming"
Nice work son.
You're hired!
You have the right to remain silent.
In place of getting shot
I fuck you bitch white boi
You fuckin cuck
"How you doing Jim, haha yes it is indeed very warm today, i'll catch you later Sam, oh wait hold on you wanna come bowling with me and Sean tonight? Yea ill come pick you up at 7, alright Jim i will see you later"
I will give you a thousand bucks if i can fuck you
"Hey Brad, Janet and i are making dinner reservations for Saturday night at La Boucherie. would you and Susan like to accompany us?"
come in
Thanks for returning that thing you borrowed
"Oh I'd love to Amanda, but I have a surgery scheduled for the entire day unfortunately. Fingers crossed little Jimmy will finally be free of his brain tumour. Such a fighter that one."
welcome to the family
here's your paycheck
sauce on the hot girl in OP's pic?
lost
Google "average white redheaded woman"
"I love you dad!"
Our neighborhood sure is nice!
i think we should invest in another property
I feel so much safer with you here.
Hahahaha that's a fuckin tiny dick!
Queue the “oh, hey dad” replies.
Truth fuckin hurts nigger!!
Hello beautiful girlfriend, Please let me watch you fuck this giant black man while I hide in the closet and jerk myself off into one of my mothers socks.
Damn you are lame
Guess you won't be playing basketball for a living hey
The hum of running electricity; the rhythm of running water.
"I'm speaking to you through a radio frequency programmed specifically to be only heard by people with light skin pigmentation. The Zalturvians are attacking through the Baader-Meinhoff asteroid field! Flee before it's too late! And tell the black people, because they can't hear this!"
I'm... not sure I understand this game, guys.
I think we should end it i have no feelings for you anymore. Im sorry you can keep everything in the house. I just take some clothes with me and i will sleep at my friends place. Jamal is a nice guy he will let me stay with him until i have my own apartment.
Sorry mane, my godbrother's black. I wouldn't take back those words if I had a gun to my head and my nuts impaled individually.
lol fukin crakas go suk a dik
congrats your new home loan is approved
nice shot
what language is that, finnish? lots of ks with missing cs.
you're hired !
"Well you see John is away this weekend and Duncan is still sick so, what I'm going to do is I will call Peter and tell him to come down and he will be more than happy to fix your refrigerator mmmmkay ? Alright bye now Sandy, okay, haha, okay now, alright, bye."
What's wrong with dating your cousin?
I am going to let you off with a warning, this time.
Now that you're 18, this is no longer your home.
“I’m gonna let you go with a warning”
you have an honest face
no, you paid for the last round of drinks, i'll get this one
Kek
Do you want to go swimming with Dad?
Let’s go swimming
No I don’t want fried chicken tonight, let’s have Chinese instead
Really? That's it? It's like... the length and width of a french fry
3 felonies? 60 days.
you matter to me and are a valuable member of this society
A black man actually did steal my bike
You're free to go sir
wow didn't expect you never been in prison
>you're approved.
>you're receiving an award for all that you've done to help your community.
>thank you.
Fuck you for making me read this with my eyes
congratulations for winning an oscar/nobel price
i consent to have sex with me
you've never so much as had a speeding ticket have you?
Words like "question" spoken like they're written, instead of "quesssshhhhin".
Here is the code to the nuclear bomb bunker.
True, but don't fool yourself, 99.9999% of you fucktards will never hear that regardless of your race.
“Thanks for your purchase, here’s your receipt.”
here's the keys, look after the place while i'm gone
I dont have any stds either
You didn’t get the diversity scholarship
a lot of completely derpy posts in the thread, for example >Say things white people get to hear
>get to hear
>implying black police don't give warnings.
can you not hear yourself speak?
Thanks for looking after my bike while I was in the store
You are hired.
Here is your check for the starting bonus and moving package
You going to our 10 year HS reunion?
Best one so far.
>Thank you for doing (insert something productive)
>Good job
>You're promoted
>You're hired
>You are not a POS
>Beating your GF is never the answer, you took the right decision
>I am so happy you don't have STD
>That drug you sold me was really good
>I love doing business with you
>You're so clever `
>You smell good
I could go on for days..
i must confess that im surprised: en.wikipedia.org
"Hello, here is your nobel prize for anything not literature or peace related"
(i don't count W.Arthur Lewis, as he was a pajeet)