But Luke drank dat titty milk tho. Discuss star war fagz

But Luke drank dat titty milk tho. Discuss star war fagz.

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They passed me by, all of those great romances
You were, I felt, robbing me of my rightful chances
My picture clear, everything seemed so easy
And so I dealt you the blow
One of us had to go
Now it's different, I want you to know

One of us is crying
One of us is lying
In her lonely bed
Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead
One of us is lonely
One of us is only
Waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all

I saw myself as a concealed attraction
I felt you kept me away from the heat and the action
Just like a child, stubborn and misconceiving
That's how I started the show
One of us had to go
Now I've changed and I want you to know

Flying immortal Leia says that there was nothing wrong with the movie

Go to Rotten Tomatoes and compare critic reviews to audience reviews. Tells you everything you need to know.

Titty milk my nigger.

I wanted to see Luke cut down the remnants of the Empire, not train a Mary Sue

i mostly enjoyed it. because i already saw most of it when i watched the original trilogy.

The best cg in that shit was the thing the tiity milk came from

i guess princess comoniwannaleia had the force down pretty well too.

The last Titty milk

This user gets it!

you can survive for about 30 seconds in space before your cells freeze and your cell walls rupture and your blood boils.

if leia were a humanoid earthling and was quick and force-pulled the shop to her (her to the ship morelike), it could habben

Titty milk jedi sucked

Really disappointing, and the first time I've really felt bad about Disney burning the old EU down. Luke was out of character, every intriguing mystery in epVII was shit on, flying Leia was dumb, the main plot being "we're running out of gas" was REALLY dumb, etc. It had some cool moments, but overall it was worse than any of the prequels IMO, just better acted.

Critics are afraid to say anything bad about starwars because it results in death threats from fanboi man-children.

why didn't they just make movies with that orange loli?

what? snow? no this is salt.

whats that? you came all the way to this back water planet to learn the ways of the force from a quirky eccentric jedi who is trying to hide himself from other force users.... good thing its on this nice island, imagine if it was a swamp amirite

More to do with Disney blacklisting people.

Muh diversity, ugly gook, and yea...luke drank duh titty milk,

You forget how bad the prequels are. Here let me remind you.

youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

Not that these new movies are any better. They're equally stupid, just in very different ways.

well good thing then, because you won't see any training.

Prequels were by far always the superior trilogy and always will be

She's less of one now, she actually has depth now

well, the scene was longer than 30 seconds.

probably about 50/50 to be fair.

It was a joint effort between disney and the fanboi cult to silence any professional criticism.

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The same fanboys were around for the prequels, and that didn't stop any critics from taking a runny dump on them.

it was in slow motion.

also wouldn't everyone get sucked out when they opened the door for her?!

All that, just to give a girl scout one lesson in not being a total cunt for an afternoon. And yoda too, yea, kets burn down the entire religion bc theres one chick alive in the galaxy who gets it, and surely she stands no repisk of getting killed and losing it forever, what with her rushing into war against the entire fookin empire and everyone in it straight up to adam bonyface driver and his boss bad CGIman. I mean its not the jedi philosophy is worth hanging on to, or heeded or anything, right, with there being an evil empire hanfing around. none of what a thousand years of jedis fought and died for counts for more than incinerating it for lulz

>depth
yeah, outsmarting the supreme leader of the first order in her first play

Its a shame I actually truly believe what I stated

It’s kinda sad I know mark is pissed that he took the roll thinking it’s gonna be awesome then just fucked up his legacy. And made him some emo faggot who isolated himself on a gay island. Then gets killed off

the force can literally destroy planets
you dont think a little resistance to space death is out of its reach do you

I don't understand how with all the fucking commercials out there right now with Star Wars tie-ins we didn't get a "Got Milk" one with Luke drinking that stuff

thats what i was wondering. unless the force field bubble was containing the atmosphere that escaped the ship in the blast until it equalized to a presdure and oxygen quantity that leia could still get some air in, and didnt cause a breach when that door opened. but thats all i could think of.

it feels like a paint-by-numbers Star Wars movie made by someone who got all their SW's info secondhand from a friend of a friend

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DIfferent fanboys. Different internet culture. People were significantly less retarded back then. Trust me I was there.

