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Hey Sup Forums

I wanna start fucking prostitutes. I mean as in once a month I go out and try a new one.

My questions are

1. Whats the normal price

2. Chances of going to jail/robbed/STDs

3.Being rushed

4. Tips?

I live in Virginia

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dunno about your degenerate "country" but in the civilised world its £60/hr, protecc always given to you by the femanoid, no jail, no robbed, professional environment and dont be a pussy who cant get it up and cum too fast cos even if you pay for an hour and you cum before your time is up youll have to leave anyway

$80-100 isnt bad. I can easily swing that

Move to SF. Purchase them on Hotwell Street. Tell them, "Show me your titcoin, so I know you're not a cop."

Shaneequa says 100 dollars

1. $200-$250 for a half hour with a hot girl

2. Jail/Robbed: Rely On TER and you can avoid both. STD: Use protection, and you should be good, but hey, it’s always a risk.

Once in a blue moon there are white girls. Same price

>TER

How do you find women? Backpage is what I'am looking at

Whites dont seem to be that rare unless you mean street walkers

I once saw two white girls selling themselves on Shotwell. There were dressed modestly. Never saw them again

I've done it more times then I'd like to admit. More of an addiction.

Honestly I don't recommend it. I regret it every time. Rarely do I leave more satisfied than if I stayed home and fapped.

It really adds up too.
They will scam you sometimes too.
If you want to blow your money, I recommend Asian Massage Parlors. Use rubmaps
60 to 80 for an hour long good massage.
40 for the finish
bit more if you go for oral or more

Live escort reviews will show backpage listings and others but with links to TER and stuff

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SF is 300 on backpage

I fuck hookers a lot. I'm probably going to fuck one tomorrow, in fact

It's the best hobby ever tbh

I don't know what prices are like in Virginia, or how sketchy it is in terms of getting robbed/busted. I'm in Canada where the whole industry operates comfortably in a legal grey area.

Getting rushed isn't a big deal, most ladies give you a fair deal, but I only shoot once and I also don't hang out and try to get every last bit of time after I cum, so idk, if you wanna fuck her several times in the hour or just hang out and get every last second of your time you might occasionally get ladies that are kind of irritated with you about it. But in my experience, just be cool with her and she'll be cool back.

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In a civilised country, prostitution is legal and you don't need to worry about getting arrested, etc. Price/service varies a lot by country. In Australia about $150/hour is the cheaper end of decent service and it goes up from there. Massage parlours are another option.

The trouble is, sex with hookers really isn't that great apart from the rare times you actually click with a girl. Like, sometimes she just doesn't even pretend to be into it and just lies there, or she's a clock watcher, or she just wants to make you cum as quickly as possible and move onto the next dude, or she goes through a really mechanical routine. As a guy who's fucked too many hookers (and got a titjob from a Thai massage girl just last Monday), sex in a good relationship is far better.

I would love to fuck hookers, but I hate using condoms, it takes all pleasure away. I dont know how you do it.

I hate condoms too, but luckily I like blow jobs more than sex and lots will do BBBJ (bareback blowjob) if you pay them extra. pic related

Currently infected with the clap from bbj. But I would have been fine if I stayed away from street chicks. But $20 a pop is hard to beat

A lot of them will let you fuck them bareback if you can convince them you're a decent guy and you pay enough. It's a pretty dumb thing to do though. Yes, I'm admitting to having done some dumb things.

>The trouble is, sex with hookers really isn't that great apart from the rare times you actually click with a girl

This is true: fucking hookers is a bad idea for all sorts of reasons and you won't even particularly enjoy it. You can jerk off for free and that'll be much more satisfying than awkward, uncomfortable sex with someone who you're paying to touch you.

Your 30 years too late. Back then there were whole blocks of them near me with 20 or more on a corner with a lot of them underaged. Bj -$10, fuck in back seat $25-50.

Ahhh, those were the days my friend.

Adding further to this, it gets even weirder when a hooker likes you but you aren't that into her. I've had this happen a couple of times.

Once was with a chubby blonde working out of KX Budget Hotel. She stopped me on the street when I was walking past, I didn't really want to go with her. Told her sex with hookers mostly sucks. But she promised she'd spin me a good yarn about her life etc. and I was bored. Turned out to be a terrible storyteller (worse than most greentext here). Then she pestered me to fuck her, even though I really wasn't into it. Went through the motions of fucking her, had a hard time keeping it up because she just didn't do it for me. Came in the condom, and she's like, "See, I told you it could be good with the right girl!"

1.
Depends on the quality of women.

Sub 100 for an hour is usually a pretty busted chick, either ugly, old, or attractive but doing drugs. I'd avoid to lower risk of disease.

Going to the 150-250 dollars an hour range I'd say you get women who are almost always attractive but the levels to which they try are questionable. This is generally where you want to be most of the time.

