This super sheltered grill who was apparently homeschooled her whole life by bible thumpers (freshman friend of mine's...

This super sheltered grill who was apparently homeschooled her whole life by bible thumpers (freshman friend of mine's dorm mate) is obsessed with me because I'm a bartender and gave her free drinks the other week, and she keeps hitting me up. Dubs decides what I say

Ask her to marry you.

curious what else you haven't done yet

grrr so close

We should go see a movie sometime.

hurry faggots, I'm banking on you to get me some virgin pussy for the first time since HS

that's not how you play 20 questions, you stupid person

"I wonder what other things you have no idea about"

came here to say this

fag

wannnnnaa zuk mah dick?

>and I think it's adorable you didn't know that already
even fucking more cringe-worthy than a girl homeschooled by bible fags
gj user

How many months pregnant are you?

So...do you like hobbies?

After every question just casually mention that you have a super strong anal sphincter. Like an unnaturally strong asshole

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Do you know what snowballing is?

I don't think she got the 4/20 reference

friend, I've been here for 12 years...

I can spare some time to tell some damn guy he doesn't know how t o play 20 Qs.

is it your dad's?

How many minutes until you send me a picture of your breasts?

How many niggers have you fucked you fat whore?

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If you wanted fresh new pussy maybe you wouldn't actually make this thread.

Anyway.
Is dubs ask her if she's a virgin.

on a virgin bible-child this will actually probably work.

W-winrar?

kys

Well that's gonna be a weird thing for him to say

Reroll

I like to suck on hairy balls

Eating ass is my specialty

Nah man, has the right idea right here

I once killed a homeless guy and raped his corpse

Send me a picture of your teeth. I have a study I'm doing.

That's some gay shit. Make it decent

I need your help in overcoming my habit of self-abuse.

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>if you could be a werewolf or a vampire which would you be

Run OP

I like raping kids

read me bible verses while youre slobberin on my cock

Me horny long time

This would be better if we were choosing the questions OP but good luck?

Thank God I can finally jack off.

WINRAR

# visible

>werewolf
>vampire
Abort mission OP.

"depends, which one would you take home at the end of the day?"

I eat cheesy dick for breakfast

WINRAR!!

Dubs declare it!

Not bad

Hello (970) 987-3006

A werewolf, 'cause I've an incredible beast in my pants... Ever wanted to play an adult game of Little Red Riding Hood?

WINRAR

You look stupid .....Wana fuck?

is it gay to look at pics of jesus while fapping?

Lemme at that assbutt girl

ITT we watch OP awkwardly try to pick up some bitch while ignoring our dubs

Mr. Scrumptingbluss, is it true that you posted the phrase "I like raping kids" in the Sup Forums imageboard this past December? I remind you, you are under oath.

Oh shit her number is on there hahahaha

rollin

"I'm actually a Scientologist. I think you would like it - want to go check it out this weekend?'

Fucking dumbass, everyone here knows OP is larping

Take your pick OP

so, you have to shrink yourself down to the mentality of a younger person because she was sheltered all of her life? don't corrupt her too much, OP. show her a good time. maybe get her high for the first time? most important thing. be yourself. that means DONT be a beta faggot and dont act like a faggot tough guy. especially if you live in the boonies. if you live in the boonies, you'll get major street cred for making a church girl fall in love with you. everyone will know who you are because everyone in a small town goes to the same church. she'll tell all her church buddies and shit.

kek

You gotta do this OP

Ask her if she wants to come over and watch a movie. Chick is clearly ready to jump your brains when she walks in the door.

please nobody harrass that poor girl now...

rerollin

ask her to take off her panties and taste them for you, since you're not there to do it yourself.

Weak b8

First come, first serve

>major street cred

>werewolf
>vampire

im so sorry...

"I feel I should be straightforward with you, I dabbled into the occult all of my teen years..."

Oh nooo user!

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

"why don't you come look at them in person"

YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU HAVE BROKEN SACRED LAW

10/10 user, well fucking done

OHHHHH shit.

Now it gets interesting.

lame

>F-F-FUCKED

OH SNAP


Really tho OP, we're like legally obligated to fuck with you if you mess like this. It's on the rulebook that was tattooed on Moot's left asscheek.

you're really an asshole, I hope you rot in hell

"Can I fuck you anally?"

RIP

Can confirm

OP, ya dun goofed

the consequences will never be the same

Fuckin kek

FUCKING RIP

winrar

Looks like we got a white knight here
Round of applause everyone

Wheres OP at? you dumbass...

you're not god, you're just the bottom of the bottom forum of the entire internet.

this is why I keep my power level down IRL and dont go posting convos on here. you fags ruin everything.

QUICK, some one tell her that that guy is in a sex cult and is looking to drug and rape her

It was OPs own fault for not blocking out the number

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