Papu Gomez has been found dead, and racist messages have been found near the scene of the crime edition
Saturday, 22 April
>18:00 Atalanta 3 - 2 Bologna
>20:45 Fiorentina 5 - 4 Inter Milan
Sunday, 23 April
>12:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
>15:00 Udinese - Cagliari
>15:00 Sampdoria - Crotone
>15:00 Lazio - Palermo
>15:00 Chievo - Torino
>15:00 Milan - Empoli
>20:45 Juventus - Genoa
Monday, 24 April
>20:45 Pescara - Roma
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>Papu Gomez has been found dead, and racist messages have been found near the scene of the crime edition
JUST subedition
top cuck
when is sphinter going to blame >rube
hey dude, can u give this guy some advices
Sure
At least change it to Euro's instead of GBP
original maker here, cant use photoshop for shit sorry
Ausbro is our official Pepe provider, we'll task him when he pays a visit
it's ok, >we changed the currency to pay alexis sanchez
I'm off to bed now, but if you post some templates, I'll have a go at it. Going to have to disassemble the microscope so I'll have a bunch of time to fill.
After all, JJs are the club of the world now
Good night Dutchbro
Atalanta stop winning please, you're not gonna take EL seriously anyways. Let Lazio and Milan get 4th and 5th.
cazz ngul
wew
>inter
>Red Bull is interested in buying Genoa
damn, that's anti-nostaligc as fuck
SASSUOLO (4-3-3): Consigli, Lirola, Cannavaro, Acerbi, Dell’Orco; Pellegrini, Sensi, Duncan; Berardi, Defrel, Ragusa. All.: Eusebio Di Francesco.
NAPOLI (4-3-3): Reina, Hysaj, Albiol, Koulibaly, Strinic; Allan, Jorginho, Hamsik; Callejon, Insigne, Mertens. All.: Maurizio Sarri
>Dell’Orco
Top 10 memes that went too far
Wait, really? So pic related wasn't a joke?
nope, it may actually happen
>serie A
>two matches already played
>still no tactical 0-0
What is this bullshit?
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Hey, Luigis.
How do you pronounce the first line of the refrain in your anthem?
From what I hear in examples, it's something like "stringiamcia a coorte", as opposed to what the text actually is?
i know right?
fucking peasants and their """entertainment"""
Well, the correct way to pronounce it is "Stringiamci a coorte", leaving the "o" in "stringiamoci" out.
It sounds better if you think about it, but people usually say "stringiamoci" instead
Also, "coorte" is different too, so the wrong way sounds like "stringiamoci a corte", that has a similiar sound to the original phrase, but it's still wrong
So they kind of drag the "ci" into the "a"? Again, I'm only going off of players singing the anthem, that's sort of what it sounds.
How do you even do "stringiamoci" syllable-wise to keep the tact?
similar, it's "stringamci a coorte"
"stringiamci" is a contracted, poetic form of "stringiamoci", let us unite
"coorte" is a roman military formation (cohors)
strin-giam-ci/a-co-orte
many sing it as
strin-gia-mo-ci/aco-rte, which is wrong
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Ahh, so it's split into stringiamcia-co-orte, that's what put me off, I didn't think there was a pause between the two "o"'s
exactly
it's actually a very common mistake in Italy as well, coorte is a very unusual world while corte is extremely common and would make somewhat sense in the context of the anthem
If you have the base, you can hear it's pretty much like:
"Stringiam-ci a co-orte" (keep in mind that, grammatically soeaking, is not the correct syllabaction, but it's more a way to show you how the phrase goes with the base)
Or
"Stringia-moci a cor-te" in the wrong way (and if you try it, you'll see why, even if it's wrong, the rhythm still keeps the same)
I think I get it now. I guess I now know more text of your anthem than of my own.
I'm curious about one thing: do other countries clean their plate with bread once they've finished eating ("scarpetta") or it's just an Italian thing?
..when the opportunity arises, I suppose?
We don't usually do that, but if there's bread and something to soak up on the plate, I guess we do too.
Only if it's soup otherwise never.
