WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO KILL LUKE SKYWALKER???? IT LITERALLY MAKE NO SENSE. YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE MOVIE YOU PICES OF SHIT
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WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO KILL LUKE SKYWALKER???? IT LITERALLY MAKE NO SENSE...
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He was old
WHY DON'T WE KILL INDIANA JONES NEXT THEN HA???
>WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO KILL LUKE SKYWALKER????
It's a fucking film, get out of the fucking basement you self entitled cunt
pretty sure you just made this thread to ruin the movie for people OP.
I didn't hate it, in all. Genuinely surprised by some twists and the art direction was great. 6.5/10
The thing is, they didn't really kill him off. Yoda was in it, wasn't he? Ben Kenobi's death was hardly the end of him. I think you kinda missed the point.
You mad about Luke? What about the fuckery they did with Darth Caedus (kylo Ren)
>it's another pretend to care about star wars while knowing nothing about star wars thread
STAR WARS RUNS IN MY BLOOD MY MOTHER AND FATHER HAD SEX AFTER WATCHING STAR WARS 3
He’s not dead, just one with the force like Yoda and Obi-Wan...
NOT ANY KIND BUT THE ONE THAT RESULTED BEGGINING OF MY CREATION
>WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO KILL LUKE SKYWALKER????
Did you even watch the film?
Yoda came back and cast fucking lightning, Luke can come back WHENEVER HE FUCKING PLEASES and interfere.
That would make you less than 12 years old.
He didn't even die you pleb he fucking ascended to the force or some shit.
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
The last jedi is a crappy movie all around, you can find plenty of articles about why it sucks
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Mark hamill is old
FROM 1983
sperg alert
>like my personal blog here
Fuck off shill.
jew shill kys
So you're 37 years old and sperging about a kids movie you were too dumb to understand on Sup Forums?
i dont think you comprehend time
>From 1983
Nigger its Episode VI
That was episode 6...
Don’t give me that nigger garbage. Unless they comeback and start fighting then they are dead.
Anyone remotely familiar with Star Wars (which to be fair, OP clearly isn't) would assume "star wars 3" meant "episode 3" not VI.
Force ghosts fighting has been a thing in EU for a while. TOR even has a Sith lord who's literally just a ghost that possesses people because he's too angery to die.
Lmao Yoda literally came back and summoned a bolt of lightning... what makes you think Luke wouldn’t be able to fight?
Yawn
Cause he's a fucking white male
Wowsers a bolt of lightning!! Not the same thing as being alive, just a backup plot device in case the writers stay lazy and invoke nostalgia. They might as well use time travel or some other gay shit.
FIRST THREE WERE FROM LATE 1970S AND EARLY 1980S I AM TALKING ABOUT THEM NOT THOSE AFTER
Disney movies are for little girls and faggots
luke isn't dead kid
he disapears like obiwan or yoda
didn't you saw yoda in this movie?
well,, stil a badly done movie anyway : /
too sad since ep 7 was great : (
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almost got to agree with this : /
>nigger?
YEAH REMEMBER WHEN YODA SHOT LIGHTNING BEFORE?
I know man!! They are really pulling out all the stops aren’t they?! He might even shoot 2 lighting bolts next time!!
Can we file a class action lawsuit against Disney if we prove they manipulated critics into giving the movie a good score? Holy shit, it was such an abortion of a movie, I don't see how anybody who is a fan of either Star Wars OR cinema in general could walk away with a positive opinion of that pile of trash
This is the last chance to see Luke Skywalker do something in a movie and Disney/Rian/Scriptwriters made the decision that he should attempt to kill his nephew (a child) in their sleep.
Is it any wonder the "fans" are angry at his treatment?
Can you file a class action lawsuit against your mom for not putting you in autism school?
>oh shit nigger
You're gonna have a good time at the next IJ movie.
>WHY WOULD HOLLYWOOD THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO KILL LUKE SKYWALKER????
Even worse, why the fuck did they kill Luke and leave Leia alive?
They had several opportunities to kill Leia off in a believable way or just write her out of the story, but no, they had to leave her in as a relatively important character, despite the actress being dead.
He should have.
If only they could see the future.
wow! some random numbers!
AMAZING!!!
Damn, just realized you're right. I didn't realize filming finished so long ago.
Ya seriously, all the people still calling ROJ Episode 3 are just in denial.
The prequels happened, they werent good, but they happened.
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could they have found an uglier azn for finns love interest?
I almost wish they'd gayed him off with poe
>could they have found an uglier azn for finns love interest?
He's a nigger, what'd you expect?
