HELP ME Sup Forums

HELP ME Sup Forums
I CAN'T FIND MY DICK!!!

LET ME HELP YOU, I'LL STIK MINE INTO YOU FOR MAKING YOU HAPPY

I found it OP, it was up some other guy's ass, you glorious faggot.

Check your rear and take pics doing so

TITS or gtfo

FUCK BRO!
DID YOU CHECK THE TOILET YET?
MAYBE YOU WENT FOR A MIDNIGHT PEE AND ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED IT IN!

Did you check under your bed?

look behind the couch
my dick always likes to hide behind the couch

Were you born with one?

Wish that'd happen to me

Sucks to be you.

blame the cat

Tits or GTFO

Have you checked up your own ass?

all these faggots with no real advice to help this poor man find his dick
dick you check in the last pair of pants you were wearing?

Nice

just mail order another 1 already u drama faggot king

Check inside the last person you fucked.. thats where I always it.

NYPA

find oyur own dick!!

*find

Also, tits please

Where you always it?

you can have mine for a few minutes

where did you last you last saw it?

Could give you mine...

Probably on your head. Feel around or look in a mirror

everyone get dick off your mind
the typos in this thread are reaching critical proportions

okay with that out of the way
OP have you checked in yore sock drawre?