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Mertens scored btw
1-1 Berardi with a perfect assist by Hamsik
>Hamshit
pioli out
simeone in
Mertens' 1-0
Berardi's goal from le rolled down socks man's assist
Anyone else /5-4-1/ here?
>letting Mertens score with an header
embarassing
kek, what the fuck was he thinking
>dat hamsik assist
lol
>Napolel
>CHIEVO: Sorrentno; De Paoli, Spolli, Dainelli, Frey; Castro, Radovanovic, Hetemaj; Birsa; Inglese, Pellissier
TORINO: Hart; De Silvestri, Rossettini, Moretti, Avelar; Aquah, Baselli; Iago Falque, Ljajic, Boyé; Belotti
>LAZIO: Strakosha; Wallace; De Vrij; Hoedt; Felipe; Parolo; Biglia; Milinkovic; Lulic; Keita; Immobile
PALERMO: Posavec; Sunjic; Gonzalez; Goldaniga; Rispoli; Gazzi; Jajalo; Sallai; Morganella; Lo Faso;Nestorovski
>SAMPDORIA: Puggioni, Berenzyski, Silvestre, Skriniar, Dodò; Barreto, Torreira, Praet; Bruno Fernandes; Quagliarella, Schick
CROTONE: Cordaz; Rosi, Ceccherini, Ferrari, Martella; Rhoden, Barberis, Crisetig, Nalini;Trotta, Falcinelli
>MILAN (4-3-3): Donnarumma, Calabria, Zapata, Paletta, De Sciglio, Pasalic, Sosa, Mati Fernandez, Suso, Lapadula, Deulofeu
EMPOLI (4-3-1-2) Skorupski, Laurini, Bellusci, Barba, Pasqual, Mauri, Diousse, Croce, El Kaddouri, Thiam, Michedlidze
>UDINESE (4-4-2): Karnezis, Angella, Danilo, Badu, Zapata, De Paul, Jankto, Hallfredsson, Widmer, Felipe, Thereau (not in order)
CASTEDDU (4-3-1-2) Rafael, Bruno Alves, Isla, Joao Pedro, Barella, Borriello, Sau, Murru, Deiola, Salamon, Tachtsidis (not in order)
Pretty boring Sunday evening desu
Also 2-1 Sassuolo with Mazzitelli
>Napolel
if the Milano clubs dont get they shit toghet Juve will win the league every year till the end of the world
>naplel
based sasol
someone explain me why, with this schedule, Roma needed to play on Monday night
who the fuck would they even take attention from?
wew
return of milik
Based Milik
Mazzitelli's 2-1 goal for /ourguys/ Sassuolo
>needing refball to tie with Sassuolo
Milik's 2-2 goal, Poles truly are the bad guys
Napoli need a new keeper, Reina is so fucking shit
i take that back, he's onside
who the fuck is that lazy cunt
nice offside
le
>offside line man
What refball?
i thought it was offside too but the guy near the corner keeps him onside
The fag in the upper left corner keeps him onside.
Fuck that guy near the corner. What the fuck is He doing.
onside
>trying to memedefend a corner
Italy why
Refball
LOL
So who's buying Mertens in the summer?
looks like it hit his head desu sempai
that Sassuolo player was so lazy that he tried to campuflaged himself with the green of the field
still can't figure out if cannavaro touched with the hand
inter will buy him 60 million yuros and then bench him
no one, he's about to sign until 2022
League table as of now
>reina
can da mafiosi avoid relegation?
>Juve will win the league every year till the end of the world
bes timeline
wich one? They are all mafiosi in the relegation zone
dude, mafiosi have 80 points
noone, he's too old to bring in big $$$ for De Laurenjewis so he'll just renew
the ruckus concerning his new contract is just the usual media puppet show De Laurentis puts up everytime he has to spend any money
only 3 teams get relegated m8, not 20
I thought Crotone wouldn't even try to hide it
mathematically it's impossible for inter to get relegated this season
i hope next season they will
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hopefully, i know they are shady but at least they have fans, unlike Empooli
Crotone is literally owned by a guy under investigation for associazione mafiosa though
I thought Inter was fighting for Champions League...
hey, they won the treble
too busy being the anti-Juve mate