If Trump had a strain of weed, what would it be called?

If Trump had a strain of weed, what would it be called?

Probably drumpf because only retarded libshits smoke weed

Trump brand weed.
What were the steaks called?
What was the board game called?
What is the clothing line called?
Fuckin stupid ass questions

Trumpapple Express haha I love that movie xD 420 right dudes?

Trump Weed strains
Gold plated toilet
Make Sativa Great Again
America High First
Malania in the Sheets
Toupee Poofay
Dank to the Trump Bank

It's quality would be about par with this

Lies.

Bulltrump. All smoke and not kick.

'cept those all failed

Pussy Grade Weed

it's as pathetic as he is

And in Messican no less! Ain't that a great big MAGA.

Let me tell you something, this is the greatest weed in the history of...maybe ever. A lot of people don't know this, that weed is grown in sometimes fields and other places like that. The name of this new weed is...y'know, I think a lot of people will be surprised at this, I was surprised myself when I thought of it, and it's gonna be great, believe me!

Would it be in a box like this?

What if I told you that Mexico is IN America

Oregano

The very best, most terrific top quality phonics known to man.

Retards anonymous

Presidential OG

"Stupid Fuck"

Trump OG is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the infamous OG Kush X Presidential OG. Even if you didn’t vote for him, don’t let that cloud your judgment on this giggle-inducing bud! Its super high 20.5% average THC level and myriad of head and body effects will change how you view our president elect. Trump OG is a creeper, sneaking up on you and taking you completely by surprise with a heavy sedative effect. As you are dropped into a state of sleepy relaxation, your mind will fall into a deep introspection that leaves you spacey and distant with no hope of focus. However, you may suddenly become talkative and giggly, laughing at anything and nothing in particular. Eventually you’ll fall into a heavy sleepy state that can easily pull you into a deep sleep. With these effects and its high THC level, Trump OG is the perfect bud for killing the effects of insomnia, chronic pain, migraines or headaches, and fatigue. Trump OG has a musky fruity flavor with hints of sweet citrus and herbs and an extremely smooth exhale. The aroma is of pungent lemony citrus and spicy herbs. Trump OG buds have super sticky fluffy forest green grape-shaped long thin orange hairs and a coating of tiny amber colored crysta

мapихyaнa

The biggest strain. The best strain

Session's Choice

i dont care about the name

id just buy it

Ivanta fuck ivanka

Orange Dream

Fake Nugz

Grabbed Pussy

What if I told you to SHUT THE FUCK UP

#NotMyWees

Tom Cruise

Whity american highness aka Very best amazing dream

i would fuck my own daughter

Ivanka's Tits

The russians tell me so

Your point is what exactly? That you remember 4th grade geography despite your constant weed induced haze?

Lockerup

And? Weed strains are impervious to failure by nature?

...

>implying that market can even handle toilet paper in it's plumbing

Nazia Racisto

Because he’s literally hitler!

No hay por qué dudarte.

Maybe HorseTrump will be the first strain to declare bankruptcy.

never tried weed in his life confirned

(That is truly one horrible human being!)

>confirmed

Idiot with no understanding of history detected. Trump is most certainly not a national socialist. Why I'm on this thread is a mystery. I feel my brain cells dying just having been here for minutes.