250-400 are always bombshells that work their ass off and anything above 400 bucks is usually incredible, I've never had a problem with anyone in this range and the service is always exceptional

2.If you always look for women who are Eros Verified or have a high amount of reviews on The Erotic Review, or who work out of a reputable hotel or neighborhood/house you shouldn't get robbed.

Jail will only happen if you talk explicitly, always talk in code(i.e Whats the rate, when are you available) never directly reference sex and if she ever says something explicit before she does something sexual to you just disengage and walk away.

Don't feel afraid to just give up money if you get catfished, I went time went for a cheap chick that was too good to be true and it was a complete uggo, just left the money and walked out. Don't fight over cash cause you never know about a pimp.

3. Being rushed happens, Invest in memberships to The Erotic Review and Prefered 411 and make sure a chick is well reviewed before you see her so you don't waste your time.

4. It's not as hard as you think, the likely hood of jail or disease is super low and if you're actually willing to spend a good dollar you should never have any problems. Also just always be a nice and respectful guys, escorts would rather work with the same dude repeatedly and they might give you better services/better rates and better availability if they like you. In general I avoid Asian Massage Parlors as they're prone to random raids.

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If you have the money fuck pornstars, the lower tier ones are only in the 600-1000 dollar range and they make you get STD tested ahead of the appointment so when you fuck it's without a condom.

I don't know why, I love it when hookers swallow my cum.

so did pic related

me too. It's so satisfying. They are the ones that stand out in my memory

mostly correct except for the sub 100. you can score a nice one if you're willing to accept that she's foreign, doesn't speak english, and is most likely a victim of sex slavery.

so if you can deal with that...

>be me
>frustrating day at work, stayed back late
>a relaxing massage might help
>go to massage shop I haven't tried before
>room is small and smells dodgy
>young, hot massage girl, so it's all good
>say "yes" when she asks if I've been here before
>pretty decent massage
>inevitably gets to "the flip" and she brings up extras
>"can I play with your pussy?"
>"sorry, I'm on my period"
>look disappointed and let down
>"how about I give you a blowjob instead?"
>alright, this is OK
>pay the agreed tip
>she sucks my dick
>feels good, man
>cum in her mouth
>she swallows and giggles
>wags her finger at me in a scolding way while smiling

I live in Houston Texas. Any advice where to find hookers?

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pic related swallowed, and i was the first one to ever give her a porn-tier face fuck (my fetish)

Fellow monger in CA here:


>1. Whats the normal price
60-100usd. Prices go up for escorts

>2. Chances of going to jail/robbed/STDs
Chances are high if you dont do your homework on prostitutes and places where you plan to pick them up. As for stds, just assume the chances are high everytime you enter

>3.Being rushed
Out of the 200+ escorts and street walkers ive been with? Only been rushed twice

>4. Tips?
Always bring rubbers. Its a huge inconvenience if either party doesnt have one. If you are visiting an escort in a hotel then just bring the cash. Be alert of law enforcement. Yes they still use decoys and unmarked vehicles

>be me, in hong kong for business
>take a look around wan chai at night
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>staffed by filipinas on entertainment visas
>go into wildcats and sit down with four girls
>overpriced beer for me
>even more overpriced lady drinks for them
>hear their sob stories
>no money and no work in philippines
>come to hong kong to try and make cash
>supply of bargirls far exceeds demand
>lucky to get one customer in two weeks
>not really making much money
>one hasn't fucked in HK or fucked for money yet
>calls herself a "hong kong virgin"
>got a daughter back in philippines though
>want to take two of them back to hotel
>they talk me up to taking all four
>get substantial bulk discount over individual price
>they change into something less slutty
>taxi back to hotel, take them up to my room
>they're impressed, especially by the view
>(happy valley racecourse just across the road)
>they take selfies in room they can't afford
>I shower, they shower, they see me at full attention
>one of the more experienced ones: "Wow! Is that fake?"
>me: "No, it's real. Why?"
>her: "Because I've never seen an Indian with a huge dick before!"
>fuck you, I want to believe I have a merely average dick
>they all suck my dick, feels good man
>fuck three of them one after the other
>have to change condoms in between
>why do asian girls insist on changing condom?
>would be better if I could freely switch back and forth
>they're OK but not really into it
>what to fuck the "hong kong virgin"
>she doesn't want to
>her friends talk to her in filipino
>they convince her to do it
>fuck her for a while, best pussy of the group
>back to blowjobs
>joke about their dick-sucking skills
>tell one of them that another one sucks better
>she apologises and puts in more effort
>cum in former "hong kong virgin's" mouth
>she swallows
>they dress and leave to go back to their bar

Nah, it's almost my salary.
Tbh I'm in a 10+ year relationship and just bored as hell. Not a smooth talking ladies man, so yeah...

this independent one looks fun if you aren't price sensitive

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Just my general experience, actually one of my ATF was pretty cheap. Used to fuck her in the ass for 60 dollars and she got me into this hobby because I used to work at a convenience store in high school and she propositioned me on the job lol.