It's a children's movie you fucking milk drinker.
They killed star wars, but you're worried about luke?
Fuck Disney , sign the petition to make this shit non cannon
Jews make the prequels look bad because it's a christian story about a virgin birth
Star Wars is true Disney, a comedy with diversity and edge for the preteens/teens
Unless the last Jedi was your favorite movie then nobody fucked up your favorite movie. Original trilogy is still there. Don't be a queer.
Who calls it star wars 3?... poser faggot
Did you also fail to notice aside from the lightning, that Yoda physically knocked luck with his cane.. meaning they can interact with shit.
Turn off your caps faggot
Revenge of the Sith (I'm assuming that's what you mean by "star wars 3") came out in 2005.
>underage b&
Its likely they want to kill off old characters and replace them with new ones, as they can go down new story lines, meaning more movies after 9, meaning more $$$.
The core movies are referred to as "the skywalker saga" it makes sense that they want to do things other than Skywalker family movies after making 9 of them.
forget daddy didnt love me, akbar's death was the nail in the coffin for me. kill the minority male so a woman could be in charge
All Jedi die. Not all Jedi really live.
and a woman with unusually colored hair too. all she needed was the thick framed spectacles to complete the image
>unironically calling a space alien only known for being a meme a "minority male"
Where do these force ghosts go when they're not providing vague inspirational quotes to living Jedi? Do they just all hang out in Jedi Valhalla drinking mead or some shit? How do they know to come back when they're needed?
they reintegrate with the force, you dope
the force is what decides you need a swift kick in the ass in the form of a rebellion or your old mentor as a ghost
>it's god, mkay?
...
So... what are they doing when they're not "reintegrated?"
DUDE WHAT IF THE JEDI HERO DECIDED TO MURDER HIS SISTER'S SON IN HIS SLEEP?
DUDE I THINK THATS A GREAT IDEA.
ALSO LETS HAVE THE HEROINE WOMAN TURN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT AND CHOOSE THE DARK, SPASTIC, EMO MAN-CHILD WITH PSYCHOPATHIC TENDENCIES.
DUDE. THE JEWS WILL LOVE IT, LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!
ALSO LET'S BRING BACK YODA, HAVE LEIA FLY IN SPACE, AND KILL THE MAIN ENEMY WITH NO FANFARE OR EXPECTATION!
LMAO UR RIGHT
watching you masturbate
DId you forget the part where Luke can literally see the future and see people's force auras?
That's hot.
Star wars like other movies has completely gone to shit, it's a shame really.
Are you saying you like the prequels?
The WORST STAR WARS MOVIE OF ALL TIME. IT WAS WORSE THAN EATTING A TURD!!
people give abrams a lot of shit, but at least VII was entertaining. glad he's back for IX
OP why do you keep replying to yourself?
Who was Snoke tho. Literally zero backstory or any point to him being a thing at all.
The other guy is spot on. It kinda just sounds like you can't wrap your head around it. Thats not on the film maker, that's on you.
He was the executive producer of 8 so it's still more or less his failure.
You mean like the emperor in the OT? You know basically nothing about him if you only watch the original movies.
Prequels were by far better than this shit released.
All in all it was ok but I felt like thry set us up for some cool reveals in 7 with the whole "Who is Snoke, who is Reys parents, how powerful is Luke now" just to tell us to fuck off in 8.
incoming comics and novels will explain him while milking your cash teets
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This was made when 7 came out.
Enjoy or not.
Free Country and what not.
No not like that at all, did they kill the emporer in Empire Strikes Back?
All you little bitches crying about the movie are the same ones that would have whined all day when Vader revealed he was Luke's father in empire if there had been internet.
Does that make the Sith the space Jews?
Palpatine got 2 movies...same as snoke..
it's not disneys idea, mark hamill hates the new movies and wanted to get out of them. same with harrison ford (and sir alex guiness in episode 4 who said he "can't go on reading these banal lines).
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That is both incorrect and not worth replying to any further.
Roasting your childhood hero is the entire point. Man bad, woman good. White bad, brown good. The dead horse beating will continue everything you like has been remade without anyone who looks like you. You will then be asked to like all of it anyway and if you don't you will be told it's because there's no character who looks like you and the fact everything was slowly paved over just to create that situation will be totally ignored in an intellectually dishonest fashion.
1. Spoiler-Faggot.
2. "No one can die from E4-6"-retard
3. All on board the E8 hate train! It's the hype! You probably got a fidget spinner, havent you?
I'm pretty sure Disney ruined the movie, NOT OP.