Dick rate thread
Dick rate thread
damn sorry man
" Pikemen! To the ready! "
what the fuck
pikachu I choose you
what's that green thing in your pubes?
a caterpillar?
The spice must flow
Is that a wart? Wtf? That thing looks like Earthworm Jim.
is that a fucking dikon radish?
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Watch this plebs.
this is shopped
i can tell because pixels
That is from an alien galaxy/10
This concerns me greatly, that filename and no reverse image search results.
user, what happened to your dick?
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he has worms living in his pubes
My mother used to drink alcohol when she was pregnant...fucking bitch.
She's dead btw.
he was chopping jalapenos, piece fell in there
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhahahahahahahah what the fuckkkkkkkkk! I want to put it on a hook at the end of my fishing pole!
My actual dick. No more le funny may mays. Lets get down to buisness.
Dude - Kill it!!!!
good for trout
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That looks good through my magnifying glass.
Get that fucking booger out of your pubes
Get me everytime
>this thread
>mfw
What in the fuck even IS that thing?!?
Rudolph with your penis so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight
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Jingle balls jingle balls
rock…
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FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, STOP
ITT: Anons find images online of photoshopped penises that look like worms
Kek
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lol
Fungus/10
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what a powerful erection :O
those arteries must be very clean
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MERRY CHRISTMAS ANONS
You are doing flashlights wrong.
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Loch Ness dick/10
i died
Is that a cobra in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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This has guy deffo played submarine in the bath tub with his erect penis as the little periscope
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how can this happen? i mean from a medical point of view. how is it possible, even a common curved dick... is it caused by a trauma? i know there IS something inside that bends it, but i don't understand the primary cause
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gtfo
This whole thread just makes me thankful to God I have a normal penis. For those who have not been so decently endowed, I pray for you. For those who mangle themselves beyond recognition, you are the worst kind of worst kind; you trigger a kind of cringe in me that not even the unholiest of the furries, bronies, Rick and Morty fans, and FNA tards can elicit combined.
For shame, anons. For shame.
tfw
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The second one may have been caused by a very short frenulum
Wtf
well, that will leave a stain on the carpet....
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>the thread
>people actually have dicks like this
god has a cruel sense of humor.
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its a cum rag that gets tossed every month
That looks like an aborted chicken fetus
None of these dicks have truly been terrible, I need to see worse.
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What the fuck, why not use tissues or toilet paper?
What kind of cruel vindictive god would give a man a Flesh Cheeto instead of a penis
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Guys this dude is probably dead and the picture is on an autopsy table. Maybe thats his dick flaccid, which is still fucked up but he looks real dead.
Isn't that special
>rigor mortis =/= hard dick
because his mom does the laundry for him so he doesn't have to deal with it.
why is it fuzzy like that, it looks like its covered in spiders silk at the tip
My sides hahahah
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its harder to keep all your cum on a tissue
mama mia
To jest potwór z lochness mój tata kazał mi go szukać w wannie
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looks like a deformed witches finger
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Not sure what this guy's hang up is
He is fapping with a tool that should have killed him...
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