Then you are lost!

First
The need for Po to go behind the back of the Admiral to plan an escape mission could have been avoided with a simple, "If all else fails, we have shuttles that will take us to the nearby rebellion outpost." It is improbable that a character, the admiral, who is later spoken of as caring, hopeful and wise, is someone this needlessly arrogant and withholding towards the people ready to follow her orders.
So either this conflict was contrived, or the sympathetic treatment she later receives is contrived.
More on this in a post to come after this.

That conflict then sparks the mission to find a code breaker.
It is explained to us that this is no average code, and there is only one person Maz can think of who could do it. Finn and Rose go to find this person.
Upon arrival at this distant planet, they leave their shuttle parked on the beach (for no reason), and go searching for this man. They are to know him by a lapel pin. While searching, they lament how impossible it must be to find this person in a resort of such a size. Yet, miraculously, they find him. This alone would seem deeply improbable, but at the same moment, the only person who saw Finn and Rose park their shuttle on the beach spots them as well. That's two deeply improbable events happening simultaneously.
The guards arrest them on the spot for the parking violation, something we are to accept as law on this planet, and puts them in a jail cell. In the very jail cell they are then held, there is a man who is also, coincidentally, a code breaker with the same capabilities as this rare man they went in search for.
This is deeply deeply improbable.
He proves his worth by breaking out of the jail cell with no effort.
To which you might ask. Why was he just hanging out in the jail cell if he could leave any time?
For the sake of the Deus Ex Machina.

I love the mental gymnastics of fan theories that are needed to make these garbage movies seem less retarded.

I think the point of her character was that she was a stubborn bitch and a horrible leader, forcing the hero poe to take a crazy risk of bravery. She later redeemed herself with her self sacrifice.

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The plot continues on with them breaking into the First Order ship.
They disguise themselves, and no one notices, except one bot observing them from a distance. The give away is that there is a cube shaped bot following them that isn't taking a perfect path. Despite many bots in this universe behaving this way, as seen in all of the other movies, this distant observation of a bot moving erratically is enough to make a case that successfully convinces someone in charge that there are four intruders. It also is enough of an observation to accurately predict the specific place on the city sized ship that the intruders are headed for.

Accepting all of that, we have to ask: how is it physically possible for the troops, along with the bot, to even be in the room when they arrive?
The room has one door, and Finn, the Stormtrooper who "used to mop that hallway", knows exactly where that door is. They do not look around for it, they go directly to the room upon arrival. The robot was far behind them when it spotted them, so simply to catch up to them would take some work. It would had to have gone to notify its command, convinced them, obtained troops, caught up to and past the core group, gone into the room, and hid out of sight in the same amount of time as the core group took to simply walk to the room.
Now all of that could happen, technically somehow all of that could happen.
But it is so extremely unlikely.

To be brief, the remaining plot in the C story is that just before execution, the ships takes a huge hit, and the damage kills most of the people surrounding them, but not them.
They hop in a ship and survive being chased all the way to the abandoned rebel base on the nearby planet, despite neither Rose nor Finn having piloting training while being chased by trained pilots from the highest ranking ship in the entire First Order.

exactly, but i did say i mostly enjoyed it.
the action was alright and i really liked the interaction between rey and kylo until he decided to be a dick for no reason.
there were a couple funny moments and a couple awesome moments but it was all bogged down with the tired rehashed story and forced leftist agenda.

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The problem i and many others are having is not that this use of the force is not possible. Its just that she SHOULDNT know how to use one of the highest tier force powers at all. "But there were decades after 6! She could have learned it from luke, dumbass!" Why the fuck should leia "learn the force"? She rebuilt the republic in those years and after a while the first order came and it was time to get all rebellion again. Luke fucked ben up and he went all hermit. So who trained leia? Or is it just like rey? Just because youre force sensitive you can do everything just like that!