I generally avoid under 100's though cause it's a whole lot of work to find that diamond and it increases every risk tenfold.

Fair enough, in general then you probably want to keep towards wearing a condom or set up a sugar daddy arrangement with college girls. Less volume so they're less likely to have STD's.

>4 women at once
lol that's pretty luxurious

I'd like to do something like that, but so far I've never been able to bring my a-game in threesome

Cialis, bro.

still a few on craigslist looking for donations, charged 150 for me and buddy for few hours

yeah, I should

fuck I hate going to the doctor tho

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Order that shit ONLINE, it's on the clear net

Sounds like your country is the degenerate one if you pay for an hour but are kicked out after cumming regardless of time. That's some bullshit

Low. High. Medium. Yes.

The cheapest hookers are like this in HK - you basically pay for half an hour or to cum once, whichever comes first. It's cheap, but it's pretty mechanical service.

In Australia if you pay for half an hour, often they'll want to make you _not_ cum in the first half hour so they can upsell you a second half hour, so you need to make sure you're on track. If you pay for an hour or more they'll let you cum more than once if you blow early.

Fuck it, more shitty greentext - keep the thread alive.

>go to shitty strip club that has no cover charge
>no liquor license so have to drink Cooper's Extra Light
>shitty pissweak non-alcoholic beer
>watch the strippers do their thing
>skinny, petite, black Californian hooker sits next to me
>starts talking, I'm not interested
>give her shit and make bad jokes to try and make her go away
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny
>so much for that plan
>eventually convinces me to come upstairs for a blowjob
>pay the money, go upstairs
>she's actually pretty hot and has a nice little pussy
>ask her if niggers really have huge dicks
>she says some of them do
>says she finds working with really huge dicks uncomfortable
>ask her why she has a nice little pussy
>say if nigger dicks are huge, nigger pussy should be big/loose to match
>she laughs and tells me I'm funny again
>is it impossible to offend this nigger?
>let's get on with the job
>she sucks my dick while I finger her pussy
>she's pretty tight, and rocks her hips getting into it
>seems to actually enjoy it at least a bit
>tells me to keep the fingers I've had in her pussy away from face
>hates smelling her own pussy
>cum in her mouth
>she spits in the bin

Hahaha lol

Moar stories

>be me, walking home from work
>see hot japanese girl standing on street
>yep, she's working, and I can cum in her mouth
>when she opens her mouth she speaks with thick aussie accent
>sounds like a skank from manly
>she pulls the upsell on me, but I pay up
>let's do some 69 - she has great dick-sucking skills
>she's got a totally smooth, milky white japanese pussy
>total JAV-quality pussy
>finger her like crazy while she sucks my dick
>four fingers in, stretching her out
>silent duck manoeuvre, try to get whole hand in for fisting
>won't go in, dammit - having big hands sucks sometimes
>ah well, still pretty good
>stretching out that japanese pussy while she sucks me
>cum in her mouth, she goes and spits in the bin
>asks if I want to have sex, don't really feel up for it
>she gives me a competent massage and chats
>she's from yawata, but moved to aus with parents when young
>seems disappointed that I'm not fucking her
>enjoy massage for the rest of the time, it's relaxing
>as leaving, she wants to kiss, I try to avoid it
>she still manages to land one on my lips
>so much for hookers not kissing customers

>be me, in HK for business
>frustrating day at office
>drink large amount of beer after work
>walking down lockhart rd on way back to hotel
>"velvet curtain" clubs everywhere
>all staffed with filipinas on entertainment visas
>see chubby filipina standing outside crazy horse
>ugly like most filipinas but hitting it might make me feel better
>chat, talk prices, tries to talk me into taking her friend too
>friend is younger, taller, slimmer and prettier
>really not interested in friend though
>convinces me to do the double by promising lesbian show
>negotiate bulk discount over individual price for double
>pay tip for old chinese woman running bar
>walk to dodgy short-term hotel on Lockhard Rd with girls
>on the way the prettier one gives me a bit of background
>I'm her first customer, she's been losing money
>not a virgin, but never fucked for money or in HK
>"hong kong virgin" they call it
>if no customers she'll lose money on her work trip
>typical story, far more supply than demand
>get to short-term hotel, pay fee
>I shower, they shower
>it's clear they have no clue how to do a lesbian show
>so we have to skip out on the whole reason for the double
>both suck my dick, feels pretty good
>fuck the "hong kong virgin", she goes OK
>change condoms to fuck the chubby one
>why Asian girls always insist on changing condoms?
>fuck her right in the pussy
>she's really not into it, not even pretending
>obvious she just wants me to cum and get it over
>beer kicks in, her attitude definitely isn't helping
>start to soften a bit
>pull out and make her suck me hard again
>she clearly doesn't enjoy tasting her pussy on the condom
>go back to fucking her pussy
>start to soften, make her suck it again, back to pussy
>repeat a few times
>get sick of this, pull out, condom off
>jack off over former HK virgin's tits to finish
>clean up and leave
>when leaving, chubby girl asks if I'll give them a tip
>"you didn't deliver promised lesbian show - I'm not giving you a tip!"

