CLE:Carrasco fires eight scoreless against Sox
PHI:Howie Kendrick expected to miss 2-3 weeks
SF:Denard Span (shoulder) headed for X-rays
SF:Span forced to leave with shoulder injury
NYY:Torreyes goes 4-for-5 with two RBI and a run
HOU:Springer leaves with hamstring discomfort
TOR:Strained hamstring sends Tulowitzki to DL
LAA:Cam Bedrosian (groin) lands on 10-day DL
LA:Dodgers thinking of using Hill as a reliever?
WAS:Gio Gonzalez flirts with no-hitter vs Mets
LA:Julio Urias could start Wednesday vs. Giants
NYM:Cespedes (hamstring) unlikely for Sunday
/mlb/ - MLB GENERAL EL DUQUE EDITION
>When Phillies is the first post
>tulo and donaldson ded
thats all of our offense basically
BALTIMORE ORIOLES
NUMBER ONE
nth for >our season is already over
are the sneks gonna win literally everything this year lads
ROCKIES
red sox are GOOD GUYS
That's an infield popup in any other park.
lol no
GOOD GOYS*
>you in charge of physics knowledge
Lads do I get a gf if my team wins the WS?
BIRD DEFEATS SOCK
EVERY TIME
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Hey look it's those ugly meme unis I was talking about
Cleveland lineup lynchers
Diamondbacks are a pointless franchise
lol
hey guys remember when i complained all season about the jays offense being shit and you cunts all got buttmad and verbally attacked me about being a pessimist?
well
how do you like them apples bitch?
I was on the mlb.tv app on my fire stick and my son said he wanted to watch "the orange ducks" play. I'm a Yankee fan so I told him no and sent his ass to bed early.
Games in April and May don't matter
>i complained
flag checks out
>all season
since october 2015
>jays being shit
still right on
>verbally attacked me
and here come the feelings
another million dollar leaf post
>my son said he wanted to watch "the orange ducks" play
that's kind of cute
>complained about jays offense
>in 2015
why are americans allowed to be this dumb?
They won one of the most memorable and classic World Series of all time in their 4th year of existence. The Rangers, on the other hand, now that's a pointless franchise. Should be contracted or relocated
looks like your son is gonna escape the vicious cycle of following a shitty new york team thats only good cause it has a zillion dollars
Beer is for drinking, not throwing.
Cubs fans don't get it either
Injuns desu senpaitachi
You may ONLY reply to this post if your team has 12 wins.
>not having the best record in baseball
My team has 12 anti-wins. So I'll post and annihilate both of our records.
After next year, they'll be 9th in salary amounts.
>only played 16 games
>lost games 17 and 18
Only thing worse than Jays offense right now is Edwin Encarnacion.
you may only reply to my reply if you ply that i'm implying
>TFW could be +2 but dropped 2 to the daddies
I'm just happy this team isn't boring to watch
Did he catch the flu from the rest of the Jays lineup before he left?
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kill me
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edwin is always shit untill like mid may
If only Colorado's pitching could keep pace with their offense.
>Ryan Howard is in AAA Gwinnett
Please retire, Ryan.
Ha ha Lastros.
>team is above .500 but I really fucking hate watching them
He's already breaking out of his funk.
twitter.com
>tfw it could be worse
>funk
yeah thats it, this season is different from literally every single one of his previous seasons, he'll snap out of it now instead of mid may
Yeah, your team could be relocating to Vegas in about two years.
t. Future Las Vegas Athletics fan
>Team under .500 but still above the Mets
I like this
I didn't mean to imply you were wrong about Edwin always struggling in April, because you're right - he does. I was just showing that he's starting to come around like usual.
Anyway, it'll be interesting to see if his strikeout rate stays higher like last season.
he was honestly swinging on everything last season playing for a contract so theres a chance it lowers
>swinging on everything
He still has been doing this a lot early to try to justify the contract, though not as much as Napoli did late last season/playoffs.
He's been dealing with a hammy strain too
Haha ouch nice burn James :)
Sup bro
Grienke is 9001 level tier autism.
I can't believe you saved my Duran Duran shitpost
Person trying to get into watching sports/baseball here.
Do I have to watch all 18 hours of Ken burns before I watch any games?
True, I was reading about that earlier (and good reason to have 'Los at 1B instead). Bastian has a great breakdown on how Edwin's already adjusting
bastian.mlblogs.com
no, but it helps
ann coulter is 55 and a virulent shitstain on the sociopolitical landscape
but i'd still fuck her brains out desu
ok?
I'd fuck Bryce Harper in a laundromat.
>Do I have to watch all 18 hours of Ken burns
No, but it is THE way to learn baseball history
>before I watch any games?
Certainly not. Just the basic rules are fine to watch a game, then look up or ask about more obscure stuff. Also highly recommend taking in a game in person especially with company
You may only replyt if you're team a shit lol XD
*yore
>tfw no offense
the jays are literally worse
>these 2 teams played in the ALCS literally 2 seasons ago
where did it all go so wrong
>doyers get molly wopped again by the fucking SSSSNEKs
i thought it was /our/ year
traded away their respective farms and will now be irrelevant for at least the next 5-10 years
the jays didnt trade anyone good from their farm though, except hoffman , no idea about the royals, i think manea is good
That's generous
I'm excited for the third Royals championship in 2045
Royals traded away almost every prospect with any value, really
They kept a few decent pitchers and some power bats and Raul Mondesi but other than that heh
Just glad it worked
but your rotation looks fine though and thats half the battle
It happens every year
Nothing new in fact last year they traded 30 runs+ each in a 3 game series once
I went to one at Chase wood was pitching iirc
The rotation is over performing and the offense is under performing, they're probably about where they should be but they did it in an unexpected way. I just hope they don't dick around and don't trade Lorenzo Cain for yuks just to win 74 games
I don't know what's going on with the Jays, you all got Fidel Blastro he carries teams
Noah , Norris and few small time players
Noah alone is a somebody and norris is up and coming
Why is everyone on the jints dying
Players who did nothing wrong
Miguel Sano
Manny Machado
Unironically Pete Rose
Shoeless Joe
Fuck Pete Rose
hey
fuck you
3rd place in the division would be acceptable for this team
If i am a benear is it natural that i root for the injuns
Nope, most beaners root for the doyers. It's the hues that root for the injuns.
where is /absg/ brazil
i miss him
rip brazilbro
there'd at least be a few fags watching on fridays and saturdays
>tfw no Japanese beer girl qt gf
Pic unrelated?
what about batteries?
How does 4th place taste?
Giants fan here. I read this book back in 2005 and even though I'm not a Red Sox fan it gave me insight what following a team really means. I highly recommend any baseball fan to read it. Just be aware the formatting is a little weird, like a journal.