I peeled my clementine like a dick, thought it was something different than what is usually here

I peeled my clementine like a dick, thought it was something different than what is usually here

I really really really like this picture

Thank you, I worked hard on it

Do you mind if i save it?

>peeled my clementine like a dick
so, how do you usually peel your dick?

Go ahead

Depends on how rough the night has been

YOU DIDN'T DO THE THING

Oh no, what a travesty

Nice Photoshop skills faget!!

Great picture!

Fuck, I've been found out.
Could you tell by the pixels?

>OP sees an orange
>immediately thinks about dicks

It just happened that way, the two first ones didn't end up like that

Now peel one like a pussy

God yes! Just look at the shadows, they are all messed up. Like a monkey made them :-/

tHAT'S A TANGERINE NOT AN ORANGE.

Tangerines are for faggots

The limit is 2 a day you fucking mong

says who?
I can give it a shot, but 2 is the limit, 3 is pushing it. 4 is overkill I think

>Not knowing what happens when you consume too much vitamin C

OP peels dicks

Oh my dalin'

Can you explain how peeling your dick is different than unzipping it?

>what happens when you consume too much vitamin C
Diarrhea
Nausea
Vomiting
Heartburn
Abdominal bloating and cramps
Headache
Insomnia
Kidney stones
As long as it isn't daily I should be good, idiot