We be Jedi now and fuck you white women move over white boi. We Jedi now nigga

No idea what you're talking about. Star Wars ended after the 3rd episode.

but they started treating her like she was wise and caring before she sacrificed herself
they tried to make it look like she was good the whole time, and our perspective was the problem

Nigga I love me some tittay milk!

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what about CG puppet yoda

one, its not improbable that they would find the code breaker, maz said he was in this specific casino at the high rollers table.
and two, she didnt say she could think of only one person who could do it, she said she could only think of one trustworthy person who could do it.
there are also any number of reasons he would stay in the cell, maybe he just wanted a place to sleep for a bit, maybe he knew he couldnt take care of the guards on his own and was waiting for someone else to arrive, maybe he was already working for the first order at that time.

This is one quarter of the film, and it is trash from top to bottom.

Next, Admiral Pink Hair:
The first interaction between Po and Holdo only held a request for information, not even a request that he be consulted, “So we’re in a crisis, what’s the plan? It would help people keep calm if they know there’s a plan. And if there’s anything that can I do, what can I do?” Her response was “shut up, you messed up your last mission, so you’re a little bitch boy. The plan is to do nothing and maybe it’ll just work out. Now run along idiot.”
He’s mad about this, but he doesn’t just lose his shit. He initially accepts it and has his friends bring him intelligence from command and all other stations of the ship. He is only waiting for a plan.
So with these multiple sources gathering information from many different stations, including directly inside of command, over the course of twenty hours, they find nothing. Holdo doesn’t just keep our point of view character, Po, in the dark as punishment, she gives no plan to anyone on the entire ship. As support ships die, their fuel supply nears empty, and twenty hours pass, there is no plan until literally minutes before Po begins the mutiny. Either she had no plan at all until then, or she hatched the plan in shrouded secrecy and told no one until the last possible second. In either case, not just from Po’s point of view, but for everyone on the ship, that is objectively horrible leadership in a crisis situation, and actively the opposite of “keeping the light of hope.”
And given the two choices, it is more likely she did have a plan, and chose not to share it. If she really did have absolutely nothing until the last second, and then suddenly went “oh wait, all those transport shuttles! Everyone forgot they have cloaking that makes them invisible to big ships!” That’s contrived. It’s almost deus ex machina.

The prequels absolutely sucked balls from a writing and character development standpoint The CGI was definitely sweet, but seriously, the prequels were deliberately juvenile. Very disappointing.

>red letter

those are fucking essential for everyone who dares defend those steaming shisse piles

Woman actually spend more money on that dumb shit. Not the movies themselves but the merchandise, like stuffed porgs, and t-shirts and star wars mugs and shit. So it makes more sense to pander more heavily to the demographic.

Guys disney is a corporation. Corporate rock still stucks. Corporate movies suck. You're never going to get a cool edgy bad ass star wars movie again. There's too much money at stake.

We watched people spend 20 hrs in a room, saying “how are we gonna get out of here! how are we gonna get out of here!” then at the end of the twenty hours someone says “I got it! We’ll turn the doorknob and walk out the door!” Oh so there was no conflict that whole time. Okay fuck you.

Then the movie has the gall to go: “Turn the doorknob lady is so wise. So smart. But it’s okay you sided with Mr. Break Out of Window, you didn’t know doorknob lady was so wise. She’s so wise she forgives window man, he was not wise enough to understand that telling everyone there was no doorknob and everyone would die was to give them hope.”

The sudden shift in camera treatment toward Admiral Dern (tone, dialogue, music, and acting) was unearned.
Then, after the tone shift, she (needlessly) sacrifices herself.

Admiral Tumblrhair will be avenged!

im not saying she learned the force, just that the force could do it.
and force capable people have been known to do powerful things they werent normally capable of when in drastic situations

I didn't see it that way, but I can see how you would.

I thought the whole movie was about mistakes, everyone making mistakes.

i know, and having to do it while i watched that fucking scene took me right back out of the movie. again.

she was wise and caring, she just didnt like poe and hes the perspective we see her from.

