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>op was a fag
>he got AIDS and died

Hey retard, you have to contribute to these when you make them.

OP lets his dog knot his ass

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>be me 6 feet dude wife's 4'10 80 lbs
>married 10 years need something new in sex
> living in a condo, summer night windows open
> decide time to fist the girl
> work my way in 2 hours and tons of Vaseline
> wife's noisy nrighbors close their windows
> asks if hand's fully in.
> i say yes she cums ans squezes the hell outa my poor hand
> hand's aches, totally worth it.
> I'm happy, fall asleep without cumming.

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

sauce on gif?

>15
>lil sis is 13
>she brings friends over
>one of whom is 12
>knew she liked me, so i took her away and kissed her
>she grabs my dick
>"user, ive never done this, but i want to."
>have sex with her for about 5 time until she moved school and lost touch with my sis
Best sex.

>be taking a shower
>wash ass with shower head
>little spray of hot water shoots up my hole
>feelsgoodman
>do it some more
>couple of wet farty bubbles squeak out
>get hard
>push shower head up my ass and spray boiling water on prostate
>balls starting to twitch
>suddenly I'm ejaculating semen and diarrhea
>boiling diarrhea shooting from my mouth and nose
>bathroom flooded with septic half-digested food and semen
>sister comes in, starts writhing on the floor massaging stinking semen mix into her vagina
>don't you ever knock?
>she starts giving birth to puppies
>every puppy has my face

>be 13
>Have huge crush on girl for a year
>Sit near her all the time
>When i make jokes, she always laughs
>One day I take her to this spot on campus at lunch
>Touch her boob
>She takes her shirt off
>I take my pants off
>she sucks my dick
>i start fucking her while she blows me
>I came in her pussy and her mouth at the same time man

>fucking random girl I met in bar
>blond hair, white dress
>she tells me to put it in her ass
>fucking her good
>"I'm gonna cum!!!"
>she turns her head, looks at me
>it's Jesus

>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculate boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds

Jeez, must cost you a fortune in shoes.

>be 15 years old
>on school trip to a fucking zoo
>animals and so forth
>go in elephant house
>oh god it smells so fucking bad
>stench of elephant shit is burning the back of my throat
>feel something grab my waist
>elephant picks me up with its trunk
>srsly wtf
>forces me up another elephant's vagina
>for no good reason I get naked
>walking round inside elephant's womb
>holy shit my sister is in here too
>suddenly everything starts shaking
>look out of hole in cervix, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out
>we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside
>feelsgoodman
>it's throbbing and pulsing
>hot steaming semen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison
>I punch my sister in the tits for a laugh
>she is so turned on
>massaging elephant cum into each other while I punch her tits and kick her in the cunt
>we're still in there
>zookeepers push sandwiches up elephant's cunt for us
>we have wireless internet in here

>home alone with younger sister
>get a bit drunk/stoned together
>time for bed, she asks if she can sleep in my bed to keep warm
>worms start dripping out of her asshole
>oh god this is awful
>floods of cockroaches crawling out of her cunt
>I'm running round the room naked, stamping on roaches
>follow them down to the kitchen
>they're collecting last night's half-eaten spaghetti
>they carry it upstairs and start forcing spaghetti into my sister's vagina and anus
>she is bloated with roach nests and leaking tomato sauce from every orifice
>her nipples turn into meatballs
>I'm ejaculating a constant stream of warm Béchamel sauce over her Parma ham pissflaps
>suddenly wake up in Italian restaurant
>I just fucked my dinner
>worst day ever

...

wait wtf

Posted this before
>A time when gf was working away. At the end of the weekends I used to drive her to her rented room then drive back to our flat.
>Driving gf to her room from weekend at parents
>no sex all weekend - both of us itching for it
>on these occasions we'd fuck in the car in quiet area round the corner from the house she rooms in
>stop, park up, start kissing
>I move both driver and passenger seats fully back to give room
>she removes jeans and underwear
>I'm in passenger seat
>she's kneeling facing me, straddling transmission tunnel
>I open her shirt (she was braless) fondle and kiss her
>I'm fingering her and rubbing clit; she's breathing heavy and very wet; I'm diamonds
>she unzips my jeans, moves back to give herself some room
>stops suddenly, little gasp, eyes go wide
car was manual with tallish gearlever - she accidentally sat back onto cold gear knob
>look of shock gives way to wicked grin
>starts gyrating hips; hips start to inch lower
>she starts rocking her hips, rising and falling a little, smiling eyes locked onto mine - gearlever starts to slowly vanish from view
>I watch, fascinated, as she gently works the gearlever into herself, biting her lip and softly moaning - best floorshow ever
>eventually she's virtually sitting on her haunches, gearlever fully home
>smiles at me wickedly, softly breathes "mmmm, well this will do for me, now for you" and begins to stroke my rock-hard dick
>After a show like that I come in seconds, and she then proceeds to steadily and methodically fuck herself to orgasm on my gear lever.
>when she's finished and has her breath back she slowly rises and disengages from my car
>String of grool
>She kisses me and with a grin says "I've always liked this car"
>she puts on her jeans, pockets her underwear, picks up her overnight bags
>leans in through window, smiles and says "Careful you don't lose your grip when you change gear" then skips off to her rooms

Kek

If only she let you DP her :'(

>ok so my little sister and I were 14 and 15
>we were watching a movie
>land before time
>sis bendsover
>everybody walk the dinasour

> land before
> what time?
> ;P

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Not really practical with a gear lever - She'd have to face the opposite way and I'd probably have to remove the windscreen

I can give you more greentext about her doing anal though, if interested

Yes please do!