>go grocery shopping
>decide to stop at massage joint first
>get cute 23-year-old slightly chubby Chinese girl for an hour
>the kind that's cute now but will probably turn into a whale later
>she gives a decent massage
>asks if I want more
>give her $50 tip, get her nude on the massage table
>suck her tits, finger her to orgasm
>whisper to her the whole time that she's beautiful and shit
>she agrees to fuck for another $50
>asks if I've got a condom, nope
>she gets a condom from the other massage girl
>condom too small, sex sucks

That's all the shit I've got as pretyped greentext.

Any tips if you want to fuck one that's pregnant?

Gonna post pics of one of my ATF's since the thread is dying down

keep an eye on the review boards for your area, the opportunity comes up once in a while

Best review boards?

Ah, may as well do another story

>friday night, on the way home from work
>walk through red light district on the way
>see Viet hooker I've fucked a few times
>she has the same firt name as my wife, so it isn't cheating
>say hi, chat a bit, decide to hit it
>talking about general shit while fucking her
>find out she's back with her on-and-off boyfriend
>ask if he knows she's doing this
>ask how he'd feel if he knew
>she gets massive guilt trip
>"um, can we stop talking about this?"
>fine, nothing else to talk about, fuck in silence
>never see her working that street again
>kind of miss her

these posts are mine and

this is footage of me face fucking an escort, shot with my camera phone:

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if you don't like face fucking or poorly filmed amateur footage just skip right to the end for a pretty good facial

they tend to be based regionally, so google [your city] escort review forum and check out the top results and pick whichever one seems the most active

...

Damn, where you at?

Gotta pay this chick a visit if she's nearby....

...

canada

Ahhh Damn, nothing beats Canada.

Montreal hobbying was the best girl cost to quality ratio I've ever seen.

yeah, we've got it pretty good here, and people don't even seem to realize it, since we don't have a red light district or anything internationally famous like that. The industry just quietly operates out of storefronts that most people never bother walking into.

1. I'm a fancier guy so I pay $160 or higher since niggers and std infected dirtbags will never afford them. People pay less than $100 but the chances of catching something increases, a lot of crack whores and streetwalkers will charge low rates.

2. Depends. Best thing to do is research backpage escorts and see if they're legit (reverse image search, look up their phone number etc). Anything that looks sketchy like crack whores or fake pictures is a good indication of robbery or STD. If any escort tries to talk sex or says she's underage then run because it's a sting. Wear a condom and you should be good.

3. Very common, especially if it's your first time, she might not trust you. Once you visit the same one a few times then there's a good chance she'll trust you more and give freebies etc.

4. never do BBBJ, BBFS or Anal, don't want to increase your chances of catching anything. Pick girls that say no blacks or thugs since those types spread STD's the most. Never discuss sex over text/phone because it could be a sting, if she says she's underage by accident then run as hell because it's a sting.

Can't believe nobody has recommended TNA board. Reviewed escorts are much safer and you know what you're getting into. Find what you like then reach an agreement outside advertised prices. This milf let me give it to her in the ass 4 times one month for an old iPad I never used. Fuck yeah.

Hey op I live in VA too. I'm in chesterfield, usually see a lot of hoes in Richmond city. Best thing to look at is the website backpage. Decent selection and I think maybe reviews as well.

merb is better than anything we have in America, It's crazy that I live in New York and finding a quality girl is almost impossible.

Don't even wanna imagine what people who live in the middle of the country deal with.

It's funny, I've heard that about NYC a lot.

I don't understand how you could have all those people and nobody runs a decent escort agency

Nothing but AMPs although a couple of agencies are popping up with more quality but I prefer independent providers.

It's just crazy though cause the solid indies are charging like 400+ and double verification where as when I was in Canada it was so much easier to hop on Merb and get a hot independent escort for under 250 with no verification.

Also your strip clubs and massage parlors are top notch as well, one of my best lays was an up sell from a hooker in a strip club in Montreal and the Lap dance and eventual sex still only ran me about 200 CAD.

That's an asian girl thing, I love it because it means they're not rushing you and you feel real respect from this low rung pole hole of society. But, you gotta imagine, do they play nice and try to kiss all their customers?

I would love to have a regular pro Korea girl for when I'm in the mood myself.