Beginning of movie:
>nah ignore that small ship because its not a threat. i havent learned anything from the deathstar, the deathstar or the deathstar
End of movie
>Nah ignore those small ships because its not a threat. I havent learned anything from the deathstar, the deathstar, the deathstar or the dreadnaught from this morning

Ive seen this over and over again. its boring now.

>literally Kylo that did that
Did you only read spoilers And not see the movie?

Is no one going to mention how they literally threw Admiral Ackbar away like if he was some no one and basically gave his spotlight onto the purple haired bitch

Ugh....titty milk tho.

YES THANKYOU!, The movie sucked, but it gets a -100/10 cause they didnt even give homage to Ackbar

He'll never be anything like master windu the wise. Also fuck blm and fuck niggers

How dare you speak ill of the heroine, Admiral Tumblrhair!

all milk is titty milk

I don't understand why people keep mentioning this moment, there are SO MANY worse scenes in this movie!! And "force sustain" + grip could easily do that

or that empty escape pod with no life signs but 2 droids in it, which for some strange reason the officer in charge, on that giant floating city, decided to go out of his way to save a quadrillionth of the days power expenditure on by not firing on it...

Well they did that to Luke and Han, so Ackbar had it coming. Serve him right for being a straight white multisex orgaism.

not after it's pasteurized.

Not a word of what you just said is true! XDXDXD ;)

The Space Manatee identifies as a male. It has four penises. Luke guzzles alien ball milk.

If we're going to destroy the character, might as well go the full nine.

Where did they find the Kylo actor? Is he some rich and famous douche bag's kid? I mean what a goofy looking muthafucka! Some villain: throwing temper tantrums like a pubescent little bitch. They should have stopped at a high point, like the Empire Strikes Back.

You maybe right, but what about the stories coming out, like han solo and boba fett?

it's still titty milk.

>You maybe right, but what about the stories coming out, like han solo and boba fett?

It's just bad fan fiction backed up by money. As far I'm concerned, Star Wars is just Ep1-6.

The point is....luke drank the titty milk.

so if these code breakers are such a dime a dozen that missing one and winding up in a jail cell with another isn't garbage, then why did Finn and Rose say no one in the resistance could handle it? does a force actively needing to crack codes on their primary enemy have less of a chance of containing a capable person than going to a casino and swinging a cat?

dont forget the books and games.

You're telling me you're not looking forward to the stories that have left the star wars saga and gone their seperate ways.

The movie had barely any of the original aliens. No twi'leks, ithorians, or rodians.

here's the problem with thinking that:

Yoda dies

Kylo Ren is actually my favorite part of both movies. Great to see a bad guy who isn't just some guy who wants to destroy everything, but one with obvious internal conflict

it has a nigger and chink

i didnt say it wasnt garbage that they would up in a cell with one, did i

What is darth Vader?

Darth vader was 30 years ago though. Boring bad guys is a recent problem

Bahhhahhhaaaa. He is an absolute joke. He's so deep that he throws a big temper tantrum with his glowing sword (funny it looks like a cross though). Then he stabs his elderly, unarmed father in the gut because he's too much of a coward to tell his father to get lost. Instead, he takes the easy was out and kills him. He is literally one of the most pathetic characters in any story I can recall.

No. What Disney has pumped out in the form of Rebels, R1, and these two stinky cinematic shitpiles has left me not wanting anything more of what Kathleen Kennedy has to offer.

her play was to put kylo in the situation she felt would yield him killing snoke
snoke, reading kylo and reys minds, saw this play coming and also had his own plan.
kylo did as she planned, and snokes plan was thwarted.
Kylo was a pawn in the situation.
Rey outsmarted Snoke in her first ever interaction with him, even despite him having been reading her mind long in advance.

these are things that make him interesting

he could have been a pretty decent character, but they fucked him in this movie.
seduced by the light side was something i really wanted to see
and i would have bet money that he didnt kill han, i would have said that han activated the sabre to save his son from doing it. kylo even looked surprised that it happened.

Kek, Vader would frighten kids, kylo ren makes kids throw a tantrum to get what they want, face it kid, episode 3 was better than this garbage, characters and storyline.