OK. Two parts. Basically true story
>Gf and I were downstairs at her parents house.
>She had a single bedroom; I sleep on sofa
>Her parents had gone to bed, so being quiet was essential.
>We often got cushions off sofa for quiet, slow, gentle sex before bed
>I was feeling unusually horny, as was she
>No idea what raised the subject, but we were kissing and groping and ended up talking about anal
>Neither of us had ever done it before, but had discussed it as a possibility
>We were both curious
>To my surprise, she's up for it. Tonight
>"Need lube" I say
>She says she has a tube of antiseptic cream in handbag because of a grazed elbow
>This should work; smooth, slippery and good if tissues get sore
>Right. Serious kissing and fondling. She gets wet
>Cushions off sofa while she gets undressed
>She hands me tube of cream and lies face-down on cushions,
>Open tube, lube her ass and my cock
>I kneel behind, leaning forward
>Hold dick tip on her little virgin starfish
>"You sure?" I whisper
>"Mmmhmm"
>"You ready? Let me know if you want me to stop or pull out"
>"Mmm-hmm. Go easy"
>hold dick steady with a hand and gently start to ease cock in
>Slipping off target, "No!" from underneath; reset and restart
>Head finally starts to enter
>I'm about to bust an anal cherry

...

2
>small whimpers and grunts (I am not thin)
>head pops in, soft "mmmmmph" sound from under me, I'm still concentrating and pushing slowly and gently
>"You OK?"
>"It's OK. Don't take it out"
>"Keep qiuiet" I warn her, pushing in a little more
>Gently ease dick in, pausing when she tenses up, then pushing a little more whren she relaxes
>She seems to be having fun
>About a quarter of the way in, dick is stable, can remove steadying hand
>gently I pull out a little and gently push hips forward
>she moans "Ohhhh fuuuuck"
>I gently thrust a few more times, slightly deeper each time
>Another moan; then suddenly and unexpectedly and she thrusts her hips back to meet me
>I'm balls-deep in one. She grunts
>And then she starts moving; she starts thrusting her hips like her life depends on it
>Fuckmethisisgood
>Moans and grunts getting loader
>"Shhhh" I hiss in her ear and put my hand over her mouth
>She's thrusting like crazy, full length, balls deep - it's all I can do to stay on and in
>"Take it easy" I whisper in her ear "you'll hurt yourself"
>More grunting and wild thrusting
>She bites my hand to muffle a scream and nearly draws blood
>She's thrusting like a pro; I going to cum and nothing I can do. The sensation of her ass and her bucking hips is glorious
>She cums; deep shuddering orgasm; moans into my hand
>Feeling her cum and hearing her moan pushes me over the edge; I also cum, balls-deep in her ass
>We lie there for a minute, stunned. I start to shrink in her
>I reach for handkerchief so she can clean up
>She kisses me and, with handkerchief clamped to ass, waddles off upstairs
>I lie on cushions, in a dazed, post orgasm glow, not believing what just happened
My first anal was pretty damn good

you funny americans with your amusing age of consent laws

i really, really liked those stories. thanks for sharing faggot.

background: after lust of first time wore off, wife only tolerated anal occasionally and always at my initiation, but when we do it she enjoys it and cums. I'm pretty girthy so it requires time and lots of lube
>we’re lying in bed one weekend morning, getting ready to start the day
>wife goes into shower first
>she comes out, dries herself, gets back into bed and starts making out with me
>things getting frisky and I'm now all set for some pre-breakfast nookie
>wife gives me a cheeky grin, goes into spoon position (she small spoon)
>she turns head and carries on kissing me
>I’m nibbling the side of her neck, fondling her tits and stroking her pussy
>she’s appreciatively rocking and moving her hips

2
>the tip of my rock-hard cock ends up between her butt-cheeks
>she stops moving, raises an eyebrow and softly goes “ooooh” and then moves position slightly
>starts gently gyrating her hips
>smiles at me as she starts to work her ass on the tip of my cock
>I’m surprised as I feel the tip start to inch into her ass, so I reach down and hold my cock steady
>her smile gets wider and she looks at me, saying nothing, and starts gently working her ass against my now-stable cock
>she starts moving her hips round in circles, with a little pull forward and push back at the end of each circle
>with a look of deep concentration on her face she carries on with this routine
>each time she pushes back a little more than she pulled forward
>I can feel my dick move a little deeper into her ass each time she pushes back
>In a while I’m far enough in that I can release my cock, so I reach round and start stroking her pussy and clit
>she keeps moving her hips: circle, pull-push; circle, pull-push
>when I’m about two thirds into her ass she stops, grins again and says “Well I think that’ll do, don’t you?”
>without waiting for a response she kisses me and begins to thrust and gyrate her hips
>she’s now moaning and starting to move a little more urgently
>I’m just lying there, keeping my hips still, letting her do the work
>she starts cumming hard and it's all I could do not to slam the rest of my dick home
>orgasm over, she stops moving and gets her breath back
>I'm still half-buried in her ass
>mischievous grin, she says “Your turn” kisses me passionately and starts more hip gyrations and thrusts
>I soon come buckets into her ass – glorious orgasm
>she kisses end of my nose and says "Now look what you've done – I need to clean up again"
>she gently disengages from my rapidly-shrinking cock and heads back into the shower
>best anal ever, totally unexpected and initiated by her
to this day I still don't know how she did that without lube

not the best sex but still today i find that story hilarious
> went to a hooker
> age about 30-35
> still fit and very small (around 1,60m)
> pretty normal Sex mostly
> but she was pretty bad at sucking cock
> she just sucked the top (glans | sounds weird in english)
> i don't like when only the top of my cock is getting sucked because then i have the urge to pee
> i told her to do a better blowjob
> but still only top sucking
> peed in her mouth
> she swallowed all
> ok weird. But she hasn't complained so we keep going
> then normal fuck
> went back to the other room to get dressed
> realised she got a young child because that little shit climped out of the crib and was grabbing my leg
> weird as fuck but still good sex
> she was rly tight

Nice story, I took my ex's anal virginity in a similar way:

>in long distance relationship
>gf visits every weekend
>usually fuck on sofa
>one night go to pub with friends and both get quite drunk
>come home late, parents in bed
>usually finger her ass while we fuck so decide to go on better tonight
>get on top of her & start fingering her
>slide fingers into her ass
>clearly loving it so I ask if she wants me cock in there
>she nods so I flop it out and start pushing it in her ass
>tightest thing ever, cock is diamonds
>start slowly pumping whilst playing with her
>never seen her in so much pleasure
>last around 2 minutes before filling her ass up with cum
>from then on she only asked for anal
>current gf won't let me near her ass

someone actually did a voiceover version of one of them, I was so proud

youtube.com/watch?v=I19lVVK44GA

Really don't have the time to greentext. If there is another thread like this up later, I'll share it then. But basically I met a mid 40's housewife divorcee. I met her through World of Warcraft when I was 17. My beard and height made me look 19-20. We live in the same state. I drove to her for "drinks". One thing led to another. She took my virginity, and pretty much set the stage for the fetishes and sex kinks I have today.

She moved to another state but not before introducing me to her friend. (Early 30's)That was another sexual adventure. She then introduced me to her friend's daughter who was around 25 (I was actually 20 at this point). She also plays WoW but was a female NEET with social anxiety. The 3 of us ended as fuck partners. More often than not the 30 something liked watching as me and fem-NEET fucked out brains out. She'd occasionally help by gently squeezing my balls or licking my ass as we got more comfortable with each other.

TL;DR
I was essentially nothing more than a sentient fuck toy for 3 different older women. Like I said, actual green texts later if this or another thread like it is up.
Breaks over

>be me
>18, about to have surgery that I possibly won't survive
>the will is strong to lose my v card
>download meetme, make a spiffy profile
>flirt with loads of girls from my area
>one that used to go to school w me hit me up
>shityes.iso
>she trusts me because of an incident at school
>couple hours into chat she tells me she'll pick me up if I want
>fuckyes.tk
>get to her house, realize she's really into dick because dick paintings on all walls
>she asks what I do to pass time
>callofduty.nolife
>she wraps her arms around me like in the movies
>4 years of improv didn't serve me wrong
>I go with the flow as good as it gets when you have no fucking clue what's going on
>let's play ghost recon advanced warfighter, she says
>mfw she knows a really good and really old game and she owns it
>we play, I see that she's played the whole campaign but her stats sucked
>I improve the fuck out of her stats
>she starts getting bored when she realized I literally nolife games
>she invites me upstairs
>definite sex scene happening
>trying to arouse her, trying to foreplay, she's encouraging me by moaning
>going with the flow, all of the sudden I'm inside her
>I remember sex tips from a porn I watched many years ago
>chewing on my tongue discreetly got me to last about 15 minutes
>I was exhausted 5 min in but this isn't something you just pause
>finish in her, in condom, knowing she takes birth control
>i spent 5 days at her house, loads of sex
>we were friends for a few weeks but ended up getting blocked for being disrespectful

we are 3 years later now and I have a kid with the girl I met a few months after her. I've been in love for the past two years and 3 months